An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026when she goes for a leg sweep but just ends up tripping herself on your ankles and hitting her head against the door frame 130 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026everyone sleeps on the floor now. its a crime to have a giant princess canopy bed with frilly curtains 140 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026she fiddling with my shit like a tiger electronics handheld 141 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026listening to smooth jazz from 30 years ago while watching the clouds is the new meta 040 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026its getting harder to conceal the panic and stress. things are bad. not like they've ever been good for me but my hardest challenges are yet to come. 030 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026you can kinda just say anything to a dog and it doesnt get it but if you have the right body language and tone of voice they get super happy and excited 360 0
Reposted by Anshimejime (2/3 slots | comms open) @shimejimee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026big last tour.~ #少女終末旅行 #GirlsLastTour 09228 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026not looking forward to winter. if it snows or we get ice up here im kind of just fucked an cant get anywhere... 110 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026its so goddamn irritating that no navigational apps work anymore. got off at a transit station to ride a bus route that doesnt actually exist and now ive added an hour to my commute 110 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026hair wash day... my soul has found its way back into my body 030 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026saw a clip of it on here and now i cant get the real time cloth physics simulation of the mahjong strip game out of my head. my head hurts just thinking on how they managed to pull that off 390 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026id do my eyebrows but i dont want to take real estate away from my cool eyebrow scar 020 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i should be leaning more into the fact that my hair can do drills effortlessly 080 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ the boy detective's (♀️) body has been found floating in the duwamish river. when asked for details, authorities refused to comment. 290 0
Reposted by AnOut of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 24/08/2026 161583391 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026my mom saved my baby blanket... whats left of it at least... 390 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026today was a good day. i got to say hi to many of my friends 070 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026bad news guys the evil mob boss tricked the boy detective and shoved him into an unmarked van 2131 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026gotta solve the mystery with my girl coroner sidekick (♀️) 2201 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026best algorithm pull of my life youtu.be/scbI7VKGPTo?...youtu.beRushadicus - Brorkbath (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Rushad Eggleston 000 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026cute aggression but im just repeatedly slamming your head into a granite counter top 060 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this double decker monte cristo is the most disgustingly decadent food item i have ever ordered. i couldn't even finish it in the diner 151 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026if i had access to a particle accelerator id put all sorts of weird stuff through it 030 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026that video where they put a tickle me elmo in a particle accelerator is great 160 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026in the decade and a half ive been on social media i dont think ive ever changed my header 020 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026POR FAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR 041 0
An @girlhealer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026the best sandwich that has ever been made just so happens to be whatever sandwich you are eating at the time of query 040 0
