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Ms. Andry ⚢☭

@girldyke.northsky.social
672 followers 528 following 6K posts

Real human being lesbian who enjoys normal human lesbian activities like drink water and heartbeat and woman Signal for mutuals if you need anything. Just ask. NO MINORS 🔞

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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I crave these things so bad sometimes. They're really not even that good; I just grew up dirt poor and ate a bunch of them as a kid.
Totino's Party Pizza, pepperoni flavor. It's a ~300g rectangular frozen pizza with extremely cheap, shitty cheese (the kind that doesn't even melt) and small cubes of what may or may not legally be considered "pepperoni". The crust feels a bit like chewing on damp cardboard if you even slightly undercook it.

I will happily put down this entire thing in one sitting.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kid from the "Gee Bill! How Come Your Mom Lets You Eat Two Weiners?" meme
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about this one again
Post from bitdizzy:

if you get mad at me you have to presume i just had gay sex which makes every fleeting pleasure of your life look like the most abominable torture possible
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tweet from @abbymachines:

No you don't understand bro we need to abandon another minority group to win. I know it didn't work last time but come on bro just trust me. We just need to alienate another group of marginalized people and their loved ones and we'll definitely win the election this time
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
The last one
Homer Simpson in the lesbian bar
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 24/08/2026
Um, you can just use silver chains for that instead of making a whole book. Idiot.
A YouTube video from "MatthewsBindery" called "Binding Dracula from Scratch!".

The thumbnail shows a beautiful (presumably hand-bound) copy of the classic novel "Dracula" by Bram Stoker.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
I can't fucking take it anymore
"Digital circus" being added to muted terms
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 11/06/2026
Screenshot of a YouTube video titled, "Henry Rollins Recommends: Suicide"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 28/05/2026
TESTICLE REFUND
Tumblr post from pipebombgf:

Nov 5, 2024


gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.


[Second post]

they billed me for three?? three balls???


[Third post]

(There is an image of a refund transaction for $116.20 back to the user's Visa)

(shown in flaming text) TESTICLE REFUND
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 01/05/2026
This isn't the the exact one I'm looking for, but it's close: thesizhensystem.substack.com/p/faggotizat...
From this, we understand that there are not hard-and-fast rules based on currently extant gender categories (e.g., "cisgender gay men are faggots, transgender women are faggots, cisgender heterosexual men Aren't Faggots, etc.") Rather, in lockstep with the fact that gender inclusion is provisional, Faggot-Subalternhood is decided based on a combination of how much an individual is considered to violate the bounds of Power-Not-Power gender structure, and is determined contextually based on the particular power infrastructures a given individual is currently interacting with.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 19/04/2026
Evergreen
Person screwing a suppressor onto a pistol. The suppressor says "they/them", the gun says "tranny".
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best I can do on short notice
Dark souls font: PENIS PLAYED WITH
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 05/04/2026
I mean there's this classic
Lex post:

i'm like a chaser but for cis

trans dyke with a fascination for girls without a lil extra 😜 it's sooo hot that you're like a girl but you don't have a dick. you used to be a girl and you still are? wow thats so cool haha.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 05/03/2026
Depot injections take time to be absorbed by the body, so your levels end up very stable overall. You're not just dumping everything in at once. Pills are far, far spikier due to the extremely short half-life. Missing a dose bottoms you out at menopausal levels. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depot_i...
Graph titled "Estradiol enanthate in oil 7 mg/10 days (steady state) i.m.".

It shows time (measured in days) on the X axis, and estradiol levels (measured in pg/mL) on the Y axis.

Over a period of 60 days, estradiol levels follow a gentle curve between about 250-350 pg/mL.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 24/02/2026
The internet was a mistake
An image taken from inside a human mouth, showing the barrel of a revolver pointing back toward the rear of the mouth. The caption says, "LIVE GUN REACTION".
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 18/02/2026
Big fan
Swooping Lookout {W}

Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct

Flying, vigilance

“It’s hard to tell with this glare, but those must be the skyhunter reinforcements! They have arrived at last!”
—Prahan, Mirran rebel

1/2


The creature depicted is shaped very similarly to a Pteranodon, with a long "beak" and outstretched wings. However, it has 6 wings, no eyes, and every surface of the body (including the wings) is framed by massive teeth. It has intense red and white coloration, looking more like several alien mouths with gum disease than a living thing. It is utterly repulsive and incites a primal fear.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 13/01/2026
3D text over a reflective floor that says "let it hang sister"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 12/01/2026
There are a bunch of shells that use this + Roxanne (or similar) + sac outlets to outright kill with token damage.
Weapons Manufacturing {1}{R}

Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, create a colorless artifact token named Munitions with “When this token leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target.”
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 03/01/2026
The internet was a mistake
~1990s image of a white woman aiming a rifle at a PC.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 01/12/2025
First thing that came to mind
4chan post from 2018 with a picture of a dog drinking out of a big bowl(?) of water. The text just repeats, "SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP" over and over again.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 29/11/2025
The original "She's So Crazzzzzzzy Love Her" meme. It shows a white woman in a grocery store with a bag of chips on her head. She is doing a duckface and holding up peace signs with both hands. The caption reads, "She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 23/11/2025
I've never seen a ratio like this before lmao
Screenshot of the weird ass post being replied to, which shows 31 replies, 22 quotes, and 0 likes.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 22/11/2025
Yeah okay
Screenshot of @gingerspiced.bsky.social profile page with the "block account" menu open
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 21/11/2025
Utterly insane. There is no universe in which this is worth $2,350/year (current exchange rates). A 5mL vial of estradiol and 100 each of syringes + draw needles + inject needles costs around $100. Bloodwork can be paid out of pocket and is only occasionally needed. Do not do this.
Pricing

One-off setup fee £200
Year 1 £150 / month
Year 2 £100 / month
Year 3+ £50 / month
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 11/11/2025
Well they're certainly not winning any points for grammar. This was physically painful to read.
"is the believe, that"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 30/10/2025
His arrival is imminent
Armus from TNG, a tar monster that is very clearly some dude in a black trash bag covered in grease
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 25/10/2025
.38 from point blank
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 13/10/2025
Horse staring out at the ocean with the caption "man"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 02/09/2025
Man what the actual fuck is this mana cost and statline. I cannot express how batshit insane this is (and it's not even a good card).
The Pride of Hull Clade {10}{G}

Legendary Creature — Crocodile Elk Turtle

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.

Defender

{2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness,” and can attack as though it didn’t have defender.

2/15
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 23/08/2025
[4chan reply]

Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 20/08/2025
For your consideration:
Mayael the Anima {R}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman

{3}{R}{G}{W}, {T}: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card with power 5 or greater from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

The sacred Anima’s eyes are blind to all but the grandest truths.

2/3
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 14/08/2025
Woman in businesswear aiming a rifle at a computer. Late 80s/early 90s era.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 11/07/2025
Florence Pugh in Midsommar (2019) scream-crying with a group of white women
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 08/07/2025
Every day I wake up to some bullshit on my phone
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 07/07/2025
This shit is killing me
AI generated image of some kind of amorphous, vaguely meat-looking blob on top of what appears to be an approximation of a cooking implement(?). It is labeled "APPLE".
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 06/07/2025
ON
Cropped part of the original image where some text on a box is cut off so it just says "ON"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 01/07/2025
REST IN PISS YOU WON'T BE MISSED
Cori-Steel Cutter {1}{R}

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and haste.

Flurry — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess. You may attach this Equipment to it. (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, the token gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Equip {1}{R}
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 29/06/2025
Evergreen
Silence, weak poster with an average to large sized member

A transsexual with a small cock is talking
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 29/06/2025
Clonefucking:
Mercy from overwatch extending a hand meme
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 28/06/2025
Shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with posting Jar Jar Binks hole
That one picture of Jar Jar Binks laying on his side and showing off his asshole, enormous cock and balls, and feet. It has the style and texture of a Renaissance painting. Whoever drew this was unnecessarily committed to the cause.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 18/06/2025
Every day I wake up to some bullshit on my phone
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 04/06/2025
For your consideration:
That one Hi-Point C9 model with the hundred dollar bill graphic all over it
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 03/06/2025
The "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" guy
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 02/06/2025
I get your point, but also hear me out: I desperately want one of these
Product image for a family bed that's 12 feet wide (144" L x 84” W x 13" H).Another shot of the same bed, but in a "real" house environment.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 01/06/2025
Estrogen:
Cartoon woman with her hand on her chin and a smirk, looking contemplatively at a glass vial full of a mysterious pink substance that's labelled "POTION what gives you a SMALL COCK"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 01/06/2025
You cannot be fucking serious.
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 27/05/2025
Mood for tonight
A rat that appears to be screaming. Caption: "i will let the rot consume me"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 26/05/2025
Think I'm gonna start tracking injections for anyone on the same 5-day cycle as me. Note: I alternate legs for each one to make sure that I'm rotating injection sites properly. If you do your stomach (or somewhere else), just adapt this however works best for you.
It's fucking injection day you sluts
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 16/05/2025
This but also a pussy
"The world if"/future utopia meme. 

Caption: "the world if taking feminizing hrt changed your voice:"
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Ms. Andry ⚢☭ @girldyke.northsky.social · 15/05/2025
Literally this
A painting of Joseph Stalin riding a flying carpet through the night sky in his pajamas, trailing a rainbow. It's titled "Everyone I Don't Like is a Communist", with the subtitle "A child's guide to online political discussion".
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