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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 17h
“Fa love Pa”.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you read it out loud, it sounds just like Hegseth talking. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s the other thing?
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t call her chatGPT anymore. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump and Elon were never gonna give Paxton a blank check. That dude’s a criminal. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Running? 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some kind of medical device. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Panko spinach grilled-cheese would hit the spot.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This level of selective memory. It’s like a borderline personality disorder. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Navarro. Hassett. Lutnick. Rollins. They should do a series.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmmm. How can I monetize my coma?
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d love it if Trump turned Texas blue and kick started a green revolution.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pompeo will always be “a heat-seeking missile for Trump’s ass” to me.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet Duffy has a nice chair.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The town I grew up in had a pizza place where you had to keep the pizza box perfectly horizontal or all the pepperoni would slide to one side on a puddle of grease. Delicious. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just start swinging your arms. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just heard a newscast that stated the average time needed to build a house now is 11 months—used to be three or four.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not saying Trump’s worse than a global pandemic. I’m saying he’s just as bad.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It must be better. It’s $20 bucks a gallon. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When your neighbors won’t take your calls.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How about get your ass front and center. You should be bragging about the price of heating oil In rural communities.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hannity had a tweet prepped and ready to go.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why no harsh words for Harry Enten Trump?
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m convinced Trump is punishing republicans who scrubbed their websites and want some distance. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump and global pandemics—peas and carrots. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Democratic Party needs to fund Angie Nixon in Florida.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sucks we’re paying for it, but have you seen trump’s approval numbers?
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Hey ladies. Get behind me.” —MWM
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually, it’s one of those troll dolls where the eyes pop out. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And heating oil is up 35-45% depending on the region.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s the big time. He should upgrade his staff.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this the “evil is good” tour? Looking at you JD. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tough on crime. Hope we get a comment from Cruz, sooner than later.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s going to “expel the warmongers.” Pot meet pot. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Senator Cotton was spewing that crap months ago. How about trillion dollar companies pushing their “sweet deals” onto residential customer’s water and power bills? That’s the backlash. That, and the sheer scale of resource demands on local communities.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get the glass bottomed ones. No one steals the good stuff. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what the red state/blue state breakdown is?
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frozen burritos are quick and good. Maybe with some grated cheese and diced tomato.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flip-flops. Check. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s fine. Let’s move on to Trump’s War with Iran.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry trump. I’ve got the receipts.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always forget the Fritos. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would it hurt for RFK Jr. to give an all clear or some kind of time frame? You shouldn’t be able to just move on from a contaminated food supply.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Israel and the United States started dropping bombs on February 28th.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't overreact to the SCOTUS SAVE database decision today Page 6 of the decision makes clear that we are in the 90 day statutory window when mass changes cannot be made to voter lists! Yeah it's a shit decision for the reasons the 3 dissenters say but we can deal with it. More to come...
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Supreme Court Allows Expansive Voter Screening Tool Ahead of Midterms (Gift Article)
Critics of the Trump administration system to monitor the citizenship status of voters had raised alarms about privacy and improper voter purges.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The bombing began Feb. 28th.
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m afraid Trump’s moved on—to The Kennedy Center. 😂
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ghost crab @ghost-crab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real world problem :-)
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