Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A couple stopping, having an argument, then walking on but about ten meters apart, both silently fuming, both wearing a pair of novelty shrek ears 1172
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sorry Ed, hole in the wall all new gang was more than ten years ago, statute of limitations etc 000
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm not a lawyer but I am a dude on the internet so I reckon I could probably give it a go, maybe even take a few points off Serena whilst I'm at it - what's your issue? 171
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone is going to say the photos one, but six (in the service station) is the creepiest (snd the best), the train station one is the nastiest, in that Sapphire & Steel are total dicks, and the animal rights one where McCallum has to act getting attacked by a floating pillow is the funniest 000
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is that the Yellow Pages Fly Fishing guy sat in the tree? 110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Seems like the kind of thing poindexters would say 100
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In honour of Richard O'Sullivan here is the Album Of The Tele-Stars I found in a Seville junkshop which devotes considerably more space to him than it does to the likes of spiderman or superman or Harrison Ford 020
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Presumably because of some undiagnosed brain injury I have made the mistake of trying to visit the Edinburgh festival using British train infrastructure and it is going about as well as you would expect 030
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What if I had been hiding behind a rock or a big pipe whilst a squat, mean-faced bad guy hunted for me? What if I had been doing a surgery on a great concert pianist's delicate hands? 110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You've all gone straight for threads because you're basic but I've now got Mark Owen's four minute warning stuck in my head 010
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I don't really know where the cool kids hang out tbh 100
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 24/06/202690% of everything else so far: "you know this beloved IP! But what if it was cool? And by cool we mean specifically what people in Worthing in 1991 thought was cool, so everything will look like some knock off Jamie Hewlett, apart from when it has big old manga eyes" 000
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Based on the big studio presentations I've seen here is my Annecy inside scoop on some of the exciting future projects you can expect 110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Yeah I feel like Ripley would be at home here, it's extremely pretty and very swanky and there's a fair few people probably worth murdering 100
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Was so surprised to meet another writer in Annecy (which features zero talks about writing, unless you count G*rvais and his cats thing) that I tried to help them network at a 'party', forgetting that I have no ability to network and don't even understand what networking is, terrible scenes etc 240
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Police van parked up near my usually lethal pedestrian crossing and weirdly all the cyclists aren't bombing through the red light, what gives wimps? I thought you were bold lycra road warriors who cared nought for the laws of men 120
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I hope all four films are very straight, dull biopics but one of them is a Monoid and it's never referenced by any of the other characters. Maybe the Monoid beatle is called Simon just to confuse things. 031
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 18/05/2026My take is that political voting does make us a bit more likely to get null points if our song is only average, cos we haven't got an automatic greece & cyprus/scandi/former Yugoslavia thing going on, but it doesn't affect us if we have a banger, and nobody is "voting against" us 110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Why deprive us of what would have ended up as quite a funny Bridget Jones hapless boyfriends fight scene 010
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Christ Almighty what is wrong with you losers just use Claudia to summarize the top 100 books so you have more time for business deals and the gym 191
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026They do use the other half of the clock on the steamier spin-off, Countdown Nights 100
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Forgot the alt text. The alt text is "vintage photos of different types of people next to different types of dog, the last of which is exactly the kind of thing you'd find on a third tier britpop band album cover circa 1993" 020
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 29/12/2025happy to announce I've found a new ephemera collecting niche for 2026 160
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I'm mainly just bitter at my lack of life-model royalties 010
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2025A GCSE in "how to argue with that one really annoying development guy who is adamant that Arthur's character arc is over as soon as he gets in the sleigh and who also doesn't understand jokes of any type" would definitely be useful 120
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Bonus tie-in with Boots' No7 beauty creams. Which can be the new favourite drink Tron Bond likes to order, why not. 110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025His new catchphrase would now be "the name's Bond, Tron Bond. From the computer". You could do a nice bit of graphic design on the poster with the 'On' that is in both Bond and Tron 1110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Didn't mean to type beloved twice there but I guess it just emphasises how beloved he is 190
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto 79920
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025No, I assume all those missed millions have been donated to sick kiddies or some bullshit like that :( 030
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I finally signed up to PLR two decades after first intending to do it and was worried that the payments would be enough to make me really regret being so slack but today has very much set my mind at rest 230
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Oh, fair enough, I assume it's for Malala who probably justified a bit of airport panto 010
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Ludicrous security pat-down at the RFH, is something happening on the southbank or is this your standard Everyone Has A Two Day Flap After An Incident a Hundred Miles Away 230
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 30/10/2025There used to be a buoy with some seaweed on it in the Thames near Vauxhall that looked a bit like Terry Nutkins and whenever I walked past it I would say "hello Terry Nutkins" 130
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Oh god now I really want to see you welling up on the Repair Shop after they pull away a bit of cloth to reveal stoved in baby's newly unstoved face 140
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Yeah, I'm not knocking it, especially Murray, but sometimes you want some juryo too 110
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Alternatively for the more committed/self employed there's Midnight Sumo's full 8 hour-a-day Livestream on twitch & YouTube 2102
Gideon Defoe @gideondefoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I assumed this was on as a Robert Redford tribute then laughed when it perversely turned out to be the absolutely terrible 2000 version (not that there are any good The Great Gatsby films because it's The Great Gatsby, obvs) 000
