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Theresa

@gertiethedino.com
2.4K followers 332 following 1.4K posts

Disney Parks-loving, Orioles-cheering, Parks and Rec-quoting accessibility advocate and higher ed marketing professional from Baltimore with low vision. She/her.

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Theresa @handle.invalid · 10/08/2026
Gertie the Dinosaur celebrating Jordan’s birthday by wearing a red party hat that says Happy Birthday, a noisemaker in her mouth, and surrounded by confetti.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 04/08/2026
Birdland the rest of the season.
Ben Wyatt holding a doll he made saying “do you think a depressed person could make this” with Adley Rutschman’s head poorly copied and pasted on the doll
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 03/08/2026
The Mary Blair mural from the Contemporary
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 18/06/2026
Screen shot of an article from Clickhole with a photo of the Brer Fox animatronic holding a beehive over a Brer Rabbit animatronic. The headline reads 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 10/06/2026
Since I can’t watch MASN, I’m enjoying the totally normal things happening on the Gameday 3D view.
Screenshot of Gameday in the MLB app, which includes the following:
- a player growing out of the dirt in the batter’s box;
- a batter facing the pitcher head-on with hit fists raised;
- a bat levitating in the air behind him.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 31/05/2026
I can’t believe I was at another totally improbably win 🥹
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 05/05/2026
Sigh. What a rotation this could have been….
Screenshot of fantasy baseball app showing Trevor Rogers, Garrett Crochet, Sonny Gray, and Tarik Skubal on the 15-Day IL
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 05/05/2026
It’s bad enough the Orioles are falling apart, but I can’t even escape the starting pitcher rotation injury woes in my fantasy league 🫠
Screenshot from ESPN Fantasy baseball that shows Trevor Rogers, Garrett Crochet. Sonny Gray, And Tarik Skubal all on the 15-day injured list
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 21/04/2026
I like to think that Disney purposefully released this while I was still in the parks
A tiny Gertie covering the top of a red straw with actual sized Gertie in the backgroundA wider shot showing the entire cup with images representing Disneys Hollywood Studios, including Gertie, the millennium falcon, tower of terror, and the Fantasmic dragon
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 27/03/2026
I didn’t see it until the end of the game, but pre-game they had someone making a polar bear ice sculpture too
Polar bear ice sculpture that looks like it’s trying to eat the ice sculpture of the Orioles logo
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 27/03/2026
@rochkubatko.bsky.social not the best angle of the press box, but my view of the rest of the stadium was pretty good lol
Orioles press box in Camden Yards
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 26/03/2026
Chonky Bird Flag!
The Orioles mascot waving a black flag with a pudgy Oriole bird on it Another angle of the Orioles mascot waving the flag
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 26/03/2026
Y’all, I’m so happy that my Oriole bird pin that I’ve had for probably 10 years will FINALLY get the respect it deserves thanks to the introduction of the Chonky Bird 😅
An enamel pin of a pudgy Oriole bird perched on a branch
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 25/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
Orioles fans and players on their feet cheering as JJ Hardy slides into home, with Steve Pearce fired up just behind home plate
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 19/03/2026
Same, Giant. Same.
Sticker label on produce from Giant marked as “not the best.”
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 10/03/2026
Birdland!!!! We will be able to see batting practice (for select games) again!!
Batting Practice Viewing and Early Access

Arrive early and watch batting practice! All ticket holders get access to Eutaw Street, Orioles Legends Park, the Flag Court, and Bleacher seats (sections 90-98). Select food, beverage, and merchandise locations will be open. Access is limited to the listed areas. Click below to view the full map.

