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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 03/05/2025

@litfestinthedena.bsky.social has some awesome books on display here. Come check it out.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 23/03/2025

Oh your gym's bad because it's full of dicks? Mine is one level worse.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 15/02/2025

He's talking about Luigi, right?

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 29/01/2025

Wait? Plagiarism with AI? Never. I don't believe it...

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 21/01/2025

I knew I'd seen Melania's outfit before.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 20/01/2025

As we move into a kleptocracy, I've been wondering how I can get my slice of the pie. Become a slumlord? Start a pump and dump crypto? Nope. New business venture starts tomorrow. Designer. Bespoke Guillotines by Gainford.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 11/01/2025

Red sky at night.... something, something... worlds on fire delight, but it's ok, it's cyclical, and climate change isn't real.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 08/01/2025

Didn't you whine about property taxes that fund the fire department? Happy to go piss on your house for a hundred bucks.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 03/01/2025

"...innovative storytelling and insightful exploration of truth and fiction..." yes please. literarytitan.com/2025/01/03/l...

https://literarytitan.com/2025/01/03/literary-titan-silver-book-award-january-2025/

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 26/12/2024

Hipster nerd achievement badge unlocked.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 18/12/2024

I'm listed in the New adult fiction for the Carrickmacross library.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 02/12/2024

I'm trying micro fiction. Yes, I talk too much anyway and this would be a good exercise - www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-prize...

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 24/11/2024

Herself went to Canada for the weekend and left me at home with the baby. Turns out an 11 month old is no good at restraining me in a bookstore.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 24/11/2024

There. Fixed it. It was bugging the hell out of me.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 21/11/2024

I hit my 100 day streak on duolingo and still can't speak any more Italian than ordering a coffee and a croissant. Which I used to be able to do by pointing and saying "coffee and croissant please." But loudly and slowly because louder and slower is like a babelfish.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 21/11/2024

If you're interested in an apocalypse with a girl who can fix shit like she's MacGyver, a chase, a murder and a love back home to get to then I'd be happy to send you a copy. www.amazon.com/After-Fall-A...

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 18/11/2024

Spolier: It was on doordashing avocado toast.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 18/11/2024

Schrödinger’s invention. At the same time one of the most ridiculous things ever while being the greatest piece of genius in history. A stand to hold a kindle with a remote for turning the page. Stupid idea. But then there's lying in bed without dropping the kindle on your face for the tenth time.

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Gerry Gainford @gerrygainford.com · 13/09/2024

I wrote a book. 4 years after the world ends Haley is stuck on the wrong side of what's left if the wrong continent and just wants to get home. Reviews on Goodreads love it or call it #woke-trash. Get it now. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D6...

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