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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Isn’t the UK more than one country? It’s the little things that make my eyes twitch.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A skunk blast can snap you out of a lot of things. Our dog is now happy to look out the window by the door instead of going out to see her cat friend. It also tastes horrible and sticks to hair. I had to shave so I didn’t barf while washing my face. I should have shaved the dog, too.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Keep hammering them at every opportunity.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can relate to that guy. We have our wedding gift, her parents, and the set from before our wedding. I think we still have silverware from our wedding gift that hasn’t been put into service after 32 years. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy birthday.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That needs to be tested
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I had it I would eat it. You don’t just throw bacon away. What are they going to do, put me jail for smuggled bacon?
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I agree. I have enough problems with skunks, foxes, and raccoons.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My wife saw one in the yard a few years ago. I don’t want one on the porch.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We’ve been watching Shoresy on Hulu. Mixing Canadian humor and hockey seemed like a good time.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It worked this morning. "Every single day I will be fighting for you with every breath in my body. I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve." - President Trump This will truly be the golden age of America.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Message failed to send. I tried it with and without the quotation marks. It’s a work phone, so whatever. 🤣
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As a Giants fan, may they become salad shooters with feet.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It worked.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Super aggressive pinkeye
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What stops a future president from firing any or all Supreme Court justices?
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
In no particular order Broccoli Cauliflower Walnuts Brussels sprouts
static.klipy.com
Frank Gallagher: I Made A List
ALT: Frank Gallagher: I Made A List
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That is a damn good team. Congratulations, Carolina.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s hot. I might have ice cube soup for lunch. Dinner is too far off to consider.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Last month I forgot to look first. One of our dogs mistook a skunk for their cat friend. It didn’t end well. 🤢
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There are lots of way to break equipment. The ones that aren’t obviously intentional are very few.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m intrigued. What’s inside the mesa that fried and broke a directional bore drill bit? I work on the machinery side (not with them) so I’m curious.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There is some strange shit happening there. I’m not sure why they waited so long to drill vertically into the mesa but they didn’t ask for my input.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They’d get some Subdudes, some Zeppelin, some Duke Ellington, and a beer.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Is he a Duggar?
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Not the meteorite that many have been wishing for, but pretty cool.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I got a check for $0.53 a couple weeks ago. This would feel like a tax refund.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A utility pole is my guess
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Not yet, there isn’t.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’ve never been indicted before.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I loved it. My coworkers we convinced to sing, too.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My wife sent flowers to my office for my birthday one year.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Why risk disappointment?
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That’s the glitter to distract from accomplishing nothing. The press seems to like the glitter.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That was part of why I bought a different brand of tractor.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oxygen thieves
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Every pop up had three balls. Not great.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have to vote for the beaver. It makes me think of Monty Python.
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a man with horns is talking to another man with a beard and says with nasty big pointy teeth
ALT: a man with horns is talking to another man with a beard and says with nasty big pointy teeth
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Our two when they were just a couple months old.
Two French Bulldog Border Collie mix puppies on the couch.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Rug burn.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
There is one way they can get my DNA with my consent. Have they already got it? Not that I have knowingly given.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m not in any of those states. The Nexus Pass is for “easy” travel between US and Canada. It’s probable that the Canadian government was more thorough than the US government on the background check. Fingerprints and retinal scans were required.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
More unnecessary bullshit making life difficult for women.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What a bunch of shit. I had to supply my birth certificate to get my Real ID and my passport and the Nexus pass. Does none of that prove citizenship?
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
That, too.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They also say that RealID isn’t adequate. With all the hoops I had to jump through to get that and now it’s worthless? What a bunch of dicks.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If it leads to a run on the banks, we’re in trouble.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Someone needs to put him in skates. His ankles would fail pretty quickly
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I would create a DoorDash account to have more delivered.
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giantducks.bsky.social @giantducks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That would be acceptable
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