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Jacob Gifford Head

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Barrister & mediator. Things I like: legal history & legal oddities; music & musical instruments; Mesopotamian history; & Portuguese wine and Port. My professional website is: www.giffordhead.co.uk Please email rather than DM! Forgive typos.

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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 10/10/2026
These have to be the best Grade 1 listed buildings in London. And maybe the whole country.
Two of the 1854 dinosaur sculptures in Crystal Palace Park.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 09/10/2026
The only proper way of marking this would be to return the Saxon Steed (Gules a horse rampant Argent — a silver / white horse on a red background) to the Royal Arms for the first time since 1837...
Royal Standard of the House of Hanover / the UK before 1837, showing the well-known lions of England and Scotland, harp of Ireland and also the emblems of Hanover, including the silver horse.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 08/10/2026
One of the more unusual bottles in my wine fridge, this is a fortified semi-sweet qvevri wine made by Rostomaant Marani in Telavi in Georgia. It apparently had 4 years pre-fortification in oak and 3 more years afterwards.
Pic of the bottle marked "Rost Wine"
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 08/10/2026
More Legal AI in the news, thanks to a tip-off from a colleague of mine at @thomasmorechambers.bsky.social. Hancox v Kenneth Sutherland [2026] EAT 139: a litigant in person submits a 300-page skeleton argument generated by ChatGPT to the Employment Appeal Tribunal. www.gov.uk/employment-a...
1. Generative artificial intelligence (“AI”) is being used with increasing frequency by litigants in the
EAT to prepare notices of appeal, skeleton arguments and correspondence. Its potential to assist those
who do not otherwise have access to professional legal advice falls to be recognised; but so too do the
risks, including that the output may be inaccurate (including on legal issues), unfocused, excessive, or
that it might not comply with procedural requirements. What are the responsibilities that fall on those
who use such tools to prepare documents for submission to the EAT?2. That question arises in this case which came before me at an inter partes preliminary hearing for the
EAT to perform its gatekeeping function of assessing whether a reasonable basis for bringing the
appeal was disclosed. The Appellant, a litigant in person, filed a 300-page skeleton argument created
using ChatGPT. It did not comply with the Practice Direction of the Employment Appeal Tribunal
2024 (“the PD”) and served to obscure rather than to illuminate during preparation for the hearing.
The document was not ultimately relied upon at the hearing. As well as considering the use of AI, this
judgment presents a suitable opportunity to remind all litigants – whether represented or not – of their
responsibility to comply with the Employment Appeal Tribunal Rules 1993 (as amended) (“the EAT
Rules”) and the PD, including the requirements concerning skeleton arguments.84. The document filed was entirely unacceptable. It did not come close to complying with the
requirements of the PD (see paragraph 18). It was not concise and was far in excess of the
recommended length of 5 to 15 pages (and a 20 page upper limit). It was formed of numerous sections
each with its own paragraph numbering. A uniform 12 point font size was not used. The argument
referred to documents beyond the core bundle, no supplementary bundle having been prepared. In
short, the document did not assist the EAT in preparing for the hearing; indeed, as the Appellant
himself recognised in his covering email, there was simply insufficient time to consider it in full before
the hearing.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 07/10/2026
"The shelflife is indefinite". You love to see it on the back of a bottle of wine. Especially white wine. (Though I recently found out Mtsvane means "green".)
Pic of the back of a label showing the same.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 07/10/2026
The traditional formal way of doing is having the treaty signed by Plenipotentiaries on behalf of and in the name of the monarch which works in say, this example, but would ludicrous between two Commonwealth Realms!
VICTORIA, by the Grace of God, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc., etc., etc. To All and Singular to whom these Presents shall come, Greeting! Whereas a Treaty between Us and Our Good Brother The Emperor of China, was concluded and signed, in the English and Chinese Languages, on board Our Ship the Cornwallis, at Nanking, on the Twenty-ninth day of August, in the Year of Our Lord One Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty-two, by the Plenipotentiaries of Us and of Our said Good Brother, duly and respectively authorized for that purpose; which Treaty is hereunto annexed in Original.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Oh, no. Never a good sign when you reach for this card...
Lord Archer may have been a "bloody fool" for attempting to cover up a liaison with a female friend, but he was not a criminal, his barrister said yesterday.

