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Iain Graham

@gestalht.bsky.social
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Exile. Mackem. Nerd. Grump.

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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nice song you have there Newcastle. Would be a shame if something happened to it.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Skaven don't exist!
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Similar with uplands being grazed by tax payer subsidised sheep. Get rid of the sheep and let things grow again.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The red songs have higher bpm.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good way to tank any goodwill you had going into the job, i suppose.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fifa makes them train at a "stadium adjacent" training venue a day or two before the game. It's why England couldn't fly in last minute for the Mexico Game to get over the altitude.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I could see her trying to primary Chuck in the senate elections in 28.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wait, teenagers should be having more kids now? This is news, as a teenager on a council estate around the millennium. I remember well the opprobrium teenage mothers got back then.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Didn't want to win the thing anyway.
France vs England
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
And Keir's getting larger!
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Didn't realise Tim's pipes were that good. (:
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
How far can the Sunderland magic carpet ride go before we plummet back to earth? Is it after we win the title 6 pointer against Arsenal?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Or if the gift-giver has young children, engage in a war of escalation.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I misread and thought you meant Lovejoy...
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Stealing a living.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
So Gray is talking about the players, not the fans. As far as anyone knowing the depths of despair after a playoff loss, I can understand him telling players to not get carried away yet.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Which joyless knackers have been criticising us for celebrating a last, last second winner in a big game? If you can't celebrate that, then why are you interested in football?
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Were there 18 tables? Or did you get to skip some of the odder names?
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I found this when I searched for the shirt. Colour seems more "red".
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Looks lovely with that filter on, but is a brighter red on the store. Still a beautiful top though.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And yet they only put one of them in the 5 egg multipacks. A scandal.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
He's taking the bargaining phase of grief to new heights.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I've been in Denmark for 15 years. It is eye-opening to see what the price of stamps is when I get a birthday/Christmas card from back home. Surely they're still 26p?
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
When you were mine hits all of the right buttons.
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Iain Graham @gestalht.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Makes a Sunderland fan proud.
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