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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tl is discussing desperate housewives and i can feel my blood pressure rising just from the thought of tom scavo. lynette should have murdered him dead

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when my mom sends me a video and i don’t find it funny i feel like the worst daughter in the world it makes me want to die

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

last time i smoked i got extremely existential (negative)….but today? existential (positive)

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

men love to brag about being obsessed with wars and shit but won’t even read a book about it. if you’re gonna brag the way yall do then at some point you have to graduate beyond wikipedia and movies sorry mama

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

13 year old me was addicted to tweeting random indie rock lyrics and now that i’m revisiting my old playlists the urges are returning

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

thinking about how like a decade ago before going to college i watched The Hunting Ground and learned how prevalent campus sexual assault is and it seemed like everyone became really aware and started to care. but then I see things like the cornell case and i remember men are men are men are men

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

beep beep ribby ribby from 30 rock has made me burst out laughing when i think about it ever since i first saw it but it’s a joke that no one else ever remembers or enjoys

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

spilled bong water on my airpods, leading the life of a 19 year old boy

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

not joking owning a golden doodle is a dealbreaker for me. i’m not going near that beast

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

went to a halal cart and ordered a little falafel pita as i have 100000 times before. he asks what i want on it and i say “lettuce, tomato, onion, everything”. he gives me falafel on white bread, no veggies #okay

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

crazy that i’m having empathy for mitch mcconnell of all people but like get that corpse out of here does his family hate him so much that they’re not bothered by this

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i am a conscientious objector to marriage and motherhood

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

need a job that gives me the freedom to look weird. asap

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ed sheeran is too ugly to have such bad politics come on now brother

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i shudder to think the person i may have become if i hadn’t discovered national anthem by lana del rey as a 13 year old

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

listening to my master playlist from high school and i lowkey had tasteeee

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hottest man that is also conceivably in my league liked me on hinge and I immediately fumbled it so badly he unmatched instead of replying #donthatetheplayerhatethegame

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i was a chocolate fiend from day one, i was watching these movies as a child downright seething with jealousy at these little gluttons

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i say i don’t like anthropomorphizing pets and people act like i’m the devil herself

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

whatever social or cultural factor has caused people on the internet to assume more authentic food = better food needs to GO

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

apologies to the customer who called but heard nothing on my end except the sound of the phone receiver falling into my coffee and then my coffee spilling all over the phone and my lap. hope u figured it out mama

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

dating men has shown me that even the comparatively well-dressed and fashionable ones cannot see that their shirts are too long

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

cut jalapeños and raw onions and then rubbed my eyes like crazy welcome to my life as a #fucking #idiot

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i view seinfeld and sex and the city not merely as tv shows but as books in the bible of the city of new york

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

sooo mad at how sexy i find jack innanen. i should be above this somehow

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

non kansans hit the TOE in “topeka” soo hard what’s going on there

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

JUST STARTED ADULTS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS SHOW WAS SO BUZZZYYYYY

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

ooh boy i could really see myself dating you for 2-3 months

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

crippling climate anxiety has returned and i lowkey can feel the depression seeping back in hahaha this rocks

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

making some oat bars for breakfast and realizing im on yummytoddlerfood dot com gimme a break

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

didn’t realize it was “take your big ass bumbling idiot toddler boyfriend out for a walk where he pays no attention to his surroundings and blocks the entire sidewalk” day already! congrats ladies!

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

would i be allowed to post something like “david ellison you should kill yourself” or does that violate tos

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

being 28 and chatting with a bunch of 26 year olds who keep calling themselves old

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

brought the nepal floods up at the function and that was notttt the vibe

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

store didn’t have the dried mango i like but they had the frozen mango i like #goodkarma #vitaminC

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wearing a fully open-back shirt while having back rolls in lower manhattan around all the srat girls feels like i’m about to be jumped

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i wanna go back to school and get a billion useless fucking humanities degrees. but no….

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i consider taking a photo of me to be a threat and subsequently showing me that photo unprompted is terrorist activity. you might as well shoot me in the face

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

just saw a bird eat a napkin and it made me wanna die

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

hungry on my lunch break but my female-socialized brainworms are telling me i’m not allowed to eat bc i ate breakfast today does it ever fucking end

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morgangeline, the puckering moron @girlusername420.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

dolly parton dead at 80, tim curry dead at 80……mr. prez currently being 80 👀

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