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Greg Etling

@getling.bsky.social
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Techie, former actor/singer...hopeful at the current state of this app :)

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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sad Mets fan meme with a thought bubble referencing the quoted post.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Derp
Tuxedo cat, with the derpiest mid-yawn face possible.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This really reminds me of the 2015 Banksy installation “Dismaland”
Man in a safety vest and sad looking Mickey Mouse ears stands beside a dirty old rocket ship ride (the kind that used to be outside the grocery store), and several strange pasted posters including “the more I know people, the more I love snakes,” and “Bankrupt is the new awesome”
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I feel like you deserve a cat tax payment from me for that joke:
An absurd tuxedo cat (totally not Smol Paul, but she aspires) sitting among computer paraphernalia, completely NOT HELPING the work get done.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The screwworm has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
The cryptkeeper (I mean, RFK Jr.) with what the poster hopes would be his last meal before his flesh is devoured by a screwworm hiding in the meat he is holding while grinning like the idiot he is.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Blep
A tuxedo cat, reclined lazily, with one heck of a blep, aka her tongue is sticking out of her mostly closed mouth. Ridiculous baby.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s literally this meme:
The “I made this” meme. A vertical 3-up panel of two blobby characters. 

In the first panel, the character on the left hands an indistinct round object to the character on the right. The character on the left says “I made this,” and the character on the right replies “you made this?”

The character on the left leaves. The second panel shows the remaining character, holding the object, and wordlessly pondering…something.

In the final panel, the expression on the character changes to a slight smile, and he says “I made this.” Thus claiming ownership over something that was clearly made by someone else, as if it is his own idea and work.

Hopefully I do not need to explain the relevance to the reader of this meme to El0n’s statements in the previous skeet.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
A tuxedo cat, just interrupted while grooming her belly, looks up at the camera with a slightly agape mouth while in a weird hunched squat.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And @flightradar24.com kinda ends up with BOTH as you zoom in.
Weird LGA map showing the old concourse in blue and the new concourse underneath it in white.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Check it out:
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Answered my own question - though the desktop @flightradar24.com map has the right configuration, the iOS mobile version has the mid-construction version with the old headhouse and C/D concourses
LGA airport map on FR24 that shows the wrong terminal B configuration.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Neurodivergent peeps:
Two men with nooses around their necks, the one in center frame asking the viewer “first time?”
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Basically you’re the accountants from the Good Place…?
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A ridiculous tuxedo cat lazily lounges on a work desk with such a look of ennui on her face
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Good Place" meme replacing Jason with Will Stancil. SPOILER: Jason (Will) figures out they are actually in the Bad Place, and Michael responds: "Will Stancil figured it out? Stancil? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
An absurd tuxedo cat, caught mid-lick.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
US Democrats, still:
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Blurry picture of JUMBO71, the C-5 super galaxy.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Bluesky knows.
The OP followed by a post that says “no reason…” accompanied by a photo titled “Carrot cake trends - consumption analysis and statistics 2025 report”
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Goose chase meme asking what the military plans are that require these munitions. The implication is that the Pentagon is planning one or more wars of aggression, in secret.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
So so sorry - just had to do the same this year for our 20 year old beauty. A good long life doesn’t make it easier to say goodbye.
Bea Arthur the cat, a calico queen worthy of her namesake, groggily lifting her head and looking at the camera having just been rudely awoken from her slumber by a human.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Same, same
Top down view of a person standing on one foot, directly on top of the Prime Meridian
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Cartoon character Homer Simpson, known for screwing things up and following it with the catch phrase/ sound "D'oh." Written over top is the portmanteau of "D'oh" and "DOGE" as "D'OhGE"
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Obligatory
Woman yelling at cat meme, only Kash Patel is the cat
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The core issue is - as right-wing political parties have changed and become more extreme in their ideologies, they have dragged the average to the right. Therefore, using the average as a baseline will make any deviation from the right-wing move look like a more extreme shift to the left. /4
Vertical time series graph of Congressional ideological polarization. Graph maps the average ideology of the House and Senate over time from 1971 to 2022 based on DW-NOMINATE scores, and shows significant movement over that time from left of center to right of center in both chambers, with a change of +0.13 and +0.14 for the House and Senate respectively to the right.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
See below for an illustration of what I mean in the earlier time series - it's clearer the issue when women and men in the data set are moving in a correlated direction. We need a more stable anchor that tries to be independent of the ideological movements of the parties themselves. /2
Original graph "A wide political ideology gap has opened up between your women and men in Germany" overlaid with a purple line of best fit for a portion of the data to show that the population average moves over time and should not be anchored to the X axis of the graph.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
We just said goodbye this week to our best girl Bea after 18 years of having her as a constant companion. I have been feeling this exact heaviness just so often the past couple of days. RIP Bea Arthur, loving companion, legend.
A calico cat, having her glamour shot taken in the natural light, but who has become distracted by something moving outside the window and seems ready to pounce away at any moment. RIP Bea Arthur, loving companion, legend.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Neil from accounting feels this pain…
Screenshot from “The Good Place” depicting a male-presenting person in office garb leaning over a cubicle wall, with a despairing but hopeful look on his face. In front of him is a name plate with the text “Matt - Weird Sex Things” and a code of letters numbers and made up symbols.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Kinda, yes…It’s how you act if you’re afraid of ending up memorialized like this.
Memorial to the Murdered Members of the Reichstag
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Election distraction therapy
A chocolate babka loaf cooling on a wire rack
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Who’s the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
Steve Buscemi meme, dressed casually in the hall of a high school, failing badly to pass as a high school student, with the quote “How do you do, fellow kids?”
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
The human centipede of debate prep
Matt Gaetz and Laura Loomer
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Stage photo of "Suffs" performance. Line of suffragists on stage, singing full out, no marking, advocating for their rights.
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Greg Etling @getling.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Scene from Mean girls film where a crowd of teenage girls all raise their hands.
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