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Perpetual SadGirl™️. | Always broke. | ENM/polyam. | Existing during *waves arms around* this. | She/her. | BLM | Meme obsessed, casual Switch gamer, BBW/fatty, cat mom.

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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He would respond in agreement to this, but he's too busy snoozing next to my leg right now.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on his side with all of his paws in a pile. He is on top of an orange blanket.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A photo representation of "Apex Predators" featuring a wolf, an alligator, a tiger, a bear, a lion, a shark, and Derek Guy aka @dieworkwear.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
To celebrate, I have a fat potato cat sleeping on my leg. And I'm about to watch some Chinese vertical dramas on my phone.
A chonky tabby and white cat is asleep on his side with his front arm covering his face from the light. A tiny peek of his nose and mouth is showing under the front arm. He looks like a little baby.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mine does not have a neck either. We're still waiting for his to come in at some point.
A chonky tabby and white cat is on the floor. His head is tilted up and he is looking directly at the camera. He loks like he has no neck and multiple chins and chubby cheeks.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My dog is a cat... or is my cat a dog?
A tabby and white cat is sitting up like a human in a chair against a white pillow and is looking directly at the camera. In the background is a dunkin coffee. A tabby and white cat is laying like he was interrupted cleaning his side (because he was) on a chair while leaning against a white pillow and is looking directly at the camera. It is a very awkward position but also kind of looks like he's posing. In this picture you can kind of see his different colored eyes, one is green and one is blue and brown. In the background is a dunkin coffee and a dunkin bag.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Norman Rockwell painting of man standing up and speaking his mind in a crowd of white people picture with half of a speech bubble at the bottom of the image because he is saying what is being quoted
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I love when little guys live in our houses. Mine is full of mayhem right now.
A chubby tabby and white cat is laying on his side in the middle of the floor facing away from the camera. He is surrounded by packing paper (that he loves to run through like leaves) and his toys, including a bird, a banana, a pack of catnip joints,and his emotional support sock.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you
It says at the top "when you are asked to describe yourself". Below that is a picture of a Craigslist post featuring a chubby gray and white striped kitten in a cabinet. The words below the picture of the chubby kitten state, "Free Kitten - a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented (Bel Air)". I, too, am a bit fat and lovely but only maybe kind of talented, maybe?
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Actually up early enough on this Sat/Caturday. Maybe I can get things done in between entertaining the Ham Sandwich (Sammy Sandwich).
A tabby and white cat with one green eye and one blue and brown eye is being cuddled on a bed. You cannot see the person cuddling the cat fully, only his shoulder and over part of the head. Because of the angle, the cat appears to have no chin. He has a terracotta colored nose with a black freckle in the middle of the nose and a tabby smudge to the side of his nose.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
On it, Chief!
A still of me, Ginasmash, as a 10 or 11 year old on "Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego." I am white and had long curly hair and wire glasses. I am wearing a yellow jacket that has three stars over my name "Gina" and a click with wings on the other side. I am not looking at the camera but to the host off screen.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Heard you was talkin shit
A tabby and white cat is staring directly at you from a pile of packaging paper. His pupils are very big. He heard you talking shit.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Also, it's not a sad understanding. It's what actually happened.
Martin: Was it presented as sort of like, "We can get back together if we are non-monogamous?" Was it like a conditional thing?

West: Yes. Basically. But it wasn't him saying, "I'm going to go out and date people." We were a couple who loved each other, desperately getting back together. So this was not a moment when either of us was like, "Oh, I want to go out and find someone else." Where we landed was, If we want to be together for the rest of our lives, who knows what's going to happen in 10 years, 20 years, who we're going to meet, how we're going to feel? Once it was reframed as something that we were going to deal with eventually and I love to procrastinate. I love to put things off.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme image of a man standing up to speak, with a speech bubble at the bottom indicating he is staying what the quoted post is saying.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Me too, seals. You ain't special. (That is a lie. You are special and I love all the pinnipeds of the world.)
A wall from the Georgia Aquarium with the "Pinnipeds of the World" that features pictures or drawings/paintings of the different types of seals, sea lions, and walrus.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Idk who practices in CT. But the CT Courthouses are closed tomorrow and no remote matters either.
Connecticut...
jud.ct.gov

STATE OF CONNECTICUT JUDICIAL BRANCH seal

State of Connecticut
Judicial Branch

Due to the inclement weather, all state courts and administrative offices will be closed on Monday, January 2026. All cases that were scheduled for January 26 (including those that would have been conducted via remote technology) will be rescheduled. The parties will receive notice of a new court date EXCEPT for Temporary Restraining Orders and Civil Protection Orders, which will be heard on the next business day that court is open.

