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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've noticed some fans are having trouble differentiating between "Brady" and "Brody". Hope this diagram helps clear things up! #Survivor51
The Survivor 51 cast, with a label over Jelly's head reading [Anbrodica "Brody"], a label over Brady's head reading [Brady], and a label over everyone else's head reading "Brody"
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Assuming my computer behaves tonight (which is a big assumption), I'll probably actually remember to livepost #Survivor51 tonight!
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TheTraitorsUS liveposting starts NOW! and for real this time, assuming no tech issues again!
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Kilby @kilbysworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me when firemaking got voted to stay
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy #Survivor51 premiere day! Probably because there's been so little press about it, I forgot to do a winner pick until just now! I deliberated quite a bit between Jenna or Sharonda...but I ended up going with Sharonda (watch it end up being jenna 🫠)
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I anticipate we're probably gonna get overshadowed by BB in the RTV-sphere for tonight, but it's almost #TheTraitorsUS time! WE ARE SO BACK! 🧵 liveposting thread begins here
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With #TheTraitorsUS new blood TOMORROW (!!) and #Survivor51 in a week, I think it is safe to say that we are, in fact, SO BACK.
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this actually seems like a really well put together and fun cast! hopping on the abby L & clyde trains now I know next to nothing about these people but they're already my favorites #TheTraitorsUS
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me I might have to actually watch Big Brother now??
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Look, of course I'm happy for Aubry that she finally got her hard-fought win. But how am I supposed to be fully satisfied knowing in an alternate universe, she could have been our #Survivor50 winner??
Amanda Kimmel from Survivor: China
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mildly interesting fact: With Aubry's win in #Survivor50, Survivor: Kaôh Rōng is now the first all-newbie season with more than one finalist who goes on to win the game. All-Stars is the only other season where this is true. Heroes vs. Villains and Winners at War also had previous winners make FTC.
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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼 @joshkettles.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just got served this ad. Something needs to be done about this. 🤮 #survivor
Kalshi add for betting on Aubry
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
feels good to be back in full color again! #Survivor50
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Reality TV News/Updates @realitytvfan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Survivor 50 castaways Charlie Davis and Kamilla Karthigesu will officially have cameos in season 4 of The White Lotus, show creator Mike White revealed in the Survivor 50 finale. #Survivor #Survivor50
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
#Survivor50 finale live posting! Putting all my hope into Tiffany tonight, hoping she can make it past 5 and take it all!
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Survivor production really clutching defeat from the jaws of victory here huh?
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Kane?! From Canada?!?!
Survivor 45's Bruce Perreault
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Rizo playing #Survivor50 like
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#Survivor50 live posting thread begins here...mom I'm scared come pick me up
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy mother's day to everybody...but mostly to them. #Survivor50
Survivor 50's Cirie FieldsSurvivor 50's Emily FlippenSurvivor 50's Genevieve MushalukSurvivor 50's Kamilla Karthigesu
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
not like this
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
#Survivor50 Watching another person go to someone who they think is dead-to-rights and reveal their entire game to them like
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
starting the #Survivor50 live thread late because my bsky was down for a second...could this be setup for Cirie's game-winning move?? i'm a cirie truther, probably against my own best judgement...but I just can't see anyone else winning rn
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yeah okay I think I can forgive Billie Eilish now she's clearly just as confused about her idol as the rest of us are #Survivor50
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
While I obviously enjoyed the outcome of the coin flip in last week's #Survivor50 episode, it very easily could have gone very wrong. One of the things people didn't like was if nobody volunteered, everyone would draw rocks to see who picked it. Here's my idea to make that aspect better:
Everybody gets a colored rock; one rock represents wanting to flip the coin, and the other represents not wanting to. In secret, everybody picks their rock and reveals.

If NOBODY wants to flip the coin: The prize pot is still increased to $2 million, but nobody gets an advantage or is instantly eliminated. MrBeast leaves to go kick rocks and the vote continues as normal.

If ONE PERSON wants to flip the coin: They get to.

If MULTIPLE PEOPLE want to flip the coin: They must decide amongst themselves who wants to.

Not only does this ensure nobody is forced to flip the coin, it also creates an interesting dilemma between picking what's good for the group (not flipping the coin to help get a guaranteed million added to the prize pot), or good for yourself (risking self-elimination and keeping a million dollars from your fellow competitors by flipping the coin)...I suspect if this were the mechanism, the outcome would probably still be the same, with only Rick volunteering to flip the coin.

