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Halle Berry blew a kiss at the Barbara Streisand concert.

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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Like aye shorty call a Uber and leave then lol
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I shook that cargo addiction yrs ago. (A couple summers ago)
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I alarmed more an more by how young the people are when I go in places to conduct business. Is this really my life now.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
ESPN alert is triggering because it can be just the start of a game or your favorite player got traded or somebody died.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I keep Venmo on my phone in the rare occasion I owe a whte person money.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
trvmp staying alive out of pure spite. He’ll outlive Biden.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Embiid got appendicitis cmon man. Can’t catch a break.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Abomination to the Hulk:
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hoes make the world go round.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’m aint a big time fashion person but I do ok. I will say this: wearing the correct size clothes makes a lot of difference.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Rebirth Of Slick (Cool Like Dat)
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Free jewelry.
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Jalen Rose’s Guide to NBA Greatness
YouTube video by Forbes
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When Marky Mark Wahlberg reunites with his family after he gets rescued in Deepwater Horizon.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I got a busy day tomorrow but I’m kinda looking forward to it
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
KKKirby
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A Tribe Called SideQuest @peagle05.blacksky.app · 08/04/2026
A dessert that ain't ever done me wrong or switched up. A model of consistency.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don’t really like talking to people while I’m wearing sunglasses. It makes me feel like I’m untrustworthy lol
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I need to speak to someone about the conflict in the Middle East who will talk to me understanding that I’m just seeking info. Online is not the place to do that.
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Ian Hopkins 🇨🇦 🍁 @ihoplad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ohhhhhh, so a ceasefire means we have to stop killing people too, not just you? OK, got it. Anyway, bombs away.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Israel said all gas no brakes.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“Involve myself in your business” stuck in my head now, thanks a bunch
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Cuffin Season over and people coming back to the SL. You ain’t low.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Drink a latte on an empty stomach and lose 3lbs.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That thing is happening again where because somebody did something wrong, instead of just saying I don’t fw them anymore we start re-evaluating their place in history. And lying.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I miss Separation of Church and State.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Need more info on this Vrabel situation.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
An adult spelling bee sounds fun
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s important to realize when you’re out of your depth on or off land. You might drown.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I have adult content disabled so if you been flashing your voluptuous bosom on here I haven’t seen it.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Aye man some people was acting kinda strange about The Wire this evening. Everybody don’t gotta like what you like.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just realized my quotes are off so I gotta take back some of the awful things I was saying about yall for ignoring my questions.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Southland
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It sound like Fleetnik happening on the SL
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You will never have enough chip clips with multiple kids in the house.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just what I figured 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I just received some very disturbing news… Just found out teachers are having the kids learn their ABCs differently because kids thought “LMNOP” was a letter and also “YandZ.” 😵
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Green
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Chess King
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
College hoops folks: Thoughts on Mike Malone coaching next at UNC? They went outside the family for this hire but he’s a winner, NBA champ. Can he recruit and connect with college kids?
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My parents would call what orange is doing “Selling wolf tickets.” I hope he’s just selling wolf tickets.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Was just listening to 2 GenZ people at work have a polite exchange where they had different opinions on a project. It went on and on and on because nobody wanted to make a decision.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I text my homie this guy hit me back “sorry for the delay. Flying back from Madrid…” You mfer…
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Somebody said “We shall overKRUMP.”
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If they push their 2:30 meeting, then take their 3pm in the car they might can still make it by 5.
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sometimes I’d rather pay a stranger to do something than have a friend do it for free, because even tho it’s free, the friend gonna hit you wit the “friend tax.”
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big homie @getthefortune.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“Fractional” is the new corporate buzzword or maybe I’m late.
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