All jurors scheduled to appear in a state court on Monday, January 26, 2026 should not appear.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bari Weiss about herself:
The "she's so crazy love her" photo/meme of a white woman with long brunette hair with a bag of chips or something on her head while doing a kissy face. She is giving the peace sign with both hands, but one of the hands is also holding keys.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I've been on my own and broke since I was 18 basically. NV was a trip when I was 14 from money from a car accident. Everything else was visiting family as a student or finally at the ripe age of 40 being able to travel (and now paying off that debt).
A map of the United States saying "US Level 81"

Red means "lived here" for 5 points - only CT is Red

Orange means "stayed here" for 4 points - VT, NY, MA, RI, NJ, PA, MD, DC, VA, NC, SC, GA, FL, LA, OH, IL, and NV are all Orange. 

Green means "stopped here" for 2 points - only IN is Green. 

Blue means "passed here" for 1 point - DE, WV, KY, TN, MS, and AL are all Green. 

The rest of the map is white meaning "Never Been Here" but purple would work as well because it means "want to be here". But I wasn't sure if that meant live there or just visit, so I kept the rest white because I want to visit all the other states, territories, and provinces of the US. But i don't want to live anywhere else.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A picture of tropical fish in an aquarium. The main focus is the coral. But there is a small bright pink and yellow fish in the upper left corner and an orange and black fish below it.  On the right side there is a bright blue and yellow fish with a black striped and spikey-ish fish near it. There are also a few other fish that are camouflaged and hard to see in the coral, which is why the emphasis of the picture was the coral.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. Here is a video of my cat enjoying his new toy for everyone, whether you celebrate or not. May you all have a peaceful, relaxing, good Thursday.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I know everyone is sharing their friends circles but I needed to share the sad stat that makes me feel bad about my lack of writing. This year on Bluesky I wrote 557 posts and 1,198 replies. I received 4,785 likes, whereas 611 was from my most popular post! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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You've written 7.4% of a War and Peace!

Leo Tolstoy's 1869 novel 580,000 words
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My cat does not want me to do any housework today. He followed me from room to room squeaking and being unsettled until I finally sat down on the couch with the blanket on. Sir, I am trying to get things done.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on top of a white blanket, however his back is the the camera so his face is not seen. He is formed to the legs that are underneath the blanket.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm so stoked for the Shoresy Fall Classic tomorrow vs retired Long Islanders!! The driving weather is going to suck but I'm leaving work at 1230. Got an email from the arena with these details and I'm just so excited I could cry with joy.
Shoresy concessions takeover!

Enjoy your favorites with a Sudbury Bulldogs twist:

Pizza: Pitter Patter Pepperoni, Top Cheese Pizza

Chicken Tenders and Fries: Chicken is Unbelievable Tenders

Crispy Chicken Sandwiches: Chicken is Unbelievable Sandwich

Fries: Une Fois Fries

Nachos: Never Lose Nachos

Popcorn: Players Only Popcorn

Hot Dogs: Soo Hunt Hot Dog

Pretzel: Veteran Pretzel

Coffee: Bluester Club Coffee

Ice Cream Cones: Game Sticks
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
We've only had him slightly over a year, but so far Sammy Sandwich is aka Samuel Sandwichson, Sammy My Hammy, Sammy Miami, The Ham Sandwich, Little Baby Man, Little Baby Potato, Little Potato Baby, and Little Fat Baby.
A chonky tabby and white cat with different colored eyes is resting on top of something (it's a cardboard box but you can't see it because it's) covered with brown paper. In front of him on the floor is different types of paper that he runs through and into like kids running into piles of leaves. He looks both worried and confused where he is. A chonky tabby and white cat is tummy up attacking a rope toy in between the shelves of a black end table. The picture is very slightly blurry because he is moving. His paws are resting on the shelf above him and on the arm. His tail is to the side. He looks ridiculous. A chonky tabby and white cat looks half-asleep with his tummy up and his back paws resting against the back of a dark gray chair. There is a stick in the foreground. It looks like he is falling asleep while playing (because he was. I had to tucker him out).
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Don't have to ask for my ham sandwich aka Sammy Sandwich twice.
A chubby tabby and white cat with different colored eyes is sitting like a human on the edge of the couch, but not the correct way.  He's actually facing away from the edge toward the back, and if he cleans himself, he may fall backward off the couch. There's coats for the human and paper all over the floor for the cat in the background.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🎶...Walking in Memphis But do I really feel the way I feel? They've got catfish on the table They've got gospel in the air And Reverend Green be glad to see you When you haven't got a prayer But, boy, you've got a prayer in Memphis...🎶
Pope Leo is standing at a microphone on a stand with both hands holding the microphone. His eyes are closed. It looks like he's singing something solemn as he surrounded by people. He's singing "Walking in Memphis" by Marc Cohn.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He's absolutely worth it.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on a white-ish blanket. All of his legs are stretched in front of him with one front paw curled toward his body. He has a bit of a paunchy tummy.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Hi friends, one of my magistrates is looking for someone to help out in his arbitration company doing case administratotion, remotely, part time, a few hours a week and someone who might be interested in helping on the management side. I would do it, but it's a conflict with my day job.
The specific details of the job are in this screenshot from the text message

No specific requirements. The case administrator is sort of like a clerk, but with a private neutral agency. An arbitration case comes in, identify an arbitrator, make sure documents get exchanged, fees collected, hearing scheduled, deal with parties and a final determination, all consistent with our Rules.
So someone who is comfortable dealing with cases, lawyers , parties and administration. They can learn the arbitration side. Payment could be hourly or a percentage.

