iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 20h

"Funny Videos With NO Context" "Funny clips from shows with NO context" God dude. Fuck man I kinda want the context. Ya know... Fuck... God forbid I want to experience a momentary ebb in my dopamine signals as I experience the setup to a joke.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Having chronic pain has taught me that medicine never works for shit and people will beg you to take a ibuprofen and then u do and it does nothing. So I have been completely blindsided by how this cold medicine's making me feel like . a boiled carrot.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fuck Dude. I'm gooning to this spam and eggs over rice. Shit man. Fuck. Fuck dude. Hell fucking yeah. shit man. pleasure is in all things everywhere. all the time. Joyous is the creature. underneath my skin there IS blood. yessss man.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I gotta set up for stream but i'll be fishing soon in enshrouded

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't like to judge people by looks but I just saw a youtube thumbnail where someone was reacting to a serious music video while clearly mewing and pretending that was what their face was just always like.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you don't eat every single grain of rice were you really hungry? do you deserve food?

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

taylor swift reportedly really big into the amazing digital circus. Titling her new album "Pomni Lover" it deals with the heartbreak of not having anymore tadc or fancomics to indulge in.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

everyone always tells you "you can be whatever you want!" but when you wanna smoke weed jack off suddenly it's "You need aspirations" and "you're a burden on society" and "You should die in a fire" well SOOOOOORRRREEEEEEY that WHATEVER I WANT isn't GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Very Soon A Stream Will Occur Where I WILL fish a LOT for NO reason.......... Except that i LOVE fishing.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"They put me in the __" joke format is an excellent icebreaker in random video game lobbies in my experience because it's not so absurd as to be esoteric (depending on what they put you in) and it immediately aggros the "Bro are you r*tarded" crowd into saying their signature catchphrase.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they put me in the elephants foot

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they put me in the chicken pot pie

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They put me in the suspicious stew

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I made homemade curry but then I ate the curry so I don't have a picture to show but it was good trust me

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every person alive has killed before. You haven't killed? Pft. Yeah right dude. Fuckin EVERYONE does it. If you're saying you don't you're just lying to virtue signal. But I'M the bad guy for owning a shovel??? (Guy who proports to not know where the body is)

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

everyone in my family has been literally physically ill and I'm starting to think my mental health tanking and my chronic pain flaring up are actually due to not realizing I literally have a low level flu.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When the high functioning depression becomes low functioning depression [bottom text] I was too tired to find a actual image ot make the meme

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think the thing about incels is it's like yeah if all you do is sit in your room and not talk to people and don't have hobbies and you refuse to go out to places and actually engage with people about things that outdoor people engage with you're not going to be having sex dude.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

least favorite comment in the comments section of things is "guys but nobody's talking about (placeholder text)" BRO! YOU'RE NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT (placeholder text)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

weird "christian" ""charity"" person followed me. You Can Convert As Many People As You Want You're Still Going To Hell ^_^

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Autism is a spectrum but which are you the "I don't want anything to touch me at all" autistic or "I need to be gently crushed in a trash compactor" autistic? I yearn for the trash compactor and have genuinely considered purchasing a full body latex suit for sensory purposes.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my initial gut reaction to this thumbnail was "this song looks like it's going to be childish and boring but i'll listen to it because it's teto" now I'm a detransitioned lesbian and puking and scream crying and shattering mirrors and shit

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

getting called "sir" by the plumber is gender affirming care to me

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

think it'd be funny if asriel was the knight in deltarune just from a perspective of "it'd be funny if asriel was the final boss all along AGAIN"

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Every second of my life is embarrassing so if you ever feel the need to tell me I've been cringe don't worry I know and I can't change it.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

after searching the whole entire house you won't believe where we found the charger for the power tool batteries... ... in the toolbox where we keep the power tools... 😔

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fishing Quest in enshrouded will continue today if fox and I can't find the power tools necessary to open the hole in the ceiling. If we can? Fishing quest might still happen just later in the evening. But I must warn you I'm going to be just EXP grinding by digging out copper lol

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Remembering the time someone on tumblr tried to scare me into thinking they were actually stalking me by saying only the vague information I've said on my blog about like where I live. It's like bro you don't have any info. Come kill me or shut up lol. Lazy stalker. Didn't even google anything.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

when you make a situation slightly awkward and have to resist the urge to say i'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I hate myself I fucking Hate myself I'm sorry You can kill me now You can Literally Hit Me with your car i'm sorry I'm so sorry

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

my head hurts so I'm watching funny video compilations that are making me have incredibly dumb complaints. I just watched someone slice rhubarb so slow I wanted to grind my teeth.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

once again ran into a bunch of funny videos and someone posted the dumbest fucking video of their stupid baby as if it was funny just 'cause they laughed. When will peoples opinions fit my objective truth that babies are not inherently funny.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I know for a fact that I'm not smart because I've never solved a rubix cube 😔

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A million dollars isn't even enough to wish for from a genie these days. All that will buy you is a somewhat adequate home in a city and then utilities on that house for a few years. You'd still need a job.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

every time i get too excited my body goes "that's too much we're shutting this fuckign shit down" and shoots incredible pain through my body.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

every so often I think "Guy with a penis?" because I forget they tend to have those and am trying to come up with a new drawing idea.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You Might Be Wondering What The Fuck I'm Doing? Me Too. Enshrouded Today. I hae to get a sfishing rod.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm gonna stream ENSHROUDED again in a little bit because my EXISTENCE is a PRISON and every day is a NIGHTMARE and I JUST want a BETTER FISHING ROD!!!!!!!!!!!

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

*feeling a straight mans soul possess me* I feel like I have to draw some sort of technicolor character with massive boobs?

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Guess who's closet ceiling is rotting from the upstairs toilet leakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing...

$An absolutely disgusting picture of ceiling rot covered in mold spores with several pink hearts overlayed bordering around the rot, some are glittery and all are ranging from purple to pink to red, there is also a pink picture of fungus and a polychromatic purple toilet in the image. The text "Cieling Rot <3 <3 <3 <3 `\ ( ^o^)/`" is displayed in a bright pink font with a white border at the top of the image.$

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Planning things with autistic people as an autistic person is like this: "Hey can we do x or are you too tired?" "Not today I'm too tired. But we can do x tomorrow." "I can't do tomorrow. I'm going to be tired." "oh okay. Saturday?" "Maybe Saturday, but the day before might make me tired."

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

ok I have food and I'm less angry I might stream soon...

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

pissed because eating food is mandatory. I love eating food but I don't want it right now but I know I need to eat food. UGH. I might stream today if I ever get food.

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love licking honey off a plate it makes me feel like a bear

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

just ate some homecooked curry

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

why am I Up at almost 2 am working on a comic about aliens that I won't share with anyone

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Looking around to see what I could feasibly defend myself with if a burglar came in, and realizing I'd have to bludgeon them with a 25 pound weight. ~Just Paranoia Things~

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm not gonna lie I've been playing too much goddamn pokemon

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germyjason @germyjason.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

seeing videos of old commercials kinda makes me miss them. They're still commercials but they at least tried to make their products seem fun and interesting and super great and didn't try to play open psychological games that betrayed their outright contempt for the consumer.

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