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Gilbert Bystander

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• Downtown Gilbert's Champion • Legendary Bystander to Multiple Events • Devil's Advocate GilbertBystander@GilbertBystander.com

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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 22h
He became a new Guy multiple times now
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 22h
Men! Stfu and stop confusing unsolicited bro survial advice for wisdom! Get educated! Its called critical thinking for a reason! Get intellectually stronger. Read some books! The system likewise cannot protect us from stupidity
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been a while, so I will stall a few times getting back into it but i would be fine
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe I do believe in the death penalty because I would kill these men
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cannot stop fooling around with this
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fake news
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess i could imagine one bad drag queen/king but multiple baddies in one group? Impossible
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They stupid
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I turned 40 earlier this year, to the surprise of many (myself included). I got myself this CountyComm titanium Heirloom compass to guide me thru the rest of life. This is a stunning piece, made to literally last generations. Im not a watch guy thank u
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In bavaria they say Servus! as a greeting
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No shit! I think phoenix was one of the first stops so everyone fresh and played great! Truly a show ill remember forever
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Green day: american idiot didnt exist yet Jimmy: prime Middle days Blink: prime Takeoff days Incredible snapshot
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was there. Poop Disaster Tour, America West Arena. Blink, jimmy, green day. April 19, 2002
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going this sat to get my Jimmy Eat World library card
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Average age of a person in gaza is an astonishingly low 19 years or something like that
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "is this or isnt this a genocide" discussion really falls apart when you see the footage that nearly all of major parts of gaza where people lived is just a crater now filled with concrete wreckage.
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(we are all losers here in America)
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vote or die, losers!
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
national poop radio Sorry
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well the az Cardinals subreddit is showing a significant amount of bird posts- surely a sign that the entire season is doomed.
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🪡
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Shia LaBeouf: Just Do It Motivation
ALT: Shia LaBeouf: Just Do It Motivation
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My fault!
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
B Goldwater (R) AZ
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wanna see Other Mommy so bad
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dude I had an alarm and I missed it!!!
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can u do this youtube.com/shorts/G0CPI...
youtube.com
Gilberts Got Talent (good veins)
YouTube video by The Gilbert Bystander
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Carrying today: The Quill by Wingard Wearables
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For clarity, I honor all debts usually. What happened: on two occasions separated by time and circumstances, I was wronged by sellers and tried to get my money back via chargeback. Both times Chase incorrectly sided with the sellers and i was screwed. After the second time, our relationship was done
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The trick was to close all accounts, ignore them completely, and vow to never, ever, ever pay! (but then betray the vow when they offer to settle for less than 50%)
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From the Bystander Legal desk
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We built a Petit'gguy on hobby stream #gunpla
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think i am convinced the difference is needle technique or something. I have gotten covid vax that once wrecked my arm for 3 days but usually has absolutely no side effects
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao he always wore reciever gloves for the 0.0001% chance of a fake (once, it worked!)
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got you with a million if I hit that powerball dawg lets make a pact!
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Statistically, one of the best Cardinals kickers. Piece of shit human
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its called trafficking
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God damnit im in
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New wheels/shocks. Improves performance by TONS
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agreed. If we are gonna be killing people, they should be guilty enough that a reasonable person would not mind them suffering (high bar- Osama bin laden, Goebbels, ect)
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh hell yes
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/Hwiz45WIicA?...
youtu.be
PNEUMA | TOOL - TABLA COVER
YouTube video by Jasmine Sahoo
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid fucking AI thing but ive watching this at least 1000 times. If this is a body swap i really wanna see the original
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do u gangbang? I be outside with my gang gang
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trumps legs said
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The prophecy from the two dollar bill!
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/w-geHTPxGAY?...
youtu.be
Reno Dakota
YouTube video by The Magnetic Fields - Topic
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u know it
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arby's neck ass mfer (I love Arby's dont get it twisted)
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Arbys Beef N Cheddar
ALT: Arbys Beef N Cheddar
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Gilbert Bystander @gilbertbystander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahahahaha vagina neck mfer
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