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250 LB Weighted Blanket

@girthwindandfire.bsky.social
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Unsolicited think pieces • Live on the Discover tab • Professional Devil's Advocate • Emoji abuser • Not NSFW focused, but not SFW by any means • Unapologetically corny • Scorpio, if that matters • Will jump into any topic on here that interests me 🤷🏿‍♂️

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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's really something special about the sky after the rain clears out
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man's said "Keep them the FUCK away from me 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️" 🤣🤣🤣
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rereading Attack on Titan for the first time, and every time I see Reiner speak:
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Highkey agree, actually Went into the comments expecting to see him getting cooked, but almost everyone was agreeing too Have we been letting the past peer pressure us into including this dry-ass bird every year??? 😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He said he NEEDS to go touch these (understandable)
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too lazy to make my own, so
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me tryna fill out my 2026 Bingo Card, only to find out Gabrielle Confederacy is (allegedly) a goddamn lesbian www.ibtimes.co.uk/unverified-c...
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't put much weight on online/social media metrics outside of work 😂 But it's kinda crazy to me that THEE Lizzo can post a thirst pic like this, and get so little relative engagement, for a celebrity Was the fall off THAT bad???
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I. Just. KNOW this is an insufferable fucking person behind the wheel of this car Like, there's no doubt whatsoever in my mind
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't usually post two of these back to back, but-😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LISTEN, what I felt when this hit my tongue???
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just stopped myself from telling a female coworker "Don't want to break your box" over something g completely innocuous Would've had me in HR, looking at him like this
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SON 😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maaaaaaaan, HOW have I been on the internet for as long as I've been on the internet, and not seen that first picture before???😭🤣
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Loud as HELL Correct as hell 🤣
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I REALLY shouldn't have found this as funny as I did 😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sorry to anyone I know on here in HR who sees this, but-😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'd you ever ask me when I KNEW the US couldn't be saved, I'll point to when I saw this being served at Subway (today)
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Naw, but why is SkyNet tryna recruit me??? 😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If my future cat ain't riding for me like this, I #dontwanthim Credit: @nellies_nest, Twitter
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Was about to reply "FOUR YEARS since Renaissance came out? It's only been two. IKYFL." But they weren't 😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Selling out 10:30AM showings of The Odyssey on a Tuesday is REAL umemployed behavior (guilty 😭)
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've loved summer evenings in SoCal since love brought me out here
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Listen. I'm not usually about laughing at a Black man in distress HowEVer... 😭
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me and the hip adductor machine go together REAL bad (it's a toxic, abusive relationship 😭)
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am...intrigued 🤔
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And that's that on that
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Alright, it really does get to a fucking point 😒😒😒
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Black magic noodles, feat. shu mai appetizers
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thai omlette on fried rice w/ sweet & sour sauce
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I don't really fw bourbon/whiskey AT ALL But On the right day. I'd try this 🤔
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cajun sausage pasta, feat some not-so-good crab poppers
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If the squirt comes out ruby red, I'm LEAVING. IMMEDIATELY
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Had a reel freeze on me and it juat so happened to give me an amazing reaction image 😂
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I wonder if there are tells in other species that someone else isn't quite straight like there are in ours Like, does a dog see the way another dog is walking down the sidewalk and think to themselves, "Oh, they're a bit-"
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
There's something 🤌🏿 about the way wide/flat noodles in a dish feel on the tongue
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Saxophones were playing, but in a good way 😂 His info is visible in case you wanna support
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Rereading #Bleach while I'm convalescing, and am just loving the first arc story from the perspective of someone who's already finished it But also, the ART? Kubo's pen is something special
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Anyway, 4th Qtr. eats
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Battered fish torta tryna turn this into a threesome (I'm down)
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The way this cucumber Agua Fresca is looking at me right now 🫦🫦🫦
Sexy-ass cucumber agua fresca tryna make me break my vows
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Naw, but why is this both perfect and right???
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250 LB Weighted Blanket @girthwindandfire.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First presidential candidate who MANDATES that people who do shit like this MUST go to therapy, gets my vote. IDEC what party at this point 😭
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