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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

OKAY ACTUALLY just had this pointed out to me no number 3 reason i wouldnt want to be a lobster is actually that they never age or stop growing like yeah thats actually a huge downside so yeah lobster immortality (or rather lobster not-aging) is actually a huge issue

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

anyways top 10 reasons i wouldnt want to be a lobster immortality isnt on there because lobster immortality is vastly overhyped they eventually get so big and their shells get so heavy they die while molting (see! this is why molting is up so high!) soooo yeah really lobsters if they didnt have […]

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

oh on mastoapi i do see the activities just not the actual emotes ok thats fine actually its basically like they were standard likes then yay web ui theyre completely gone tho

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

turns out disabling emojireact in snac doesnt convert them into likes or anything they're just completely gone sorry misskey users but sacrifices had to be made maybe dont send broken ones that destroy my instance next time at least now replies and dms wont get lost because of that now

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

figured out clearing notifs with curl yay disabling emojireact too for now because i think thats the issue sorry if you sent anything during the period notifs were broken

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

fuck but if i disable those would it apply retroactively too because the issue is i got a broken notification i suspect is specifically a broken react so bleh

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

saw 2 notifications and instinctively clicked it and broke everything again blegh chat i hate doing this but can i get enough notification to push the broken one off the first page so i can clear them all and like actually look at my notifications again

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

top 10 reasons i wouldnt want to be a lobster number 2: molting number 1 i think is obvious enough but is not an intrinsic thing to being a lobster like molting is more of a consequence of human interaction

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

if i open notifications it hangs the instance did someone somehow emoji react with the like a 100 gb file or something

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2025

im a divine being trapped in a flimsy human shell

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2025

imaginary girls gotta stick together

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

noticed my credit card number in my bio expired had to go generate a new one gotta make sure my totally real personal identifying info is up to date

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

i am the anticringe if youre cringe thats cute please keep being that way i love to see that

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

i saw someone somewhere else who very clearly was plural without like realizing it as such and was just fully being cringe about it and all and yes yes yes please keep being yourself i love to see that i think its very nice that you feel that comfortable with it and i hope you have a long happy […]

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

i know what you are and its fucking adorable please keep being you

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

its called motel 6 and not motel 7 because 7 implies divinity and that motel is a godless place

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

finally free of motel 666 fun thing from last night ok so i was going to go to wawa (for hoagiefest!!!!!) anyways the elevator was out so i had to go downstairs which was whatever (my room was on the top (third) floor (second in british numbering)) going down the stairs is whatever and i […]

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

actually my hrt anniversary is in march but i added that to make the joke clearer

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

reddit help me r/healthadvice theres these weird growths on my chest one on each side what do you think they are what do i do reddit tell me (unrelatedly ive been taking estrogen for 2 years but i dont think that has any correlation)

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

oh my god snac displays pronouns in username now i just noticed now everyone will know i have those

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

much like you humans i also like to breathe nitrogen and oxygen, drink dihydrogen monoxide, and consume complex hydrocarbons as well as the blood of my enemies

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026

hoping i can at least get a hotel bible for my throne out of this heatwave but unfortunately hotel in this case is motel 6 and they almost never have hotel bibles something something godless place something something motel 666

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026

realized something is the american secular god referred to on the money Mammon the true god of the american people

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2025

i offer you my undying love and affection in exchange for 200 thousand dollars in negotiable american currency, two front parachutes, and two back parachutes

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025

actually i think 1.15.2 may have been the last for os 9 unsure also dont really care right now im installing this on windows 98 right now not mac os 9

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025

1.16.1 honestly just is the golden version of starcraft anyways in my opinion since its the last one that runs on my imac g3 and like i mean thats just how starcrafts meant to be played as far as im concerned

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025

was trying to figure out what the last starcraft patch that works on windows 98 was and i knew from experience with classic mac os that the last that works there is 1.16.1 because 1.18 (i think they skipped 1.17) is where they redid it for the remaster to make it work better on modern systems […]

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2025

id like you to look this eel in the eyes until one of you blinks okay? go

a european conger eel staring into the camera with most of its body in a hole of some kind, its a cool eel tbh its a big one too

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2025

id like you to look this eel in the eyes until one of you blinks okay? go

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steadman slick :rimi_true: @gigalomaniac.everywhere.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2025

you ever just find things where hearing the explanation just honestly makes them less cool

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