And then a second position would be to manage things, or even take over the company. 
 It is a tiny company, and we are doing very little work, so part of it might be some marketing online to  bring cases in.
 It could be the same person or two different people.  That could be an  attorney or anyone with an interest in running a small company and with trying to market online, with a percentage of whatever comes in.

Any attorneys, clerks, or business people interested in a part-time situation. My current administrator wants to retire.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You all knew my Jubilee aka Jubee. She was an older rescue who always had a lot to say and had the most ridiculous resting judgment face (see my banner picture). I only had her for a year. Some of you from Twitter might remember Sweetie. She was a perfect angel who I rescued and loved for 13 years.
A gray and white cat with a black nose sitting on the floor looking at the person taking the photo in a judgmental way. She was honestly actually probably trying to beg for whatever human food he had. A tabby and white cat sitting very dainty looking at the person taking the picture like she would really like pets from the person taking the picture. Her eyes are very green here.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I did one!
The Mamdani sign that says, 

"IT'S SOUP
FOR MY FAMILY"
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I, uh, don't know why this sandwich is so aggressive. But also i have questions. Just a few. But I'm not sure i should ask them.
Screenshot from Doordash that says 

"Pulled Pork Sandwich
*thumbs up emoji* 87% (16)
Smoked & shredded BBQ pork sloppy and ready for your mouth."
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
These always crack me up.
Meme of Future (the rapper) texting, but he's got an "I voted" sticker on. 

The text shows what he is he is saying in the text. It reads, "Zohran Mamdani is changing the world, and it reminds me how you changed mine. Let's hope New York don't drop the ball, like how I dropped you. I'm sorry. "
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Waiting outside the doctor's office to get my ear/cough/etc checked out. But I voted!
A white woman sitting in a car. She is smiling awkwardly and wearing pink glasses. She is moving her plaid jacket to show a pink shirt with an "I voted" sticker.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween from this devil's advocate. (If I wasn't wearing a mask because of this cold, I'd also be wearing fangs.)
A white woman wearing a dusty red three-piece suit. She has ombre devil horns that are slightly off-center. Because she's wearing bluish glasses, it is hard to see the red and smokey eye makeup. She is smirking a bit.Same white woman. But now at an angle. She is wearing a dusty red three-piece suit. She has ombre devil horns. Because she's wearing bluish glasses, it is hard to see the red and smokey eye makeup. She looks serious. Same white woman wearing the dusty red suit and ombre devil horns. She is smiling. And the picture is closer to her face to make out the reddish makeup around her eyes.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
And yes, I put my money where my mouth is (because I actually have the ability right now).
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A screenshot from the Connecticut Foodshare website that states, 

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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The only royalty I recognize.
A tabby and white cat kind of sitting up like a human in a dark gray chair. He is facing the camera. He looks judgmental but really he is trying to formulate anything in that little head of his. There is a TV in the background. This is what i jokingly call the king chair because it is the video game chair. Clearly it Sammy Sandwich's chair.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Hello, Chicago. You are very nice to be in.
A photograph taken from the 8th floor so you can see the Chicago Theatre sign. The sign says "twas the night before/...cirque du soleil/December 11-28". On the street there are a lot of items showing there is construction/roadwork."
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Okay, so I'm starting to look at more things to do in New Orleans because that is kind of my wild card (and I got an email from the hotel I'm staying at with added stuff). Some of these adventures are very much specific to my interests. Vampires? Jazz? History? Ladies of the night???
A screenshot of the "joieful experiences" website showing "French Quarter Tour - Brothels, Bordellos, and Ladies of the Night" from Two Chicks Walking Tours. 2 hour, adult only tour for $41. Below that is a calendar for October.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I partake in "life is stressful and terrible" and "cute kitty!". Here is a cute kitty! for your timeline.
A chubby tabby and white cat is laying on his side with his front paws doing that bunny thing cats do sometimes. He is in the middle of the floor. Knowing him, he wanted to roll over and squeak to get attention and show how pitiful and sad he is.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Don't mind me over here crying about my cat loving me and resting his little head against my leg and showing me his belly while he sleeps next to me with his eyes covered. .
A chubby tabby and white cat is sleeping with his head resting against a leg in black and gray plaid pajama pants with white stars. A chubby tabby and white cat is sleeping with his belly out and kind of up and one arm covering his eyes.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Monica, why are you showing up as spam??
A screenshot of bluesky in dark mode showing Monica's three posts unhidden but marked as spam. 

