Sign in

Paul Gilzow

@gilzow.com
343 followers 508 following 4.9K posts

Technical Success Manager at Upsun.com. Web app security evangelist. Runs on passion and coffee. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.

PostsRepliesMedia
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 27/06/2026
hey @menardsofficial.bsky.social I'm just trying to build my shopping list. I think your blocking is being a bit *too* aggressive. all i did was search for "self-leveling concrete." 😕
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 24/06/2026
@carsdotcom.bsky.social I'm trying to understand why you thought making the text color and the background color *the same color* was a good idea.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 24/10/2025
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 20/10/2025
I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
241
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 13/10/2025
If you're in Ottawa, come check out my presentation on end-to-end testing at @wordcampcanada.bsky.social WCEH this Friday, Oct 17th! canada.wordcamp.org/2025/session...
020
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 21/09/2025
#boycotdisney Cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu
020
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 28/08/2025
The brilliance of the diamonds on Taylor’s ring. Travis, you've outdone yourself. Zoom in to see for yourselves. No, really, Zoom in. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Release the Epstein files
020
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 03/02/2025
Has anyone figured out how to successfully disable Gemini @googlegemini.bsky.social in Gmail? I already have "smart features" disabled in my workspace settings, but Gemini keeps coming back EVERY DAY.
Google workspace smart features settings panel with all options disabled
011
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 20/01/2025
Outdoor billboard that reads: We are all suffering from billionaires who were losers growing up.
031
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 06/12/2024
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar... @mxpxpx.bsky.social @greendayofficial.bsky.social
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 05/11/2024
In one screenshot, we have an email sent to the GOP from @KenPaxtonTX. The message? Fear. Uncertainty. Death. The other is from the @KamalaHQ team sent to Democrats. The message? Unity. Hope for our country's future, TOGETHER.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 05/11/2024
Go vote!
010
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 01/11/2024
Scariest pumpkin of them all? Not if you're on @platformsh where you don't have to be scared of deploying on Fridays!
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 08/10/2024
Go home @Grammarly; you're drunk
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 28/09/2024
Look who I ran into en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Haml…
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 24/09/2024
.@stevector doing whatever it takes to help attendees learn. #HEWeb24 @HighEdWeb #DPC9
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 06/09/2024
I love paying for @paramountplus and at least once a week getting this screen. 😡
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 28/08/2024
tell me you live in the Midwest without telling me you live in the Midwest. 🤣
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 13/08/2024
It's 2024. Why are we still limiting the special characters you can use in a password? (cough @WhovaSupport cough)
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 03/08/2024
#Harris2024 #ImWithHer #NotGoingBack
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 01/08/2024
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 20/06/2024
.@Target your site stops working often enough that you should consider adding a status.target.com public status checker.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 24/02/2024
"Good code is self documenting" falls apart when it comes to business logic since that logic is sometimes anything but logical. It's important to document those areas in your code. #FLDC24
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 27/01/2024
Uh, no @SamsClub, not even close.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 09/12/2023
Super tiny coffee cup, regular sized glass for scale (no bananas were available)
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 08/12/2023
Come join me in the @platformsh track at 11:55a today. If you aren't able to make it (as there are also great talks in the other tracks) stop by the platform.sh booth this afternoon and all me any questions you might have! #SymfonyCon twitter.com/platformsh/status/17329…
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 01/12/2023
ALL of this.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 29/11/2023
I would absolutely pay for VIP tickets to this festival.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 25/11/2023
This is fantastic. #yowza #joinyowza
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 12/11/2023
It's a good day to go see a musical with the family. 😁🥞☕
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 04/11/2023
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 03/11/2023
Tell me you live in the Midwest without telling me you live in the Midwest
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 31/10/2023
Hey @KashiFoods , I absolutely love your cereals, but... Is this your version of a golden ticket? 😲 If so, what did I win?!?
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 18/09/2023
I did NOT join "X" 15 years ago, @elonmusk. I joined TWITTER 15 years ago. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 13/05/2023
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 20/04/2023
Hhhhmmm... that guy on the right looks vaguely familiar... 🤔 cc: @dremeda
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 21/02/2023
I'm definitely in good company. @dimensionmedia twitter.com/apoorv_taneja/status/16…
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 25/12/2022
My grandfather, my brothers, and me #MerryChristmas
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 22/12/2022
This is my #GitHubUnwrapped! www.githubunwrapped.com/gilzow Get your own: www.githubunwrapped.com
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 21/12/2022
For some reason, all the dogs want to sleep on me while watching Christmas movies
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 27/11/2022
Slim and I are jamming out to @goldfingermusic's Santa Claus Is Coming to Town and hanging holiday decorations
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 20/11/2022
🤦
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 11/11/2022
Go home, @Walmart; you're drunk
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 09/11/2022
And just like that, autumn is over
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 08/11/2022
Did my civic duty and voted today.
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 24/10/2022
Oldest baked witches fingers in anticipation of Halloween
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 18/09/2022
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Damn I'm old. #MyTwitterAnniversary
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 10/09/2022
These are an abomination
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 20/08/2022
Look what I found, @mikeherchel
000
Paul Gilzow @gilzow.com · 04/08/2022
It's always great when you pay a professional window cleaning company to clean your windows, only to have them leave your freshly painted walls looking like this. 😡 Waiting to see how they respond before I name names
000