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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"BREAKING: my pasta pot tried to burn down my building!" "...well, yes, I lit the stove and put it there and left for vacation, but still... Pasta Pot Super Intelligence is (probably, possibly, maybe?) here!! " "(also, you should give me $750B in funding)"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I personally was hoping for "Trump Intelligence" or "Biggus Dickus Intelligence", but SI will do. so have we reached SGI yet?
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"DON'T be mean with our garbage clump of statistical weights while it poisons underprivileged communities in Memphis" is the new "THE CHINESE stole what we stole first, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
brain has re-trained eye-thumb coordination to just skip past it (the eyes do a sort of mini-eyeroll to avoid accidentally catching some crumbs of it)
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/C49QAjSn_f4
youtu.be
Nate Wood - fOUR "Arrow"
YouTube video by nate wood
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
from "Don't be Evil" to "Guards, chase him!!" it's a hell of a ride
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Junior MrBeast Producer: "eureka! fatphobia thumbnail!" Senior MrBeast Producer: "... right, 'cos fat people are FUNNY... GENIUS!" Second Junior MrBeast Producer (catching up): "we could... mm... add a fart noise to the thumbnail?" Senior MrBeast Producer: "hey, we're not on 'Comedy Avantgard'"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
option 1 (practical): you pick the wrong one, a trapdoor plunges you into the alligator pit option 2 (Narnia-situation): thru multidimensional magic, they lead to different rooms
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"imagine the stupor of time-traveling 350 B.C. greek youth marveling at the novel concept of [checks notes] 'gym'..."
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And we'll need those ugly people that have the paper and change the shapes on it..."
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh, that's why AMD graphic cards always perform so much better than NVIDIA ones...
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...ohh! "GINGER", now I get it
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"better to ask for forgiveness than for permissions" fuck you. just, fuck you
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will go and read immediately (looks interesting!) but I *choose* to believe for these last brief seconds of ignorant bliss that this is a "Boy named Sue" situation
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🔔 Jack Donaghy reference 🔔
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"There's growing experimental evidence that pick-up artists are unusually good at talking people out of incel forums." (hot take: is not "talking people out", is "poaching")
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Arrested Development Banana" comes quicker to mind, but I always need to boost up my boy Jack Donaghy... "...imagine you're out buying milk... which cooosts..."
Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" saying "I don't know, $90 a gallon?"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong "Arrested Development Banana" vibes (I'm assuming good faith, which I know I shouldn't)
"Arrested Development" clip "it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"hat on a hat"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"[vigorously wipes crime scene with cotton cloth]...uhmm... we keep finding these cotton fibers all over crime scenes... I think this might be the work of [...] THE COTTON KILLER [🎶 dum dum DUUUM 🎶]"
static.klipy.com
Dramatic Chipmunk
ALT: Dramatic Chipmunk
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
>> “That is not the case with Teams, where all we have is a guarantee that Microslop will not peek inside,” a fourth official wrote, presumably referring to Microsoft Politico putting in the real investigative value here
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
little known fact: unbeknownst to NASA, Aldrin also worked a small extra job while deployed in Apollo 11
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"...y despues tu gratas tus billetes-loteria vamos a McDonald's a tomar simplemente café?"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gotta love how he casually equates "prefers not to be sexual cannon fodder" with "doesn't like men / is scared of men" 🤦
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Q: "How do you make 'recursive' suck ass and boring?"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"saying one thing arbitrarily doesn't make it true" said *guy*, arbitrarily
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Lord Farquaad meme here]
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
KKKDE
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"crise ship" in the alt text is incredibly apt
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this reads as some kind of Olympic-level "let me explain to you what you *really* meant..." mansplaining
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"if you use MS Word to check for typos and it fucks up, it's still on you" is a daunting thing to have to say or loud *for a crowd of scientists*
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
to the toaster's credit: a toaster is at least fully deterministic :P
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"non-consensual supplies I don't pay" uhmm
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
here, now you did it, you condemned Future AlgoJosh to eternal digital torture because the future Distributed Hyper-AGI Intelligence will be [checks notes] petty (!?)
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"please don't put in the paper that I'm complicit"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would argue that's not "AI" doing that, it's *people* in positions of power putting a text generator in charge of things where it makes no sense (spoiler: basically all of them). "oh, no! I wired my faulty toaster to the nukes control panel, and now the world is in danger! Skynet is here!" :/
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
also "if you care about your work, you'll let us force you into this thing that's illegal in 100% of countries with serious labor laws and/or unions, but here, you know, pilgrims and shit" is a pretty rich stand
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"massacre of children and civilians" == "one sided political agenda" 🤮
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everything is Mr Beast now [punches repeatedly "OPT-OUT" button] [slams head (repeatedly) on "OPT-OUT" button]
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
possible therapy: stare daily at this sleek, perfect, glassy, round, 24k-golden object for 5 minutes. peek design, really. (ignore the background [and the background's background])
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"initial drafts of this piece poisoned the lungs of 27 underprivileged kids in Memphis; then we poisoned 76 more to check the extrusion didn't steal somebody else's text, because you know, we need to save face in the community. credits and big thanks to Colossus' Gas Turbine #14, you're the best!"
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I understand, thanks for telling me at the beginning so I could opt-out of the whole piece. ("the initial preparation of this cake involved dog shit to quicken the structural bond. many chefs then added some saffron or whatnot, and we verified that dog shit was bio and 100% locally sourced")
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thanks for pointing me to Naomi Saphra's piece, I could observe an interesting outcome: I was engaged and sympathetic, then I hit *that* part, and my brain locked up in resentment and refused to process anything else. (maybe the post *was* about that after all, maybe it's a "me problem", not sure)
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nsaphra.net/post/uncanny/ this post was resonating a lot. then "I am a routine user of LLMs. [...] I structured and planned this blog post in conversation with Claude Fable." curious effect: my brain refused to process anything else from the text ("thank you. fuck you.")
nsaphra.net
Life on the Uncanny Precipice | Naomi Saphra
We were wrong about the Uncanny Valley.
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you have to admire the levels of creativity grifts & grifters reach in the US
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(web.archive.org/web/20260903...)
web.archive.org
1Password Wades Into a Right-Wing Mess After Funding a Linux Project - Slashdot
1Password is facing customer and internal employee backlash after pledging $300,000 to support a Linux distro created by David Heinemeier Hansson, who has regularly published racist and anti-immigrant...
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ahhh, finally something interesting on SlashDo- nevermind.
1Password Wades Into a Right-Wing Mess After Funding a Linux Project

