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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson

@girlgerms.wtf
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SecOps Witch 🔮 Lego zealot & Blizzard tragic 🎮 Slave to 7yo terror 👶 Australian based 🦘 Provider of sarcasm & profanity 🤬 she/her ♀️ Views ALL MINE 💜 linktr.ee/girlgerms

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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 28/09/2026
Accurate on many counts.
Weather forecast for Brisbane airport, 19°C with a quote "In my opinion, this is the perfect type of weather. But I'm also fucking broken and not very bright."
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 30/06/2026
Last day of the FY and my brain has melted - know when you look at a word so often it no longer makes sense and just looks funny? Yeah... there's now a bunch of words like that for me. Brain recognises all the letters but the words just look...*WEIRD*.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 29/06/2026
I couldn't help myself - but as an Aussie, who's kiddo grew up on Bluey when it first came out, I HAD TO HAVE THIS SET! (It's this one - www.lego.com/en-au/p...)
An image of the Heeler family - Bingo, Bandit, Chilli and Bluey - built out of Lego, from set #11217
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 27/06/2026
Such purple. So shiny. 💜😍✨
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 26/06/2026
I feel everyone needs to marvel at the gloriousness of Miss Rosalina aka Rosie the Gremlin. All beauty, zero brains, savage as fuck. Do not let the prettiness fool you - she WILL eat your face.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2026
The big takeaway - this stuff affects REAL LIFE. OT environments tie in to our actual lives and this stuff can hurt or kill people when they go wrong.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2026
Windows NT and Windows XP alive and (not!) well in our OT environments.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2026
Wooooooo! @hacks4pancakes.com on stage and KILLING IT!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2026
Wooooooo! @hacks4pancakes.com on stage and KILLING IT!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 21/05/2026
So pleased that's now done and dusted! 45 minute slot was closer to 30 😅 got through it all, but had to rush the ending 😭
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 09/05/2026
I keep meaning to take better photos, but here's a decent shot of where we're at. It's not all of them, but it's all I can fit near my front door! 😅
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 09/05/2026
How bloody rude of my phone to call me out like this...
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you - make Space Mum proud. 🖕
An image of Princess Leia with the following text - "Take your pills, Do self care. Live to flip off the world another day. Make space mom proud."
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 01/05/2026
Finally finished the storyline last night - Mephisto was a bastard to kill, died at least four times! This expansion was amazing - was so happy to see an old friend come back. The lore behind the game is so engrossing and there were so many easter eggs for long time players!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 28/04/2026
Today is taking too long. Too. Long.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 28/04/2026
Popping my head back up again to breathe. Also, my daily weather is insanely accurate yet again.
A daily forecast with the snarky text of "Today's forecast: Sunrise, sunset, and some bullshit in the middle of the day."
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 13/02/2026
I call bullshit, I'm freezing 🥶
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 15/01/2026
Someone sent me this little guy to my PO Box - and I have no idea who! But I adore him. He's so soft and he even has a name! Douglas! 🥹😍
A plush brown and white hedgehog toy, about the size of an adult palm.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 04/12/2025
My hands are beautifully clean, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 12/10/2025
Agreed.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 29/08/2025
This floof 🥰 Her favourite spot in the world to sit, if she can't physically sit on Mr GirlGerms 😅
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 25/08/2025
I just realised, I never posted my epic 40th birthday present here! The Lego Titanic, in all her glory...and also with the light kit from Light My Bricks!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 15/08/2025
This whole thread inspired me to finally get all mine setup downstairs and in the light!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 03/08/2025
Done 💜🌺
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 03/08/2025
Happy Sunday folks 🌺💜🥰
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 23/07/2025
This is giving me warm and fuzzies 🥰 tiltify.com/@ironmouse/i...
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 18/07/2025
"Look at that cute fluffy belly!!!" 😍 Narrator: It was a trap...
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 18/07/2025
It's raining in BNE today, so it's cleaned off a bit...but the note is still there! Oily fingers! 😅
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 17/07/2025
Drawn into the dirt on the back of my car yesterday morning - didn't notice until today. Guessing due to the volume (and type) of my music. My response? 🖕
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 15/07/2025
Dropped my kiddo at school today and this was outside her principals office. Figure it's such a good message, I should help spread it further 🫶
A white board with a poster on it with "treat people with kindness" written in pink, red and orange; the word KINDNESS is spelt out around the whiteboard on individual pieces of paper, each coloured in like a stained glass window.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 12/07/2025
At BSides Brisbane today, being around amazing humans in security - *MY* people. It's almost been like therapy. Lots of hugs, lots of knowing "How are you going?" questions, lots of friends 🥹 Representing by wearing my "Hackers In Heels" sweatshirt as well 💜
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 16/06/2025
Look at these two smooshy floofs 🥰
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 11/06/2025
Brisbane - what the actual fuck. I am not built for these temperatures.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 03/06/2025
My floof and I say good morning. Yes, she's inside my oodie. Yes, I have awful bed hair.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 01/06/2025
I love them so fucking much!!! 😍 I hope they bring out more in this line!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 01/06/2025
The BEST kind of afternoon 🥰
A box of colorful Lego (Set 10349) next to an open instruction book on a wooden tray table.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 29/05/2025
Well, this happened 🥹🥰 womeninsecurityawards.com.au/nominees-2025/
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 28/05/2025
No lies detected.
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 7/7
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 6/n
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 5/n
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 4/n
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 3/n
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 2/n
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 24/05/2025
#AusCERT2025 photo dump 1/n
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 23/05/2025
I swear I only won because of my cheer squad! #AusCERT2025
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 23/05/2025
Speed debate crew checking in! #AusCERT2025
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2025
Slightly tipsy "outfit of the evening" selfie 💜 first time out in this dress, and loving it!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2025
Woooooo! Go @markslaffan.bsky.social 🎉 So thrilled to see you win this! So well deserved!
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Jess 'GirlGerms' Dodson @girlgerms.wtf · 22/05/2025
Definitely NOT my most flattering photo before. This one is better 😘💜
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