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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist

@gildedtofu.bsky.social
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 17h
Six … *months*?! lol
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 18h
My difficulty in building a 10+ years wardrobe isn’t my attachment to fashion trends. Because I couldn’t be less impressed by them. It lies in my inability to keep a body figure for more than a few (or many fewer!) years. No one wants to see me crammed into my clothes from a few seasons ago!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 18h
Sure. Except that the current regime doesn’t have the “very good boy” exemption that is available to any canine caught in a compromising position.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 19h
A new unit of time has been created! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah?
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 20h
Wait, is this on Kalshi?
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 20h
Indeed, Larry. Indeed. Or it’s time to actually read the words of said amendment and decide if we’ve actually read and understood them correctly.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 20h
Is this a tenure that will be measured in Scaramuccis or heads of lettuce?
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 22h
What the fuck is it with this regime and their demand they be shown “gratitude”? Gratitude for fucking what, you fucking, projecting weasel? And no, this is not directed at national treasure Aaron Rupar. Just a humble potty-mouthed citizen with no better place to vent.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m in the process of not entirely voluntarily moving to rural western Wisconsin. And I’m not clear if I need to become a Brewers/Packers fan or a Twins/Vikings fan. I’m also not a sports fan, but I don’t want to inadvertently make enemies of my new neighbors. Any help/advice appreciated.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is either great, amazing news showing how truly amazingly the economy is doing under Trump’s masterful guidance. Unless the Trump regime actually admits that it’s maybe not great, in which case it’s all Biden’s fault.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Clearly, as a government representative, he has a 1A right to not be heckled by the not-part-of-the-government audience, and to restrict the press from covering his buffoonery. It’s all right there in beautifully scripted ink on parchment. I hope you’re not recording this.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wait… didn’t I just see him in a video lecturing an audience about First Amendment rights?
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh goody. Another order for Trump to ignore. Without consequences.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gotta pay for that peace prize…
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And the Big Insurance Companies that fund campaigns (R and D alike) are *here for it*!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So low IQ they managed to fleece an entire state? Two for one slanders tonight!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah. That’s what happened. Credulous and/or lying bouffant. Come on, Maine. Do the needful, as some of my former colleagues would say. She’s been “concerned” without action for far too long.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It means he’s trying to bribe you.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean, it does, doesn’t it?
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“All those payments will pass directly to me instead.”
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An indelible stain protecting its natural beauty.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, Norway: My maternal grandmother’s family were Norwegian. Will you take me in?
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m from New York. Been in Wisconsin for the past three months, and will make a permanent move soon. I’m not any happier here.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hesitate to say what Americans want. It’s a phrase that when uttered by politicians induces eye rolls requiring staggering exertion on my part. But… I’m pretty sure another intractable conflict is *not* a thing Americans want. But I guess we’re already there.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yay! We have a new colony!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing says peace like lobbing an entirely unnecessary war into the Middle East.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Narrator: He did, in fact, not “get it done” … in two days or any other length of time.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like there’s irony here, but I just can’t place my finger on it…
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m shocked! Shocked! etc. It’s a part of the job description to have unlawfulness in your resume.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hegseth is bringing back traditional public execution entertainment from the early Christian era, Darth! Crucifixions are out! Firing squads are back, baby!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What. A. Fucking. Idiot. This is what happens when you’re married to the talking points and divorce isn’t an option.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You were the person I responded to.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The person I responded to said $3-5k *per person*.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it? I’m single, so I know a family would be higher. But I pay around $700 a month with a $6500 deductible. I made $60,000 last year.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Insurance shouldn’t be tied to employment. But… I’m self-employed and pay $700 per month for health insurance with a $6500 deductible. Obviously rates are higher for a family. But with a league-minimum salary of $780,000 it just seems like a good financial advisor could have made this work.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ahhh… the days of the Jihad… I remember them well…
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m pretty sure I heard this country song at the laundromat over the weekend.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are some coordinates in Florida someone might try. Just as a test run or something.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hegseth must go in to Trump’s bedroom to tuck him into bed while watching videos of the Caribbean boat strikes. It gives Trump such nice dreams to inflict pain and suffering on people.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Let me give you some fear itself to fear!”
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s not just the cats and dogs anymore!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s starting to look a little pouty.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the most fun Aaron Rupar thread ever!
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When Melania is correcting your English pronunciation…
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, well that’s a shame.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dirty doorknobs are the first sign of lawlessness and corruption. The doorknobs must be absolutely filthy in the White House these days.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m convinced.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a shame that so many straight Christians are being forced to marry same-sex partners in the name of marriage equality. Nobody expected *that* going into this.
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Potty-Mouthed Pacifist @gildedtofu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
спасибо
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