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Matt E 🐸

@gfoyle.bsky.social
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just let people live their lives in TX, love PDX SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 ready for the Butlerian Jihad David Lynch, Gene Wolfe, Deerhunter, The Clientele, Yo La Tengo, Sugar Plant, White Poppy, Helado Negro, NBA Spurs

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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are you sure that's not Natalie
Pic of 2 indistinguishable MAGA blondes side by side, purportedly Ivanka Trump and Natalie Harp
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dale Cooper's confused face with the caption: We live inside a dream
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Lt. Frank Drebbin from Police Squad TV show, in front of exploding building with 'nothing to see here' hands up
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dude, haven't you seen the librarians' phones, where they get their daily edicts directly from the CCP
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why is it not 9-0?!
Text of 14th Amendment: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Have they tried . . .
Ty-D-Bol toilet cleaner logo, with a saluting guy in a captain's hat and blazer in a small speedboat looking like a Trumpian idiot
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
3 photos: top left showing the elephant pissing at the Texas Republican convention on June 13, 2026, top right showing the UFC octagon in front of the White House, the bottom is Pam from The Office show for the classic meme, "They're the Same Picture"
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ted has accurately described the Republicans here, gotta give him credit
Ted Cruz talking head on Fox saying, "They don't care if he's a sexual predator, they just want power."
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Trump is going to have Rubio and JD fight it out to determine which one will be his successor.
Headline from CNN story with first sentence: 
"Trump suggests he won’t take down UFC ‘Claw’ on White House lawn
Story by Kit Maher, CNN
• 3h • 3 min read

President Donald Trump is suggesting that the UFC lighting grid, known as “The Claw,” will stay on the White House South Lawn well beyond the fight there later this month."
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That sketch might be a Soviet spy in disguise doing an op, those artists drawings are not exactly accurate
FBI sketch of Philip Jennings from hall of fame spy show, The Americans
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, electricity serves as a conduit for Lodge spirits and a manifestation of evil, often linked to the "black fire" of destructive human emotion
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
www.reddit.com/r/comics/com...
Last frame of a comic drawn on Reddit, with the caption: "The internet won't care unless there are tits though, so here you go." Below the caption are two hand-drawn bird, designated as "Great Tit" and "Tufted Titmouse"
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Picture of Pam Bondi (blurred), looking down at a table while Epstein survivors (in clear focus) have their hands raised behind Bondi, with two of them glaring glumly at the back of Bondi's head.
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They should deport that halftime performer, I couldn't understand what he said.
Screenshot from YouTube of Kid Rock's song, Bawitdaba with lyrics: 

"Bawitdaba da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy, Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie! (repeat x4)"
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Your post recall a recent haunting image from the streets in Iran
Haunting image of painted graffiti on a wall in Farsi: "Who do we call when the killer is the police???"
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
But it's powered by AI
Glass canister of the green goo that is Satan from John Carpenter's creepy classic movie, Prince of Darkness
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I know Craig is a Brit through and through, but he always looked like a Russian agent to me and I could never overcome that impression to buy him as 007 in the Bond films
Picture of the Brit, Daniel Craig, peering up at the camera with a slightly bloody scrape his left forehead, looking Russian as hell
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
They SEE it because it is an AI image and they can't distinguish fantasy from reality anymore
A big ol pile of fantasy cash on pallets, presumably AI-generated
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Trump put a Nazi eagle on it
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
That dude needs to lay off the weed.
Headline from The Onion: "I Been Thinking Political Lately", with a column by resident stoner, Jim Anchower, with an idiotic beanie on top of his head just like Tim Poole
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
but you're making Nate Silver weep lol
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Matt Walsh says Trump is gay?!
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
And MAGA Republicans want $45 billion more to institutionalize this torture and abuse - more than all 50 states spend on prisons!
Quote from Don Moynihan, University of Michigan public policy professor [EDITED FOR BREVITY]: "The spending is so large it defies easy understanding . . . ICE will receive a 365% increase in detention, spending $45 billion, which more than the combined budget for all 50 state prison systems. . . . It is on the scale of the type of supplemental budgets that the US passed when engaged in foreign wars."
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
why don't you just use a fucking map
This image is a screenshot of some dude strolling through a mountain meadow, illustrating a link to a CNET story entitled, "How to use Chat GPT to find Hidden Hiking Trails"
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Googled this dude's image to remind my wife who he is (was?) and - do they know something we don't? Look to the right of the image
Image of a Google search tab for Antonin Scalia: a few nondescript photos of the subject on the left side of screen, a box and link to Oyez website (a legal info alliance, consisting of Cornell and others) in the middle, and over to the right, some basic bio facts: Born Mar 11, 1936 in Trenton NJ and Died Feb 13, 2016 in Cibolo Creek
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I guess no more weekdays at Mar-a-Lago or the golf course for Trump
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
2001: A Pace Odyssey
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
I'm sure in Trump's mind, he has the majority votes that count
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
you misspelled it
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
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Matt E 🐸 @gfoyle.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Donovan jamming with Spock over in the corner
Donovan singing I am the Shaman with warping stars whoosing by
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