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The Ghost of Groucho

@ghostofgroucho.bsky.social
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If you take me too seriously, the joke is on you! I am not for everybody! A Fatalistic Pessimist since 2015 PS: If you have a whiff of MAGA, you will be blocked !

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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.” ― Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Epstein believed himself to be Trump's “closest friend"
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Chapelle is Shuckin' and Jivin' for the Royal Family! What a disgrace.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I want two things for Christmas this year: 1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise 2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson. Not asking for much, y'all
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
E.T's girlfriend?
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“after careful consideration and an extensive review of (their) North American business strategy,” Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand. Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The US Mint just revealed its Charlie Kirk Coin!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Wonder how MAGA W's appointees are.....
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
THANK YOU ERIC!!!!!!! Words MATTER and Words can be weapons! Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Chinese government has an EASY way to correct the record and correctly place the blame. Will they?
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We are in the dumbest of timelines!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The 1970's Frayser is VERY different than today's Frayser!! You are 100% correct, it used to be a great place. Its run down now, sadly. Same goes for Parkway Village. It used to be super nice, now its a war zone. Heck, in the 70's, all the TV5 wrestlers lived in Frayser!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Take 18 Billion from American States and give 20 Billion to Argentina in a bail out. Make Argentina Great Again
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Weeks ago i posted that I thought someone, anyone, should declare their run for the presidency and promise an end to the tariffs and offer up free healthcare (among other things) as a platform. While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Fear Not America! We are safe and in good hands! We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us! (you may facepalm now)
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
That 23% are probably the same people on election day that said "Wait, Biden is not on the ticket?"
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It makes sense when you are told not to think for yourself.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If Steve Martin were to have been invited and had gone: "It was never easy for me. I was born a rich Saudi Arabian. I remember the days, sittin' on the Throne, singin' and dancin' with the Sultan of Brunei down on my Yacht..."
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I can hear the jokes now: "In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle "The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK "in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
In My High School Bible 2 class (Private school) i can still remember a student asking the teacher "Why did god create wasps that sting". The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault" I shit you not, that was his answer!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
OR he could have said "... to my friend Ted Cruz, man, just CUT IT OUT."
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I hope the vast majority of those serving today feel the same way. It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hakeem is the RIGHT man for the Job at the WRONG time in history. Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger. DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite. Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Since Ted Cruz is tinkering with A.I. on his fellow peers in congress, i thought i could have some A.I. fun too! I give you the newest member of The Village People. Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual' Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A.I. is fun! If anyone here is on Twitter (I am not), feel free to share this image i just created of ole Ted on that thread of his.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Back to the Future? Headline from 2020 www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...
forbes.com
Trump Tariff Aid To Farmers Cost More Than U.S. Nuclear Forces
The $28 billion for farmers raises questions about using taxpayer money to shield policymakers from the consequences of tariff increases.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
When Memphis held our BLM protest, we were well behaved and a model for other protests. But right now we are being provoked. It wont take much to ignite a fire here. I too am hopeful nothing happens.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A little A.I. creation of my own.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
For the Non Memphis folks, Frayser is a part of town where all of the non white folks live. If you wanted to start a race war in 2025, deploying troops, national guard and unmarked cop cars in Memphis is the place to do it!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A MAGA pal of mine once said that Joe Biden has made the USA the laughing stock of the world.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I was 13 years old and had 13th row seats to the Long After Dark tour on February 3, 1983 at the Mid-South Coliseum! WHAT A SHOW!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"A lot of folks on your side are too" Uh, the folks on "your side" are NOT the sitting President of the united states!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Exactly the way Donald trained Jeff on his methods.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I needed this!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
A post i needed BADLY today! Still, its cold comfort.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Roger Waters taught us some Spanish at a concert. He projected it all the way across his massive stage!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Good to know. Most times when people find courage like this there is the "Ex" or "Former" descriptor in front of their names.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
PEOPLE OF EARTH! LISTEN UP!!!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Is he currently serving?
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Is this shutdown MORE about Insurance Premiums or The Epstein Files? By shutting down, Johnson does not have to swear in that new Congress Rep.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
What can WE do about it without a leader? An army needs a general to lead them into battle. Dems do not have a single individual that can get millions to respond to a "Will be wild" post. Without leadership, we are all just a bunch of angry people yelling aimlessly in the streets.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
His constituents need to surround his house in Louisiana and have 24 hour shouting events. MAGA is pushing us a step closer to the Pitchfork and Torch part of this saga.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
EACH DAY i feel like we are slipping further and further away from anything that resembled the USA that i grew up in, while also feeling like there is no one coming to save us. Hakeem's ONLY gotten his dander up when DJT posted that AI video of him. Outside of that, its been strongly worded letters
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Obamacare was a slang word for the ACA. It was never officially called "Obamacare" by the government. Trump, OTOH, is starting with the branding of his name into our daily lives. Just shoot me now, please.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
DECODED: "We get to do legislation without actually doing any real legislation" What page of Project 2025 are we on and what agencies does P2025 call to be eliminated?
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I run a small business. I get my insurance through ACA. MAGA is making it so unaffordable. Our government wants to kills us!
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Don't judge the guy, he just wants back into the party that hosts "Drug and Sex parties"! (His words, not mine) Maddy just wants to get his kink on.
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I got this SOS email from BCBS of TN about MY insurance plan! I run a small business and get my insurance through ACA. MAGA is going to make my insurance unaffordable. Our government wants to kill us, folks!
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