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Jocelyn Harper

@gitcute.com
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 01/07/2026
I accidentally walked 2 miles for a latte during the start of our heatwave with 53% humidity. Whoops.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 30/06/2026
We love a good sponsored post in this economy. @educative.bsky.social is having a wild sale during the World Cup for 60% or more off on their 2 year subscription plans. Great for anyone that is also sharpening up on skills. ⚽ Link is below! www.educative.io/unlimited?af...
With an adorable little robot kicking a soccer ball toward verbiage that says "Educative,io World Cup Sale '26 60% Off or More on 2-year Plans" on a pale blue background with navy and yellow accents.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 30/06/2026
I almost forgot how to influencer for a second there.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 30/06/2026
It's a weird thing to produce something where you don't feel like it's the best of what you can do, and people end up loving it. Where's the balance between producing and being... satisfied?
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 30/06/2026
The noticeable difference with delivery and service between UberEats and DoorDash is striking. Just so so so bad.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 29/06/2026
My cashmere hoodie that I accidentally shrunk fits now! Small wins!
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 29/06/2026
🧍🏾‍♀️✨
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 28/06/2026
Spotify DJ: I have a new song for you by Zedd Me: ????? Spotify DJ: It's called Stay the Night! ...........
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 26/06/2026
There are some companies with job postings that are 600+ days old and just repost them every few months and primarily happens on two platforms. 🤨 Finding and logging that data is w i l d.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 26/06/2026
When I say I like front end, I mean I like HTML and CSS.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 25/06/2026
I’m ngl watching Europeans walk themselves in logical circles about air conditioning and convincing themselves Americans are just dumb is amusing.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 25/06/2026
The data I’m collecting from job scraping is very interesting.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 23/06/2026
This Sprite Bot has taken over my life.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 21/06/2026
I get why women use money as a barrier to entry for dating because men will do nothing but waste your time otherwise. My God.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 21/06/2026
It’s not too late to get a long walk in. 🧍🏾‍♀️
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 20/06/2026
Naps are PEAK.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 19/06/2026
Another amazing day to be a Black American. Happy Juneteenth y’all.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 18/06/2026
There's nothing like setting up a fresh Linux server that makes me hit flowstate faster.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 18/06/2026
Black Americans, I hope y’all are ready to ctfu tomorrow.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 18/06/2026
The Cinnabon cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory. 🧍‍♀️
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 17/06/2026
User testing is so much fun because I just get to yap and point out inconsistencies in UX.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 17/06/2026
Did the algorithm get adjusted or am I just posting too much? 🧍‍♀️
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 17/06/2026
The one thing I post that gets more than 10 likes and it has a typo in it.
Megan Thee Stallion with a shot of tequila staring off into space questioning her life and choices with a look of moderate disgust.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 16/06/2026
I cannot wait until I am able to afford therapy again because I want this brain zapped.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 16/06/2026
“They created a social media alternative foe ADHD brains” and it’s just a spreadsheet.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 16/06/2026
If people don’t have Black friends in 2026, it’s by design.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
Had an older white man proposition me for sex work from his car while I was on my daily walk ... must say that is a first even for me.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
Autorejecting people on a Sunday... you're not even giving us the illusion that there's humans looking anymore!!
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
I am too giddy about prototyping, making, building, and deploying a Discord bot for Fortnite. This is the joy I remember coding bringing me 10 years ago when I made a League app in my bootcamp.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
MVP is finished and glorious.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
The MVP is done.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
I will never forget the day when that loser said an objectively wrong take about databases on Twitter, and Tech Twitter put us arguing about coding bootcamps and degeres long enough to come together to collectively roast the fuck out of him.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 14/06/2026
This said by the man that couldn't code his way out of a paper fucking bag.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 13/06/2026
Am I building a Discord bot so we can keep track of what sprites we have and what sprites we're going to need? 1000%
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 13/06/2026
This sprite collection and extraction feature is the best thing Fortnite has put in their game in years.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 09/06/2026
With everything that’s happening, I feel 2020 Twitter Jocelyn slipping back out, and it’s hard holding this back. 🧍🏾‍♀️
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 08/06/2026
If you struggle with algorithm screenings, practice in Claude before opening up LeetCode. Trust me.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 08/06/2026
Idk I just feel like a seeded roll and Cooper sharp is witnessing the gentrification of Philly cheesesteaks in real time.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 08/06/2026
I just put my Therabody leg compression boots on after awhile of not using them and they officially zip up all the way around my thighs. Small wins.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 08/06/2026
Joshua Henry won a Tony. Sobbing.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 07/06/2026
Excited to actually get back into productivity mode tomorrow, but tonight, we Fortnite.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 07/06/2026
I’ve ended up on the wrong side of Asian American TikTok. FREE ME.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 07/06/2026
I wrote it. jocelyn.dev/2026/06/i-mi...
jocelyn.dev
I Successfully Migrated my Portfolio to GitHub Pages — Jocelyn Harper
Portfolio and technical blog for Jocelyn Harper, Staff Software Engineer and lover of all things that sit at the intersection of software and aesthetics.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 06/06/2026
Writing up a quick blog about migrating my portfolio over to GitHub Pages. I say quick but I'm already at 5 sections.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 06/06/2026
Oh. I did in fact NOT delete later. 🤣
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 06/06/2026
Will probably delete later.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 06/06/2026
When I lock in, I just up and disappear. I'll be back once I get the results I want.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 06/06/2026
So apparently there’s an ADHD medication to autism diagnosis pipeline, and all I have to say is… Y’ALL COULD’VE WARNED ME
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 06/06/2026
The Rock lost in the Fortnite event and that’s all I asked for.
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Jocelyn Harper @gitcute.com · 05/06/2026
It’s what I like to call California leftism. No I will not elaborate.
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