The first says, "Another man at the bar has fallen in love with me. I'm getting like one a day at this place." Posted 44 minutes ago. 

The second says, "I'm a Rogers Park Ten. [derogatory]" Posted 39 minutes ago. 

The last says, "Oh no. Now I drink for free." Posted 23 minutes ago. 

None of these are spam.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
These always crack me up and I'm glad it's relevant to the discussion.
A white hand is loading a gun (maybe? It's a weird angle and really hard to actually tell but it's heavily implied by the background photo) with uncooked penne pasta. In the background is one of those generic Italian chef statues with a mustache, but he is holding a gun to his head. At the top it says, "pasta la vista".The Swedish chef is holding a long gun off some sort. It says, "you mama'd your last-a mia."
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
To the tune of "Little Saint Nick": 🎶 Lil fat baby🎶
A tabby and white cat is sleeping with a slight smile in his face. He has a chubby little belly.A tabby and white cat is upside down with his paw curled against his face. This pose is hard to describe but is very cat.A tabby and white cat is laying pathetically on a cardboard box. The cardboard box is squished and almost flattened under him. He looks pathetic. A tabby and white cat is belly up but you cannot see his face. His white paws are coming through a hole in the box. His back paws are up and you can see his chubby belly.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Samuel Sandwichson absolutely agrees with Sandal. It is an affront to cats and society to leave the bed.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on top of a blue comforter. A tabby and white cat is sleeping on top of a blue comforter pressed against the outline of legs which are hidden under the comforter. The tail is closer to the person taking the photo. A tabby and white cat is laying upside down on a blue comforter. He is belly up and he is doing bunny-arms as we call them.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This is the face of no ragerts.
A tabby and white cat is awake but upside down as if he was sleeping and his slumber was disturbed. His front paw is under his chin. And you can see a fang. His nose and mouth are very pink.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Any excuse to share this meme that still cracks me up 4-5 years later.
Meme that says "in this house we stand for the flag" (which has a picture of an old white man wearing a ww2 veteran's hat saluting the original rainbow pride flag) "and kneel for the Cross (cross is in the animal crossing font)" (which has an old white man praying to an Animal crossing Nintendo switch).
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Please enjoy these cat pics of Samuel Sandwichson being the babiest of babies.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on a light gray couch and fuzzy white blanket while using the armrest of the couch and an extension cord cable as a pillow (he loves sleeping against cables for some reason, if I move it, he will try to get close to it if possible).A white paw is sticking out of a hole in the side of a bjs box. Two white paws and a dark tail that looks like it is moving is sticking out the other side of the box. (He is in feisty mode.)A tabby and white cat plopped on his side trying to look ridiculous/pathetic. (He's fine, he just does this after eating and while playing for attention even while getting attention.)A tabby and white cat has his back to the camera but is turned his neck over his shoulder (?) so that his face is facing the camera. His tail is very stripey. (He was also in feisty mode and was showing no ragerts for his attack of momma's leg minutes before this picture was taken.)
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sammy has always had a belly though and it probably just seems more pronounced. At least the belly is not a trap (as long as he's not feisty). I did rotate his box back to the normal side so it's not as hard for him to get in and out of (just imagine the box rotated clockwise once).
A tabby and white cat looking out of the box menacingly.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
As is this tubby little guy.
A tabby and white cat is asleep on top of a fuzzy blanket. His front paw is stretched in front of him and his face is in the blanket. There is a cable on the arm of the couch behind him so it looks like he is charging.
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Returning to sender today. Hopefully they get the message.
An envelope with an arrow pointing at the return address saying, "RETURN TO SENDER - SPAM/BULLSHIT MAILING". Through the window the inside is ripped and there is black marker.A flyer mailing with the original address circled and it says, "RETURN TO SENDER". Where the information is where I am supposed to fill out to leave the union, it says in black marker, "GO FUCK YOURSELVES." Below that it says in black pen, "I AM PRO-UNION."
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GINASMASH @ginasmash.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I got my nails done to start off my big birthday weekend. They came out exactly as I hoped they would. (The pic is a little awkward because I needed hub to take it and didn't know how to pose my hands.) I love having my nails done but other than my birthday, they are never painted.
Photo a white woman's hands with a ring on the middle finger of both hands and fingernails pained. Each fingernail is a different color because she wanted it to be a rainbow. It goes pink, neon pink, bright red-orange, neon orange, yellow, pastel green, teal, bright blue, pastel purple, and neon purple.
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