Gates open 2.5 hours before first pitch

Entry available only through Gate A and Gate H

Game Dates: March 30, March 31, April 13, April 14, April 28, April 29, May 11, May 12, May 13, May 26, May 27, May 28, June 8, June 9, June 10, June 11, June 29, June 30, July 7, July 8, July 9, Aug. 4, Aug. 5, Aug. 18, Aug. 19, Sept. 3, Sept. 8, Sept. 9, Sept. 21, Sept. 22, Sept. 23C
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 05/03/2026
I hope that spammers never figure out that the only DMV in Maryland is the capital region and has nothing to do with vehicles lol
State of Maryland Department of Vehicles(DMV) Final Notice: Enforcement Penalties Begin on  March 6.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 04/03/2026
What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
Delmon Young with eyes wide and mouth wide open as a ball comes his direction
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 26/02/2026
@alicia.social RAT PIZZA PIN
The Muppets Jumbo Disney Park Day pin releasing on March 3 featuring Sam Eagle, Animal, and most importantly Rizzo the Rat holding a slice of pizza with the four Walt Disney World park icons in the background
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 20/02/2026
It’s so beautiful 🥲
Phone alert that a baseball game between the Yankees and Orioles is about to start.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 10/02/2026
Anthony Santander saying Oof.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account
Theresa as a 5-year-old standing in front of Gertie the Dinosaur
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 17/01/2026
Share what you consider to be a goddess tier album (The one in the quote tweet is my first choice as well, but this is also way up there)
Album cover for Details by Frou Frou featuring a woman wearing a short, white sleeveless dress sitting in an armchair while leaning slightly over to the side, looking off in the distance.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 13/01/2026
Today I got to meet Tucker, the @mariners.com team dog, and now I’m even more convinced the Os need a clubhouse dog!
A yellow lab standing on carpet while being pet by a member of the mariners staff.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 30/12/2025
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 12/12/2025
BreakingT wastes no time #Birdland
Two tshirts from BreakingT: one mimicking the Domino Sugars sign but with the text Dingers by Alonso and the other with a drawing of Pete Alonso in front of text that says Baltimore Polar Power
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 11/12/2025
Because it’s you, genuinely not sure if butts was intentional or supposed to be posts lol. And I know someone who will Bear with you - Polar style 😎
A beautiful shot of Pete Alonso from behind
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 03/12/2025
A fake orange pie signed by Adam Jones. I don’t think I need to explain the why lol
A synthetic pumpkin pie with whipped cream around the edges and a dollop on the middle, with the silver autograph of Adam Jones.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving
A crockpot full of meatballs and marinara sauce. A plate of Thanksgiving food, with turkey, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, a roll, and meatballs.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 17/11/2025
Sometimes you’re in a line to celebrate Life Day and you run into @pinkbunny.bsky.social!!!
Gertie the Dinosaur wearing a tiny Santa hat, next to the cutest little pink bunny you’ve ever seen
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 29/09/2025
I was so sad I didn’t have these on my phone to post immediately when wooden playgrounds were mentioned - I used to always ask my parents when we could go back to this one
Three photos of Theresa around age 3 or 4 climbing on wooden play structures.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 27/09/2025
I still can’t believe I found an adult version of this hat 💛
Theresa at age 5 wearing a hot pink hat with tiny Mickey heads riding the Skyway with her sister
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 27/09/2025
In my 90s era #RetroMagic
Theresa wearing clothes from 1990 including a blue and purple paint splatter shirt with Mickey’s face and a hot pink hat with tiny Mickey’s on it. She’s holding a park map with Gertie on it and the Chinese theater in the background
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score. My most quoted movie of the 90s, and it’s not even close.
Screenshot from Rotten Tomatoes for Don’t Tell Mom the Baby-Sitter’s Dead, with a 35% critic score and 57% audience score.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 07/09/2025
BEST WIN EVER
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 07/09/2025
Does your baseball team’s Hall of Fame display have a grocery store circular? I didn’t think so. #Birdland
A Weis Market circular ad behind a display case.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 06/09/2025
My contribution:
Green text bubble that says: Yay Mateo (bring back, nothing happened yet. 
Immediately followed by another green text bubble that says: Welp
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 07/08/2025
Adding to the Birdland Membership discourse, I’m glad they’re not eliminating the flex plan (which I thought they might do)! Do I wish they would go back to the benefits we had last year? Sure. But I’m glad they’re not making it a worse option next year!
We will continue to offer your same Flex Membership with no price increase and the same benefits from 2025. In addition, we are introducing an intuitive online exchange process to provide you more ease and flexibility when exchanging your games.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 02/08/2025
Who will bail me out if I try to kidnap Buck and force him to stay here the rest of the season?
Buck Showalter standing on the first base line at Camden Yards wearing a Savannah Bananas jersey.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 29/06/2025
@rochkubatko.bsky.social if you look straight ahead and squint you can probably see me lol
A view of the press box at Camden Yards from the Center Field Roof Deck seats
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 20/06/2025
Someone made it to her forever home today! So happy the newest Gertie in my collection was obtained in support of The Trevor Project and the Stop Hate fundraiser - check out @alicia.social’s links below for details on how you can get involved too!
A very large (about 1 foot tall) crocheted Gertie the Dinosaur towers over the OG crochet Gertie the Dinosaur. Both adorable.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 13/06/2025
First one off the top of my head
Cover of the Amy Winehouse album Back to Black, featuring Amy sitting on a stool in front of a chalkboard.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 28/05/2025
Why did no one tell me my life had been adapted into a comic book?? But for real, do I know anyone who has read this?
Comic book cover for The Adventures of Simone and Ajax. It features a girl in trendy clothes walking next to a small, green, Gertie-shaped dinosaur.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 26/05/2025
My Walt Disney's EPCOT book with notes from Herb Ryman - purchased for $6 on Amazon with the note that it "may have writing in the margins." Just wasn't expecting THAT writing! Also has a drawing from Nina Rae Vaughn and signatures of other Imagineers, including George McGinnis.
Cover of Walt Disney's EPCOT - Creating the New World of TomorrowA 2-page spread showing concept art of EPCOT Center by Herb Ryman - the top of the left page has a note saying To Dr. Haskell and family and the right page has Herb Ryman's signature, and a note describing the art - "A study attempting to show a sort of a glamorous, golden paradise."Scan of story boards for Meet the World, with a note from Herb Ryman written above it saying "Part of a story board showing Admiral Perry arriving in Japan - with gifts of various 'toys.'"Writing on the side of a page in a book saying "Herbert Ryman, 1981. A painting and design of the native dance area. The public sits on mounds of earth - fallen logs and stumps in a semi-circle. This pavilion to possibly be ready sometime 1983."
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 23/05/2025
Order of the ceremony, for those wondering
MAY 21, 2025 / 6:00 P.M. / SECU STADIUM

