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Well yeah i see that now but cmon jesus for fucks sake like

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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 9h
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Man Sweating Nervously
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 14h
I don't think anyone should be just fucking with Danny Trejo like this. He ain't no slouch.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
always go for the funnier shape thats like being alive 101
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuckers stole my idea
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazing!
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've printed out a thousand copies of this skeet and mulched it into a slurry which I am now spreading thickly across the land with a giant slurry spreading machine
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah well then explain why my name is Turok Johnson and my dad bought a cool sword right after I was born
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now THAT'S a file thay will put a virus on computer
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or diahhrea
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably some tiny thingy in a watch that spins at 8 bagillionez miles per hour
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is sonic it will be vorechan
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every day is Sunday if you are prepared to recieve the good word. Or if you can trap youself in a time loop.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If asmongold has ever fucked, he must have really not liked it.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I tend to play as female characters in most games, especially if there are specific voice options. I tend to find the lady voices more unique and wider ranged. Lot of dude voices are Nolan north with +- to attitude. I mean I laps prefer looking at them for 80 hours rather than some lump of guts.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never understood the birdman vitriol. There were some incredible scenes in that movie, and all the stage play stuff was phenomenal. I can get why it may not to some peoples taste but I never understood the hatred of it.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it says it could then
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I could really do with a vacation to that endless white void from THX1138. Seems cozy. And peaceful.
THX1138 from the movie THX1138 has a relxing snooze in an endless void
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sure they won't give it a nice wet coat of ai slop
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Indeed. "bash" what exactly, stupid incorporeal hunk of metal
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Giant Bomb Mike Minotti
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll pilau it
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is your sister a member of a drug cartel
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
free treehouse
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dr evil announces his intention to build an entire steel mill
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's intolerable really, and the voice recognition has gotten so bad, it used to pick me up perfect before but now it's like its pretending it doesnt speak my language so it doesnt have to talk to me. I need this stuff out of everything.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man calling out hey google set a timer for 15 mins used to work every single time, now it thinks about it for 8 seconds before asking me how long to set the timer for. its worse.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They took rocket boosting from us
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Theres been an odd surge of bizarros lately claiming mass effect is bad and ws never good, so we have to be diligent
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's also never been true. Ever.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hah literally the first thing that came into my head 🤯
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken could you sum them up please I don't agree with using AI
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's so beyond victim complex I don't even know what it is
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I remember when you could watch porn on youtube
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jan you were told not to look at GTA VI promo art. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bi-sness
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Interviews go a lot better if you bring a summoning circle and just go buck wild
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grubb is lister, bakalar is cryton, Dan is Rimmer, Mike is the AI computer ship lady, Jan is the cat
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
None of this shit is ever going to get cheaper either. It can only get more expensive, unless the AI lords somehow get even MORE subsidies
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pre-installed on my Sega Master System. Alex kidd in miracle world is hardcore AF
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World Gameplay
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AI integration is a modern day version of putting Radium in toothpaste so your teeth glow in the dark.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Radiohead - Ben Starr
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7...
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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İlhan Burcu: Romantic Feeding Moment
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pawtism
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
haha! how have i not seen one with the curb music either
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A right young whippersnapper
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wokred in a vodafone shop at the time and I remember toward the end of their lifespan we were selling them for practically nothing to ged rid of them. A sad day.
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Splodge @giantsplodgedotcom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh aye I had one, for me it was massively dissappointing because I love the phone bu the hardware and everything lagging and being unresponsive killed it. HAd to reset to faftory settings every day to fi whatever memory leak or whatever was killing it. tis a shame, they looked rad and were cheap too
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