Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ChatGPT helping me prep for Torremelinos. I do wonder why he always pops a devil emoji next to any comment about it though…. 🤔 👀 1110
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Happy #mcm boys. Not as lean as I was but bigger and the cut is still in progress so not too displeased! 71652
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am READY for Torremelinos. 3.5 days of work to survive first… 🤦🏼♂️ 2210
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That spin class - boy bands vs girl bands - was HARD. Esp. with a hangover. I think my sweat must be 40% proof. 1160
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My old trainer just came and gave the back of my head a rub as I was resting in between sets… and now I’m cracking a semi. 2350
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ChatGPT reading me after my return to the gym following a week of feeling rough (and no, not all self induced in Mykonos)! 140
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Absolutely bloody pissing down. There’s only one thing for it: I’ve had to book to go to Torremelinos next week. 3171
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026First day back at the gym post holiday. This is HARD. And not in a good way. And Apple Health is reading me too. 0120
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Speedo of the day. Perhaps even skimpier than yesterday’s! 7992
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Pigeon Spanish coming in a treat again.., “just la quenta please” 060
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Imagine getting stopped at airport security with your colleagues looking on as the security guy realises it’s your shower head douche attachment that raised the alarm 4170
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Saturday morning chest and arm pump complete. Earned me some pints in the sun later, me thinks! 1190
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026A fabulous few days working in New York - and now the journey home 🤦🏼♂️ 😴 42263
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Ok. The flight attendant is HOT. I knew there was a reason I’d worn these! 1351
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026My taxi driver is hot. The arms on the man, 🥵. How do I suggest that there are other means to pay than card and cash?! 😏 1361
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Just realised that in my hungover/drunk state I’ve pulled these on for my flight to New York today. I’m in jeans now but I’ll be in shorts on board. 3740
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Staring Friday right… [Insert joke about me being on my knees (again)] 850013
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I left my hotel in Manchester at 11am and I have JUST stepped through the door. Transport in this country is a joke sometimes. At least the sun’s still out! 1130
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Happy #mcm - started the week right with an epic push workout ☑️ 51702
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Back to deadlifting double my body weight! This time last week I’d consumed double my body weight in gin so this isn’t bad progress! 0221
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Sweaty Sunday spin class complete - think that’s the last remnants of Friday’s gin consumption sweated out. 0130
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026All I want for my birthday is champagne, nudes and to win tonight’s Euromillions. Is that too much to ask?! 20390
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Spin…. After too many (bottles of) wines last night. It’s kill or cure. 1200
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Absolutely fuming that I didn’t win the Euromillions and will have to go to wok on Monday. I fact, I won absolutely cock all on 10 lines. 1170
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I know it’s fat cock Friday and I shouldn’t complain about a thing as such, but my pet insurance provider has just sent me a renewal quote which is 85% higher. Poor James on their customer service desk felt my rage. 2150
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Are ASDA really advertising a valentines meal with a bottle of prosecco?! What’s romantic about Prosecco, the drink that straight girls vomit on when on the pull?! 010
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Waking the dog and have just walked past two women, both pushing double buggies, who was talking about blowjobs. One was even doing the hand to mouth with tongue in cheek action. Perhaps if they’d have stuck to blowjobs they wouldn’t have had four kids in a pushchair between them. 0100
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026My career coach just told me that when thinking about my next move, I should consider what I talk to my closest friends about…. So bye bye corporate life, I’m going on the game! 3280
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I think wearing my new mesh briefs for a workout wasn’t the best idea 😬 3240
Dan @gindanuk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026After finishing Heated Rivalry last night, I have an overwhelming urge to take up ice hockey. 1140