In his closing speech at Archer's trial for perjury at the Old Bailey, Nicholas Purnell QC told the jury: "Being a bloody fool may be a male prerogative. But being a bloody fool does not make you a criminal. It may make you do things you regret."
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Let us all remind ourselves of this remarkable dicta. www.tbtas.org.uk/wp-content/u...
16. As to culpability, while we of course accept that there is no prohibition on drinking at
lunchtime, any barrister should bear in mind that context matters. It is difficult to conceive
of a situation more likely to cause public disquiet than a barrister engaged in a trial sitting
in the driver’s seat of a car in the Crown Court car park drinking directly from a bottle of
spirits.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 05/10/2026
I was very pleased to find this book in Tbilisi since finding anthologies of Georgian literature in translation is about the most painful exercise in online book-shopping known to man! "No, Google, not that Georgia." "No, not that one, either."
The front cover of a book called an Anthology of Georgian Poetry.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 04/10/2026
One for the road. The serious sodium detox plan starts tomorrow...
Pic of a can of Borjomi water...
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 04/10/2026
A reminder: this is worse than judge-only trials because it means for many offences you will be tried not by a Circuit Judge but 2 or 3 non-lawyer volunteers given legal advice by someone else who may have no experience of practising criminal law in the CPS or a defence firm.
And courts will have the final say over where cases should be heard, preventing criminals accused of relatively minor crimes trying to game the system by electing a jury trial in an attempt to avoid prison.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I am grateful that I mostly listen classical music where this sort of thing doesn't happen...
Pic of two musicians with three people blocking a view to film a song on their 'phones.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I had a private bath at this place (because I am too cowardly to use a public bath!) It's a natural hot spring bath so you have the pool with the sulphurous water, a cold plunge pool & a slab which is heated with the overflowing water for shampooing etc.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I'd forgotten some of the finer details of this one like they chucked a couple of metal rods down there, too. And the drill hit the live rail.
Two sections of auger became detached from the rig and fell onto
the track, coming into contact with the electrified third rail. The piling contractor
informed the RAIB that when drilling through hard ground or obstructions, the pins
that join sections of auger can become dislodged and auger sections can become
detached.
20 The piling team were unaware that they had penetrated a tunnel and attempted
to locate the missing sections of auger by dropping metal bars down the hole.
These bars also landed on the track
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I haven't tried either of those. I think a lot of the upmarket Chinese places are only just getting round to doing vegetarian food. Though I have to say I'm not a fan of this sort of thing from Hunan. I hate telling chefs what I "like or don't like"!
Leave-it-to us menu
We have a ‘no menu policy’ and request diners to let us know what
they like or don’t like and to let our chefs do the rest. It’s that
simple!
The portions are small and varied with emphasis on trying lots of
different things. A typical menu will consist of 12-18 courses and is
tailored towards your likes and dislikes.
Established in 1982 we are the only Chinese restaurant in London to
specialise in this particular style of cooking.
Some of our dishes are a little fiery so please indicate to our staff
your non-spicy, mild, medium or hot preferences.
A vegetarian tasting menu is also available.
There is an extra £8.00 supplement per person if you have more
than 12 courses for lunch and 18 courses for dinner.
Lunch – £69.80 per person
Dinner – £119.80 per person (minimum 2 people)
Kindly note that we have a strict no food wastage policy and we do
not accept any request to take restaurant food off the premises.
Please note that some of the dishes may contain traces of nuts,
shellfish, milk and celery.
Please make any allergies known to the staff
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 03/10/2026
The instruments which really interested me where these harps called Changi in Georgia. This is a seriously ancient design: you can find examples in the Ancient Near East from c2,000 BCE. I had thought they had died out everywhere but apparently have clung on in Georgia (+ nearby).
Two boat harps with a flat resonator and then a decorative neck at 45º degrees wirh the strings going diagonally across them.A similar harp but with the neck at an acute angle ao the strings run vertically.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 03/10/2026
The State Museum of Georgian Folk Songs and Instruments is basically what you'd expect from a late-Soviet-era museum based around someone's personal collection. Really interesting selection of Georgian instruments, though and you can see how they picked up influences from a huge region.
Some of the displays showing a large brass trumpet, a couple of bagpipes and some reed flutes attached to a wall.Another wall mounted selection of spike and other fiddles.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Never quite seen a concert hall like the Georgian Philharmonic Orchestra Auditorium before. Very few unraked seats with the orchestra in something like a bit top. And no bar (!!) I wonder if it was built as a rehearsal room? It feels like it would be good for that...
Pic of the outside of the building, concrete semi circular. Mostly quite dark.Inside the concert hall, showing as described.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Do we think that Georgian Blue Sky errupts every April with "well, he was actually born in Turkey and never visited Georgia"?
Golden statue of St George slaying the dragon from the top of the column in the centre of liberty square Tbilisi.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Taking the opportunity to do a comparative tasting of Georgian mineral waters... Borjomi is the mostly boldly flavoured & was my favourite of all three. My second was Nabeghlavi: characteristic but more discreet. Likani is made near Borjomi & is like a toned down version.
Three plastic bottles of the different water.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Obligatory mug-shot...
Pic of me and Barry standing in front of the Georgian flag
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 01/10/2026
My talk: Jurisdictional Challenges & Dynamics of Dispute Resolution
Jurisdictional Challenges & Dynamics of Dispute Resolution

