Gizmo
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![Ornate soap dispenser, has a painting of grapes and text Ketchup.
I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36h5codka7ll4z4tghiz7ghr/bafkreihco65zzurtsgxzitctvii3ignhk7wuh7innbpglwmfzx747fhwnq)
