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gal beyond the pal

@giveemhellery.bsky.social
312 followers 693 following 341 posts

98% reposts. Air filtration enjoyer / millennial with grandma hobbies / "voracious reader". Largely opposed.

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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just tried it too and holy shit
Screenshot of Google search results where the description of the Twitter link reads as hate speech not present in the actual Twitter post
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You actually don't gotta hand it to Ken Paxton of all people to win an election. You actually don't have to reassure your voters that not everyone needs rights, or if they do then we can worry about rights later.
Skeet from a dingus defending vote blue no matter who ideas of supporting politicians who sacrifice trans people
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I know these are real people but reading all these names in quick succession made me feel like:
Ai-generated yearbook page from a couple years ago with absolutely made up names under each student photo, such as "Shamp," "Broop," and "Asheliigynne"
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
dril tweet from 2 June 2014

"the wide man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Every time I open my Libby app, there she is, as if I might be missing out if I don't see her reading lists
A screenshot of Libby, on the landing page of my hometown library, showing a thumbnail of something called "Read With Jenna" right below the main search filters
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
One of us. One of us
Screenshot of an Etsy listing for a t-shirt with caption "I GOT THAT DOG IN ME" surrounding a picture of the Costco food court menu's $1.50 hot dog combo.
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
(in agreement with Claire) this repost is brought to you by the emotional breakdown I had while I was trying to space out the Christmas ornaments correctly on the tree (it is three feet tall)
Screenshot of a Claire Willett skeet that says, "A load-bearing component of 'the magic of Christmas' is the invisible domestic labor of moms. You are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you've decided it's about the decline of civilization." 
Claire was reskeeting someone else's commentary on a reddit post asking why Christmas doesn't feel magical anymore.
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My rendition of the NYT cranberry curd tart with a thick hazelnut crust and custardy filling
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Meme of Ben Affleck with one hand in pocket and other hand holding a cigarette, eyes closed, shoulders slumped, facial expression absolutely 110% done with this shit
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's clear that most people aren't willing to mask forever. But asymptomatic spread means we're passing it around before we feel sick. Combine that with the rapid tests growing less effective over time (i.e. taking more symptomatic days to test positive) how are folks supposed to know when to mask?
A screenshot of a WebMD informational page about Covid. The selection reads, "When is COVID-19 the most contagious? Researchers estimate that people who get infected with COVID-19 can spread it to others 2-3 days before symptoms start and are most contagious 1-2 days before they feel sick."
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Will Poulter in We're The Millers reaction meme: Wait, you guys are getting paid?
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Yeah the famously influential and mainstream people who think masking is still good probably made up RFK's mind about this.
A quote-skeet which says, "Hey congrats to everyone who took the soft anti-vaccine stance of 'mRNA vaccines aren't 100% effective and aren't useful against future variants so the mRNA vaccines aren't good, we need to mask forever', your stance has been noted by RFK Jr. to kill mRNA technology in America."
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Meme of comic book Batman snapping a shotgun into pieces. The shotgun is labeled "People not in my group must die by the millions." Batman's speech bubble says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Here is another picture of the same cat on the same balcony. He's still a cutie, there's no need to tell the fake fish market story!
Mr. Bill, a tabby cat, sitting on a red chair next to a patio railing. The chair and railing are also present in the background of the viral "cat pays for fish with leaf at fish market" meme image
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The guy from the "worst person you know just made a great point" meme
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Source:
Viral tweet from @Merman_Mellville

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Nobody ever believes me when I tell them about the Trump Jesus Bigfoots billboard between Dallas and Houston
A billboard reading "Vote Trump, greatest president since Lincoln let's make America great again" with cutouts of Trump, Jesus, a large Bigfoot, and three small Bigfoots on top
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gal beyond the pal @giveemhellery.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Texting my husband from the other room to tell him I can hear him farting
A screen shot of a text message saying only "That was a loud one"
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