Selecting the appropriate forum·jurisdictional challenges·English court advantages·arbitration, mediation and litigation·parallel proceedings·enforcement·Q&A

Moderated by Irakli Adeishvili · 15 min

    Irakli AdeishviliIrakli Adeishvili, Moderator
    Barry CoulterBarry Coulter, Barrister
    Jacob Gifford HeadJacob Gifford Head, Barrister
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 01/10/2026
My colleague from @thomasmorechambers.bsky.social, Barry Coulter, together with Ruslan Ughrelidze from LawLex Solicitors & George Symes of Goldsmith Chambers on English Law & Cross-Border Business in Georgia.
A photograph of a panel discussion.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 01/10/2026
To the very impressive building of the Georgian Bar Association for a day of talks with many eminent Georgian lawyers.
English Law Forum · Georgia
Tbilisi
2026.

The next gathering of the English Law Forum comes to Tbilisi. One city. A world of perspectives.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Favourite bassist? The answer is obvious...
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Everyone generally thinks he got this wrong but there is no express decision saying so. As a result, the official form which you can use to enroll a deed poll evidencing a change of name in the High Court includes an endorsement saying “please ignore him”. I can’t think of any similar example.
Screenshot of page 2 of:

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/69bd2860b920af63be1c7572/LOC020_0326_save.pdf
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Taking this much further is difficult, though, since the numbers are so small and not considered statistically significant. Though I do think it is important that Government has noticed a particular problem with Deputy High Court Judge appointments and women. www.gov.uk/government/s...
Figure 4 of the attached document.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 24/09/2026
But that is only part of the story. Not all barristers want to be a Judge and so some KCs have no intention of applying. A decent number of KCs are 65+ and so very unlikely to apply. They are likely to contain even fewer women due to the recruitment practices of the 1980s.
Table 9 from the PDF linked above.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 24/09/2026
All of the current appointments are barristers and KCs (albeit one is currently a salaries Circuit Judge.) The Bar Standards Board thinks at least 21% of barrister KCs are women & 11% are from a minority ethnic background: www.barstandardsboard.org.uk/static/dd916...
Chart 2 from the attached PDF.Chart 5 from the attached PDF.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I like Quevedo: a newish independent Port shipper up in the Douro Superior by São João da Pesqueira. They do change their range constantly, so I think this "Claudia's Reserve" (named after the winemaker) is no longer made. A pity since this is excellent and was only about £10-15.
A pic of the bottle with a glass.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 23/09/2026
This is actually very straight forward for one reason wholly un-related to her premiership.
Screenshot of the web page of the “Prime Minister's statement on the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II” with disclaimer that it was published under the Truss government.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 21/09/2026
From this morning's liturgy: a thought for BlueSky. (I'm not entirely convinced it is a genuine quotation from Rabbi Nachman rather than being a assembly of various thoughts, but let us not worry too much about that!)
Remember that life is short, and that with every passing day you
are nearer to the end of your life. How can you waste your time
on petty quarrels and family discords? Restrain your anger; hold
your temper in check, and enjoy peace with everyone.
Nachman of Bratslav
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Far more trivially, there was no greater contribution to the field of public lectures than the Afternote to the Lecture on Nothing. If only everyone adopted this approach!
Afternote to LECTURE ON NOTHING