This is also changing nothing about the risk or reward of the coin itself – which I think is a bigger issue, as IMO default eliminations should never happen in Survivor – but I'm not totally sure about a fix that works for that.
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
almost forgot to start the #Survivor50 liveposting thread! really putting all my rooting interest into Emily & Rick, and I have a sinking feeling that won't be working out too well for me...
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I really hope tonight's episode turns out good somehow, because I just had an absolutely atrocious shift at work and I don't think I have the energy to sit through two hours of random chance screwing over another one of my favorite players. #Survivor50
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Today, I found out that my best friend of over 4 years' senior quote was a Billie Eilish lyric. Naturally, I will never be speaking to her again. #Survivor50
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
WORST CASE SCENARIO (probably) AVOIDED!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
At work today, I was talking with someone whose only exposure to Survivor was a commercial for next week's #Survivor50 episode where MrBeast shows up. I promptly apologized and explained that no, in fact, the show has not always been like that.
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Erik Reichenbach @erikreichenbach.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Low-Key HOW COULD YOU @jimmyfallon.bsky.social #survivor50 #dabudoodles #comics
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Done. #Survivor50 (please don't mind my crummy handwriting)
An index card taped to a wall that reads:

"You are not defined by the moments you fell short. You're defined by what you do after." - Dr. Christian Hubicki
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Once again couldn't tune into the #Survivor50 episode live last night, so here's my live-for-me-but-not-anyone-else-posting thread! I don't even think last week's thread was my best work but it obviously got the most publicity, so there's a lot of pressure on this week's thread...lol
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
call me the rizgod the way I'm appearing back to back in the #Survivor50 social media roundup!
The Bernie Sanders escalating reaction meme.

The first panel reads "Liveposting the entire season getting little traction" with an expressionless Bernie Sanders.

The second panel reads "Your post makes it onto the official social media recap" with a surprised Bernie Sanders.

The third panel reads "Twice" with an excited Bernie Sanders.

The fourth panel reads "In the same week" with a screaming Bernie Sanders with laser eyes.
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
So after sitting with it for a little while, I think the pairs twist for this week of #Survivor50 is probably better than I originally gave it credit for. Maybe this is partially just because I've now seen the discourse surrounding it that's overwhelmingly positive, and I'd say I'm still lower...
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Delayed #Survivor50 ep8 live-posting thread! The last time I couldn't watch the episode live was the blood moon...hopefully that doesn't mean another one of my favorites is about to go here 😬
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BB28 Outfit Updates @countessnfrenemies.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
honesty & integrity = maintaining the status quo #survivor50
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
#Survivor50 editors
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
#Survivor50 episode 7 live-posting starts here! feels so weird to think we're already on episode SEVEN
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The internet being the internet, I just stumbled upon a supposed spoiler of the final 6 of #Survivor50 ...usually bluesky doesn't have as many spoilers as the other sites but just be warned if you often scroll through the hashtag like I do that there is that spoiler floating around
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
oh, sweet me from 5 hours ago. you were so innocent, so naive... #Survivor50
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Well, don't make such a blatantly imbalanced edit and then people won't complain about it! What a concept! (yes obviously jonny fairplay's not on the editing team but you get the sentiment, he chose to attack the people calling out the problem instead of the problem itself?) #Survivor50
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Survivor @officialsurvivor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
tiffany confessionals tonight. we're getting fed!! #Survivor50
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winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a spoon in his mouth .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a spoon in his mouth .
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Starting my delayed watching of last night's #Survivor50 episode...now with 20% less orange goop!
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kamilla @kamilla.ca · 01/04/2026
these celeb cameos are getting outta hand
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Was conflicted on whether or not to watch tomorrow's #Survivor50 episode live, because tomorrow's my mom's birthday (she wouldn't be around for that specific time anyways). Thanks, President Trump, for making that decision a whole lot easier for me!
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Aubry & Genevieve being on all these swaps together #Survivor50
Two visibly upset young children in one large shirt that says "get-along shirt".
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
THIS. Did we need the extended cut of Coach "knighting" Joe & Colby? Or Charlie saying for the kajllionth time how he hates Rizo for some stupid reason? Ozzy's 19 confessionals in episode 1? I dislike when edits are this uneven in general, but even more so when it's *this* targeted. #Survivor50
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#Survivor50 ep5 live-posting thread begins here!
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garrett :) @gjb6138.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
For once, I'm not posting my #Survivor50 Ivory Torch post an hour before the episode...because the Zac Brown segment gave me so little to work with! For analysis on the 33% of the episode that had any game impact, you can read the Oops! All Vatu special here! theivorytower.wstd.io/ivorytorch/s...
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The Ivory Torch - Survivor 50, Episode 4: Knife to the Heart (the Oops! All Vatu Special!)
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