BeauHD@Slashdot: Linux

2026/09/03 00:09:07

1Password is facing customer and internal employee backlash after pledging $300,000 to support a Linux distro created by David Heinemeier Hansson, who has regularly published racist and anti-immigrant rhetoric. "The popular password manager is now a 'distinguished corporate patron' of Omacom, the nonprofit foundation that oversees a popular Linux distribution known as Omarchy," reports The Verge. From the report: One viral blog post declared that 1Password "Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe" because of the donation. Others on social media asked for suggestions for alternative password managers so they would not support the funding of a project from Heinemeier Hansson, better known as DHH. The donation has also resulted in internal pushback from employees of 1Password who are disappointed by the affiliation, The Verge has learned. 1Password CEO David Faugno and cofounder Roustem Karimov have since posted internal messages addressing what Faugno describes as "concerns, both internally and externally" that have been raised "due to the polarizing nature" of DHH. DHH is a Danish entrepreneur best known for creating Ruby on Rails, Basecamp, and the Hey email client. Omarchy is DHH's "opinionated" version of Linux, meaning it's Linux the way he likes to use it. It's based on Arch Linux, with certain apps that install by default. It's also, apparently, one of 1Password's big customer environments. [...] In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:  Omarchy is DHH's "opinionated" version of Linux, meaning it's Linux the way he likes to use it. It's based on Arch Linux, with certain apps that install by default. It's also, apparently, one of 1Password's big customer environments. [...] In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following: "As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind. However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you. There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked." 1Password CEO Faugno took a different approach, trying to reassure staff that "1Password does not endorse hateful, dehumanizing, or exclusionary views, including those shared publicly by DHH." Nonetheless, it seems the company has sacrificed a moral position for a "mission-driven" position. In the same message to staff, Faugno says "the scale and growth of [Omarchy's] use among our customers is significant -- Omarchy has grown to be the second most used Linux distribution among 1Password users." Faugno then tries to create distance, telling staff that its contribution is "to the Omacom Foundation, not an individual." Still, he says "we recognize that Omarchy is associated with DHH, its founder. Our donation is not in any way an endorsement of his personal views or conduct."404 File Not Found
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giuspe @giuspe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"no, Your Honor, it wasn't me! it was [wide gestures, ghost-story voice] *THE AIIIIII*"
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