In keeping with the thought expressed above that a discussion is nothing more than an entertainment, I prepared six answers for the first six questions asked, regardless of what they were. In 1949 or '50, when the lecture was first delivered (at the Artists' Club as described in the Foreword), there were six questions. In 1960, however, when the speech was delivered for the second time, the audience got the point after two questions and, not wishing to be

entertained, refrained from asking anything more.

The answers are:

1. That is a very good question. I should not want to spoil it with an answer.

2. My head wants to ache.

3. Had you heard Marya Freund last April in Palermo singing Arnold Schoenborg's Pierrot Lunaire, I doubt whether you would ask that question.

4. According to the Farmers' Almanac this is False Spring.

5. Please repeat the question..

And again..

And again

6. I have no more answers.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Reminds me of a little further South!
Pic from the top of Quinta do Vesuvio showing the terraced vineyards leading down to the Douro.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Ok...I like musical instruments & I also like wine, so I do have some views on the article. (Though I have no opinion whatsoever this work was written with AI or not.) Firstly, I am afraid to say that it is a massive, huge cliché to compare things to a Stradivarius as a quick search would show.
“The vineyardis like a Stradivarius: it’s value lies in how it is played”. Aubert Dr Villaine, co-owner of Romanee-Conti
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Oh... it's actually a grappa! Wasn't expecting that!
carefully sourced

We take the utmost care in sourcing the right ingredients to flavour our distinctive gin. Salvaged grape skins are collected after pressing for wine to create our base spirit, helping minimise waste whilst delivering an exceptional liquid.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Some more sake. This is a Junmai Daiginjo from Tamanohikari (who claim to have revived Junmai—sake made without the addition of alcohol—in 1964). Daiginjo is the highest grade: here half the rice is milled away before use & the rice is an heirloom variety: Wataribune.
Pic of the bottle wirh a blue label with a gold horizontal slash and a decorated wine glass.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 17/09/2026
What happens on censuses and the like? The British one looks for "ethnic group" rather than "race", though even that is a mixture of race, ethnicity and nationality.
Question 15 from