PROCESSIONAL

PRESENTATION OF THE COLORS
University of Maryland Honor Guard

NATIONAL ANTHEM
Mr. Noah Mond M.M. ’25

INVOCATION
Rabbi Eli Backman
Chaplain, Chabad Jewish Student Center

WELCOME REMARKS
Dr. Darryll J. Pines
President

GREETINGS
The Honorable Wes Moore
Governor of Maryland
Dr. Jay Perman
Chancellor, University System of Maryland
Mr. Geoff Gonella ’90
University System of Maryland Board of Regents

REMARKS FROM THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION
Ms. Laurie A. De Armond ’94
President, University of Maryland Alumni Association Board of Governors

CONFERRING OF HONORARY DEGREES
The Honorable Benjamin L. Cardin
The Honorable C.A. Dutch Ruppersberger

UNIVERSITY MEDALIST
Ms. Vainavi Gambhir ’25
Presented by President Pines

REMARKS TO THE GRADUATES
Mr. Gregory Garin ’25
Graduating Senior

INTRODUCTION OF SPEAKER
Ms. Varaa Kukreti ’25
President, Graduate Student Government

ADDRESS
Kermit the Frog

PRESENTATION OF COLLEGES AND SCHOOLS
Deans

ROTC OATH OF OFFICE
Maj. Gen. Janeen L. Birckhead

CONFERRING OF DEGREES
President Pines and Dr. Jennifer King Rice
Senior Vice President and Provost

MESSAGE TO THE GRADUATES
President Pines

RECESSIONAL
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 22/04/2025
I bought two canvas prints from D Street way back when featuring Vinylmations “in the wild.” I know at least one other existed by the Finding Nemo attraction; I’ve always been curious if any others are out there. Google has constantly failed me.
An 8x10 canvas print of a photo featuring a small one-eyed Vinylmation with sharp teeth standing near twigs and leaves in a planter, with a wall in the background that has the words Keep Clear painted on it.Another canvas print, this one with a photo of a Mickey Vinylmation wearing a red and yellow outfit with flames on his feet and an angry facial expression standing on a rusty, red metal railing.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 31/03/2025
@rochkubatko.bsky.social Did you expect to escape this on Bluesky?
View of the front Orioles press box at Camden Yards
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 29/03/2025
Uhhh MLB app, are you drunk?
Push app notification from MLB with the Oriole cartoon bird logo which says 

Orioles @ Blue Jays now
Ryan Mountcastle strikes out in the top of the 9th, 3 runners score. The Blue Jays beat the Orioles 8-2.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 18/03/2025
Several Pikachus are around the diamond, welcoming players onto the field. A lot of players in the lineups went right by them, but Kyle Tucker seemed the most excited about Pikachu being there lol #TokyoSeries #OpeningDay
A walk around Pikachu with an excited expression wearing a dodgers jersey next to a young Japanese child wearing a baseball uniform.Cubs players walking onto the field with the back of Pikachu’s head in the foreground as he greets them.
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Theresa @handle.invalid · 17/03/2025
I didn’t see anyone else mention this yet, but in the @orioles.com page for the Eutaw Street Block Party, the former Sportsbook restaurant is currently being rebranded as the Warehouse Bar and Restaurant this season. #Birdland
Screenshot showing a graphic for the Game Room at the Eutaw Street Block Party using imagery of the MLB The Show cover with Paul Skenes, Eloy De La Cruz and Gunner Henderson above text that says:
Game Room

Game Room
Play the newly released MLB The Show 25 featuring Orioles All-Star Shortstop Gunnar Henderson on the cover, along with other arcade games

Location: Warehouse Bar & Restaurant
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