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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Digger didn’t do well? Did they remember to show a montage of Tom Cruise’s whole career before the movie started ?

G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hey, you know what ELSE is weird about Dracula? The dude sleeps in a full tuxedo... Man, Dracula. What a weird guy, right?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wishing you an easy fast, and the strength to forgive others and yourself.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You guys ever been in the middle of watching Star Trek, and think "I cant wait to watch more Star Trek?"

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Fun Fact: The Emmys occur once every 3.5 weeks.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You guys just don't understand! I'm an Aries! That means I feel stuff about things!!

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag.” -Michael Chabon

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I want to assure all the women I’ve taken on dates recently that I too thought I would be taller. You and I are aligned on this.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t care how sordid they are, 4 rooms in Chelsea for 2 single girls is pretty good.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I dunno, Young MC. You're trying to tell me Larry, my best friend Harry's brother... wants ME to be the best man at his wedding??? I mean, I like Larry. But he has to have friends who he's closer to than I am! Did he even ask Harry!? Also, why didn't Larry just ask me himself??

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This is what the weather was like the day Gozer showed up.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If I go by a fake name for my restaurant reviews, I’m using a Nomme de Nom

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Quick question for everyone; am I hungry?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Physically incapable of typing the letters T, H and E in sequence.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Violators will be Toad" - The no parking sign outside the coven

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Now that people are back in movie theaters, can we normalize throwing popcorn at people who are on their phones?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Why "Brand New Day," and not "SpiD4"

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Hey, why didn’t the bad guys on CHiPs just get off the highway?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

No matter what, I’m taking both teams out for pizza after the game. My treat.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

SPORTS-MAN-SHIP! SPORTS-MAN-SHIP! SPORTS-MAN-SHIP!

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It's hot. But not as hot as the night Johnny Viti got married.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Maybe they should just start the games in overtime?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Dear Gil, You cannot teach other people how to drive by honking at them. And even if you could, it’s not your job. I hope you can find a way to make your peace with that. Love, Gil

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The only way you could get me to do an Escape Room is to make it Star Trek themed. Also an adult sports league. Also all other things...

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Why “Brand New Day” and not SpID-4?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I swear I thought “Touch grass” meant “get away from me” like “kick rocks” I just learned it means “get some fresh air/ get off your phone/ experience something real” Which is ironic, because all this grass is fake, guys. It all came from Armstrong Garden Center

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I once had some legal trouble in Australia. Told the judge I was in a real "Natalie Imbroglio." He released me immediately.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Im so excited for this show! I know a lot of stuff is happening this weekend. And in all sincerity, it means so much when I see friends and comics come through to see the crazy amount of work we put into these shows. XOXOX Gossip Gil ucbcomedy.com/show/pop-cul...

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

May Gray June Gloom Cloudy Sky July August Fogust...

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I wish somebody would tell K-Earth that 'Eye of the Tiger' is a sometimes-treat.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Those who don't vote have no advantage over those who can't vote.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Used to be all it took to end a mayoral campaign was to hijack the speakers at their rally and play audio of them bragging that they "Played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell! Harp from hell! Harp from hell! Wicka wicka-- Harp from hell!"

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What if we're all just in some improv, improvised up by Chris Hemsworth on on a movie set, shooting in a distant galaxy, inside a snow globe... And he's leaving no room for the editor to cut around it, and the Director isn't even trying to reign him in?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Well, you know what they say... because you're better listener than I am.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

"Andrew, it's your cousin Marvin... Marvin Dice Clay? You know that new way to hold a cigarette you've been looking for???"

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Tony noms announced and once again, The Waterworld Stunt Show was snubbed!

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Does anyone actually ship Monet/ Quicksilver? I mean, you have to be at least as icked as you were with Warren/ Paige. Right? #Xmen

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Can you believe that May the Fourth and Cinco de Mayo fall one day apart this year?! Crazy.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I agree that Dolly Is an iconic musician and one of the great songwriters. But it doesn’t bother you just a little when she used “easily” twice in the same sentence?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Hey Dyson, it's 2026. Where are the silent leafblowers?

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Pistol Pete was a cat who became a dog. You can do anything.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I’m not looking to be canonized or anything; I’m just saying nobody has ever missed a left turn because I didn’t pull far enough into the intersection.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

“The Four Twenny Opera” by Berthold your Breath.

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G!l @gjbaron.bsky.social · 11/04/2026