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Loopy Logic

@giraffeloopy.bsky.social
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He/him. Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!

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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 12h
I, OCTOPVS
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 12h
At this point I'll take "right for the wrong reason," too.
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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 17h
thanks
A picture of a fat white rabbit with gray ears, red eyes, and a gray nose with the title “ATTENTION!!!” Followed by “thanks for your attention”
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 17h
Oh, *now* I understand those framed dollar bills I see in small businesses!
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 17h
If I deposit the doubling dollar at the bank, does it continue to double? If so, does that increase my wealth, or increase the bank's? If it increases my wealth, how is the increase listed on my bank statement?
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 17h
I wondered the same things!
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for the translation, seriously. I had a vague idea what he meant, but this puts a pin on it.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The number of times I've embarrassed myself by saying something, that far surpasses the number of times I've embarrassed myself by saying nothing.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beck, singing as one of the people in the truck: "And I don't know if we're dead, or what ... the fuck." Narrator: "They were, in fact, dead."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first episode of season 3 was a punch in the face. I kept hoping for the characters to wake up, say "what a nightmare," and start the episode over.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wile E. Coyote holding up a sign that says "[citation needed]"
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I were in Katy's situation there, I'd be like "Well, now I have one fewer reason to stop, don't I?" (j/k)
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I never thought I'd miss the age of NFTs.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've blocked only two streamers on Twitch. She is one of them.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your cats are beautiful, Juice. 🥰
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
["Old Fashioned Love Song" by Three Dog Night] Dwarf eats mud left from mud man Don't know why that's what he likes to do Dwarf eats mud left from mud man If you like it, dwarf, well, good for you
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alan Dershowitz, too
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What happens in 2028? Does the building become public domain?
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Jerry Seinfeld voice] Whyyy would you close a laundry room for cleaning? Isn't cleaning the entire point *of* the laundry room??
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LAUNDRY ROOM CLOSED FOR CLEANING/MAiNTENCE. UNTiL FURTHeR Notice!! THx
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not many packages prominently feature the words "shake" and "baby."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
since you posted that.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yup! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BonziBu...
en.wikipedia.org
BonziBuddy - Wikipedia
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"If Joe Camel could get kids to smoke cigarettes..."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, firing squad, no blank?
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was really big of you to post this.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooo, just like Senator Fetterman!
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This man is a Hot A.F. Expert.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
["Eleanor Rigby"] Mistress Von Toasty Playing Ace Combat; Nvidia drivers defiling.... bsky.app/profile/toas...
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell YouTube "Don't recommend channel"?
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Linear Little Lamp would make Sol LeWitt proud.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If he *hadn't* skipped past World War II, he probably would have said "Send me to fight the [four-letter slur for Japanese people]."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paging @tehbobbles.bsky.social ...
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want you to look at Tuye He's fucking cute
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That *could* mean Why quit, right?
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Display resolution: 3px × 3px.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ditto. I had a plant once, but it died. I took that as a sign.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my procreation."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was a college student, the events committee organized ticketed events like concerts, and they sold those tickets from their office in the *basement* of the student center, an area with *zero* visibility to anyone who wasn't specifically seeking it out. This reminded me of that.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One problem: where do you get it? Answer: youtu.be/Oi20c9YGFt0
youtu.be
Coffee: Where to get it?
YouTube video by Marshall Sitten
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder why Paxton used the word "they" when referring to only one person. He seems like the kind that would oppose the use of the singular "they".
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Paxton as Col. Mustard: "Are you trying to crash my candidacy in front of the polls?" Trump as Wadsworth: "You don't need any help from me, sir." Paxton as Mustard: "That's right."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hard to imagine him *not* doing that!
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His defense would be "post hoc ergo propter hoc" if he knew what that meant.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎵 They're burning men! Hallelujah, they're burning men! 🎵
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the bank isn't surrounded by bollards, then the bank is asking for it.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unfortunately for me, my employer is big into both A.I. and calling the Gulf of Mexico by a stupider name. I may play these off each other: "Did you say A.I.? Shouldn't you call it S.I. for the same reason that you call that body of water the Gulf of America?"
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Maybe you DO want this program to keep running but you just don't know it yet."
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's "👀" personified.
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Loopy Logic @giraffeloopy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"My pronouns are 'one/joke'."
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