Bluesky Can Ban Whoever They Want! But They Won’t Stop Me From Saying What I Think. I Think The World Would Be A Better Place Without Elon Musk.

Those 35 retired judges are bending Judge Kathleen Williams's ear; Randolph Moss 86'es the National Park Service's 86ing of 8647 signage; is it illegal to text Shrek's dick to a State Senator?

The 'Broadview Six' case falls apart over misconduct before the grand jury; a judge in the Eleventh Circuit is reproved for having sex with a cop in chambers; Chirayu Rana is now pro se.

Trump says he's creating a $1.8 billion fund to hand out to whoever he wants. Can he? Plus, trouble for Eric Swalwell's weirdo friends, Elon Musk loses, and Clavicular gets mogged by a hot judge.

JP Morgan offered Chirayu Rana a $1 million settlement; Jeanine Pirro does not need to recuse from the Trump assassination case; Braden 'Clavicular' Peters gets misdemeanormogged for alligatormaxxing.

The Department of Justice Is Dead; Long Live The Department of Trump

Laura Loomer and Kash Patel lose their defamation suits, but Patel has filed a new one; a former Capitol police officer sues The Blaze for accusing her of being the pipe bomber; SPLC is indicted.

New York and Los Angeles prosecutors investigate the former congressman, while Jeanine Pirro sets up a hotline for accusers; no one lets Ken go to crime scenes.

Michael Avenatti moves to a halfway house; many of Blake Lively's claims are dismissed; aesthetic injury is a real thing.