https://www.ons.gov.uk/file?uri=/census/censustransformationprogramme/questiondevelopment/census2021paperquestionnaires/householdenglandpdf.pdf
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 16/09/2026
MacDonald J is my new hero.
Several months later, H sought to reduce maintenance payments, vary aspects of the interim financial obligations and obtain, through s 37 MCA, an injunction preventing W from selling or renting one of their French properties. The court ordered a statement of no more than 15 pages to support H’s application. However, H served 206 pages, which were filed late. This included a 47-page statement, 134 pages of exhibits and a 25-page commentary. H asked the court to excuse these two breaches.The relief from sanctions was refused; H’s evidence was excluded. Without admissible evidence, there was no basis for reducing the agreed maintenance. Therefore, the application to vary the MPS order was dismissed.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 15/09/2026
A fantastic opportunity to acquire this three-bedroom detached family home, positioned on a generous plot in a popular residential part of Chigwell / Hainault borders. Requiring upgrading and modernisation, the property offers buyers the chance to create a superb long-term home while adding genuine value.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 14/09/2026
PS. I'm calling this "Just Intonation Monday" and have put on this...
The Wayward by Harry Partch. Cover of the first complete recording by the Partch Ensemble.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Some building works mean my kitchen is in disarray. I thought some sake might restore the calm. This by Hakkaisan. It's a Tokubetsu Honjozo which is towards the lower end of the premium sakes. Slightly chilled it is really robust. A huge kick of alcohol. One for drinking with food, I think.
The tiny 180ml bottle with a label in Japanese next to a carafe and sake class in spotted frosted glasses
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Shall we discuss the Bar Council's dress code again and its definition of "Business Dress".
In general, business attire means smart professional office wear. This will usually
mean a dark, dark grey or dark blue suit with tie or similarly coloured jacket and
either skirt or trousers, but this is not prescriptive. Counsel may wear clothing as
appropriate to their gender identity
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Hmm...“Decorative Wooden Table” you say? I’ll give you “suited to a ... communal setting.” Bit more dubious about its presence at receptions.
A pic of a wooden altar being advertised as a decorative wooden table.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Amazing stuff. I feel sorry for this chap. Though at least there seems a lot of interest in re-homing him.
Advert for a huge “large stuffed bear” showing 6 bids and a price of £25.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 12/09/2026
...or maybe not!
Pic of a screenshot showing an upcoming performance of Guy's Folio on 31 October in the National Concert Hall Dublin.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 11/09/2026
COMPULSORY PREFACE

(THIS MEANS You)

H ISTORIES have previously been written with the object of exalting their authors. The object of this History is to console the reader. No other history does this.

History is not what you thought. It is what you can remember. All other history defeats itself.

This is the only Memorable History of England, because all the History that you can remember is in this book, which is the result of years of research in golf-clubs, gun-rooms, green-rooms, etc.

For instance, 2 out of the 4 Dates originally included were eliminated at the last moment, a research done at the Eton and Harrow match having revealed that they are not memorable.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 11/09/2026
This one is so bad that I am afraid it made me laugh. The Platonic form of court maladministration!
Express Solicitors recently had a claim listed for trial, followed by two applications that the ‘system’ wrongly listed as trials instead of interlocutory hearings.

When an erroneous deadline for the hearing fee wasn’t met, the DCP automatically struck out the entire claim. It took two months to undo the damage caused and the claim has been delayed by a further six months as the original trial date was lost.
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 10/09/2026
This biggest jump scare on this one is the following twaddle in the Terms and Conditions. I'm amazed that anyone actually engages with this "Modern Method of Auction" nonsense and doesn't just tell the vendors, estate agents and auctioneers to get stuffed.
Fees & Charges Explained
This property is for sale by the Modern Method of Auction, meaning the buyer and seller are to complete within 56 days (the "Reservation Period"). Interested parties’ personal data will be shared with the Auctioneer (Iamsold).
If considering buying with a mortgage, inspect and consider the property carefully with your lender before bidding.
A Buyer Information Pack is provided. The buyer will pay £349.00 including VAT for this pack which you must view before bidding.
The buyer signs a Reservation Agreement and makes payment of a non-refundable Reservation Fee of 4.50% of the purchase price including VAT, subject to a minimum of £9,600.00 including VAT. This is paid to reserve the property to the buyer during the Reservation Period and is paid in addition to the purchase price. This is considered within calculations for Stamp Duty Land Tax.
Services may be recommended by the Agent or Auctioneer in which they will receive payment from the service provider if the service is taken. Payment varies but will be no more than £450.00. These services are optional
Reservation Fee Applies
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Jacob Gifford Head @giffordhead.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Hmm... I obviously can’t see for looking. FWIW, I thought this was encouraging me to buy a digital copy of the magazine. Especially when the bright “subscribe” button in the top right seems to lead only to a Substack signup asking for an email address (which I assume is also digital only.)
Today’s article is paywalled. To read it, you can subscribe to Vittles for £7/month or £59/year, or you can buy the whole issue – which contains everything from deep dives into the halal influencing scene, to long reads on the history of MFK Fisher’s hidden role in introducing Japanese food to mainstream US culture, as well as an exclusive short story by Booker-longlisted author Rebecca Perry. Order your copy now!
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