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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 21/01/2026
madame moitessier is so mysterious. whats she thinking about
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 24/08/2025
stonehenge jenga
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 12/08/2025
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 10/07/2025
mesdames et messieurs
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 13/06/2025
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 12/06/2025
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 30/05/2025
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 26/05/2025
learned about rakugo last night. obsessed with the “kangae ochi” punchline bc i’m slightly convinced the rakugoka who came up with it just did so to justify a mid performance. like “actually the punchline WAS funny you simply must ponder it for a while”
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 26/05/2025
someone give me seven hundred dollars cash so i can buy the handpainted OOAK met opera moby dick violin
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 23/05/2025
the dread pirate chemsex
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 15/05/2025
spotted this post where the LLM seems to admit it’s being tampered with
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 13/05/2025
my job is so silly
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 12/05/2025
one of the better chunks on myrtle av
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 04/05/2025
got vietnamese food after taking my brother to rent a suit for prom. now im listening to love is gone (fred reister & joachim garrau remix)
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 30/04/2025
my Medieval Guys Puppetry affliction is getting worse, and this one even went viral on tiktok
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 18/04/2025
whenever i feel under the weather i do puppetry with little medieval guys
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 14/04/2025
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 15/03/2025
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 10/03/2025
monday vibes
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 26/02/2025
moby dick nails by nettlenails on ig
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 21/02/2025
rockstar please…. a morsel of gtavi marketing…..
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 13/02/2025
today is my birthday
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 23/01/2025
ever been to karaoke and thought 2 urself “i want to sing my very favorite lithuanian new wave song or anime ost, but that’s weird”? boy do i have news for u!!! this sunday 01/26 join me for new york’s first (maybe idk) foreign language karaoke nite! bar jade off myrtle broadway, 10pm
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 16/01/2025
currently going viral in a small way on xiaohongshu because i love zongzi
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 15/01/2025
i am having regrets about reading rent boy on the train bc i gotta read it like this to maintain decorum
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 12/01/2025
even empires need their leaders to rest
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 11/01/2025
ask the owners of this club i’m at bc that’s what they’re doin rn
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 07/01/2025
could these trees be cousins?
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 07/01/2025
snow day in nyc / snow day in wisconsin (don’t ask me where my rdo friend storm sent it to me)
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 01/01/2025
this morning it was knocked over. what do we think this means
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 01/01/2025
many bad omens tonight so i am staying home. inscrutable omens also but we shall see how they affect the new year. attached is one of the inscrutable omens
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 23/12/2024
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 17/12/2024
Impromptu on a Hangover by P'i Jih-Hsiu (c. 833-883)

I block out the midday brightness with a screen depicting dark woods,
burn a stick of heavy incense, nursing my hangover.
What's this? As evening comes I'm ready for a drink again!
Beyond the wall I hear the cry of someone selling clams.
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 15/12/2024
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 13/12/2024
this video never fails to crack me up. andrea già lo sai? il fresco di zona?????
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 10/12/2024
forgot to poast my hair but here it is same shit just short
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 05/12/2024
i love baldurs gate 😭
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 04/12/2024
hear it is
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 04/12/2024
told my girl to give me cured meat / slaughterhouse nails and as always she delivered (@nettlenails on instagram)
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 02/12/2024
i’m croziermaxxing this winter wbu
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 27/11/2024
this is pmo — rough translation in the alt text but wtf does this dude want from me ????? his first message was “i found you through (an ig profile id never heard of and didn’t follow) and was looking for advice”
me: “uhh hi i have a few questions— how do you mean ‘you found me through X profile’? what are you looking for? and what do you mean exactly by ‘choice’? sorry for all the questions but i’m a little perplexed”

him: “i’m organizing a last minute trip and i really don’t know which way to go”

me: “ohh okay (assuming he meant an NYC trip) tell me everything”

him: (refers to earlier message)

me: “bro i don’t know you how can i give you advice without knowing (bare minimum) a few things you like to do”

him: “maybe using personal experience”
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 26/11/2024
(to the tune of that one regina spektor song) two cats…. in apartments….. one lives in queens and the other lives in brooklyn ….
a black cat in a white bathtub behind a yellow shower curtain licking the draina dilute calico cat seated loafstyle on a hutch
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 23/11/2024
i was listening to patsy cline on the way home from work and then i go to my local and there’s a patsy cline cover band playing. coincidence? no. i am of divine nature and control such things in the universe
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 21/11/2024
the curly hair in dragon age is some of the best in the GAME bro like wowwww so bouncy does she use cgm???
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 19/11/2024
views #downcometheclaws
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 19/11/2024
gaming headset
text reads: Emily couldn’t let go of the idea of the headset as a kind of erotic vehicle. The warm pads enveloping the sensitive ears. The mouthpiece capturing every breath, every wet sound of a mouth’s interior. It was obscene. Everything about it was obscene.
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 19/11/2024
hear me out cake #downcometheclaws
a moray eel1985 chevy g30 beauville fb marketplace listingpearl handled vintage revolver charles chatenay from red dead redemption 2 in drag (a floral shawl and dress)
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 18/11/2024
if you give a dog a cracker…..
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 16/11/2024
did i post these? well im posting them now
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🦧 giulia 🪱 @giulia-ak.com · 13/11/2024
#unhingedpit #a #q #literary #amquerying i think it’s a funny challenge to try and make unhinged ao3 tags work for my Very Serious Novel
Unhinged AO3 Tags: It’s monogamy but at what cost Unhinged AO3 Tags: the kind of mutual pining where one half is too dumb to realize he’s piningUnhinged AO3 Tags: can you divorce your father turns out you canUnhinged AO3 Tags: sorting out daddy issues through murder
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