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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 22h
In my experience, lady cats wanna hang out and also yell at bugs. Bean and Penny here, no exception.
A grey cat looks up toward the camera, wide-eyed as she stretches over someone's knee.An orange cat rests her butt on someone in an orange shirt playing a videogame, both looking toward the out-of-frame television.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh my gosh
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This really feels like Amazon actively pushing to redpill people. This came up (supposedly) because I was looking at masking tape.
"Customers who bought this also listened to these Amazon Music podcasts" section shown in an Amazon.com screenshot, suggesting Fox News Hourly Update, The Fox News Rundown, the NY Post Cast, The Dan Bongino Show, The Ben Shapiro Show, and the Tucker Carlson Show, and the Daily.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Pawn Stars meme image with Rick and Corey Harrison standing unimpressed at the shop counter, accompanied by the text "Best I can do is ABJECT CONTEMPT FOR YOUR MISTREATMENT OF PEOPLE EVERYWHERE"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I dunno man I think they've started getting along
Two cats sit near each other on a couch. One is colored grey, the other is orange. The grey cat is laying playfully on its back, entreating the orange cat.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Exceptional.
The Bluesky "Trending" panel showing grey squares instead of actual information because of platform tech issues.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Boy howdy this seems like something worse than bad news writing.
PBS News subhed: "For decades, presidents avoided even the appearance of profiting from their office. President Donald Trump is taking a different approach."
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I've tested this across two different ISPs, including clearing the cache. It's reporting a 404 error, including on third-party tools.
The English-US version of the Playerbase Rules page resolves an "Error 404" message
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”
A Truth Social post by Donald Trump in reaction to the Supreme Court hearing where arguments seemed to go poorly for his Solicitor General:

"We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow "Birthright" Citizenship! Prensident DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A grey cat resting on a black blanket watching a TV turns her head back toward the camera's perspective and perks her ears in slight annoyance.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Her hands look like this so mine can look like this
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A dog-shaped marshmallow pop with silly pupil placement, seen through its clear wrapper.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A grey cat resting her chin on fabric looks into the viewpoint of the camera.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This sparks joy
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This part of your intro is particularly well-stated:
"The average consumer can watch several movies and TV episodes a month or listen to hundreds of tracks, which explains the shift in distribution for music and video.

Playing games is different. Games are longer and more demanding. Most gamers are already served by the free-play markets, while others are happy to buy a few premium games a year. That’s cheaper than a Game Pass Ultimate subscription these days."
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
April 2022 Twitter post by Scott Adams: "Number of incurable health issues I cured in myself: 3"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Your video made me pull out these bad-boys from storage.
The covers of the two Unreal novels: "Hard Crash" written by Ryan Hughes, and "Prophet's Power" by Dean Wesley Smith. Both published by Pocket Books.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I (legitimately) like that one of the screenshots on the product page shows the internal Xbox performance telemetry overlay (see: top right).
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Malignant ghouls scamming people who don't know any better, and a feckless media spreading the scam for financial gain and to reaction-farm.
Headline from The Independent: "IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A meme based on the Simpsons showing Ralph Wiggum describing a nonsensical story to his parents, with the text "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat back over and they were going to kill America and I saw the drugs and the drugs looked at me"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Cartoon illustration of a horned red devil, recoiling in shock as it says "First of all, yikes"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Counterpoint: It's pretty easy (and phonetic), and this writer is a moron.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"It's a bear market!" [the "bear" in question]:
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I wasn't criticizing you, I'm saying the second half is important for people skimming. They might only see the bad part. I didn't say it was hidden or anything.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Dennis Nedry (the raptor)
A Jurassic Park action figure, with the name "Dennis Nedry" below a velociraptor.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
WSJ is truly bending over backwards to be sure their slander can still be effective against minorities, even long after the facts came out. This "corrected" headline, for example.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I swear your vid could be a classroom exercise for trying to dial in chroma-key on the carpet vs. your boots.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Grima Wormtongue whispering into the ear of King Theoden.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
She absolutely loves this ancient carpeting I'm tearing out.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"Cuomo knees unsuspecting actor in the groin."
Cuomo in a campaign video giving an awkward handshake, looking vapidly out-of-frame.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Meme of an irritated exotic cat wearing headphones with the text "Everyone has an adams apple dip shit it came free with your fucking having a throat"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Is it.. bad to lose 48% of your market value in the last three months?
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Editorial in charge of headlines/subheads/posts at NPR is doing everything they can to trick the public into believing there are "plausible" workarounds for something patently illegal, which are at odds with the plain language of the 22nd Amendment.
An NPR Bluesky post saying "The 22nd Amendment bans a person from being elected U.S. president more than twice. But some legal experts point to plausible strategies that President Trump could try to serve a third term."
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
A grey cat sits, leaning atop an open washing machine. Its ears perk to the side as it looks out of frame.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Good-lookin' cat.
A grey cat sitting in an upholstered office chair yawns dramatically, highlighting its fangs and tongue while its eyes squint closed.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Money where my mouth is
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Bro, just upload a copy of your union organizing email to Amazon, bro, it'll give you the emotional value of opening up to others.
A meme image showing a close-up on a white background of a crying man, implying a predator call for empathy. This is often understood as a modern illustration of "crocodile tears."
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
An orange cat lounges happily on a rainbow-colored crochet blanket.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
An illustration of a man standing outside of a paneled window looking in, with "NORMIES" written on the chest of his sweater and a speech bubble saying, "Ha Ha Ha ... YES!"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This probably isn't ideal.
An S&P 500 chart showing a five-day window, with the sudden 2.9% volume loss starting at 12AM between 3/3 and 3/4 2025.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
A grey cat sits attentive and bug-eyed in a white bathtub, viewed from above.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A grey cat sits with its ears perked back in the foreground, while an orange cat sits a little further back behind it.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A grey cat looks upward at a person whose face is out of frame. The cat's paws are reaching out to touch the person's leg. An orange cat sits partly obscured in the background.
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again"
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
How I find your email:
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Gestault @gestault.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A close-up of an orange cat, as it looks intently out-of-frame.
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