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@germsdean.bsky.social
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only AI I recognize
De La Soul Mosaic Thump (Art Official Intelligence) album cover
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tough couple of days for fans of the genre: guy that sings and plays guitar at a house party
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't marry me chicken pasta
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can libertarians fuck off already
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
On a side note, was rewatching the Kingdom of Heaven theatrical cut (only one I could find online) and oh boy is it incoherent compared to the director's cut.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pretty wild how Iran's strategy is pretty much "OK, pull up then pussy" and it's working
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.
Album: Pulp, Different Class
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can this guy fuck off to Mars already
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey, your ride's here
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remember when they were threatening people with jail time for burning CDs
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I honestly and sincerely believe that if they were named and marketed as LLMs instead of 'AI' we wouldn't be in this mess
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Werwulf is what Moira Rose would call a werewolf she was in
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Can this guy fuck off to space already
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Seeeeee ya 👋🏻
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Demanding that your movies/video games etc are "historically accurate" is really telling on yourself. It tells me where all of your "historical knowledge comes" from.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
So from what im seeing the Anthony Bourdain bio might be... good. To be clear, I don't need this. But if it's happening anyway I'd rather it was good.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They literally did the Glup Shitto joke in real life
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Early 2000s website idea: catgbt. com takes you to a low-res image of a cat using a computer while a midi track plays funky town. Gets one billion hits a day
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Remember this shit?
A tweet by "Uncut Germs" saying: "*me making the jerk-off motion so hard my hand catches on fire" above a tweet quoting Stephen Miller at the Kirk memorial discussing awakening a dragon.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Danny McBride is American Matt Berry and vice versa
Danny McBride Matt Berry
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I just saw William Morris AI slop. That's soooooo dark
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The simpsons. The real Simor Seymour Skinner tied to a chair by the people of Springfield being sent out of town on a train
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Youtube is wild these days. It's 90% Denzel Washington shows a mafia gangster who's boss. A mafia gangster shows a street thug a real gentleman gangster. A street thug shows a teen a real tough guy. And peaky blinders somewhere in there smoking and doing slow motion walking.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Bring back those DVD 3 packs that are like Jackie Brown, Die Hard 3, and the Boondock Saints
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My car is so sorry it ran over you foot
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It's going to be cool in like 20 years when everyone's like "Megalopolis is good actually"
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
To all the "men used to go to war" bros. There are literally wars happening right now and I'm sure with a little initiative you could get involved. Go on, off you fuck
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Why don't they make the phone out of phone case
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It's wild that the WWII generation were barely in the ground before the USA turned around and was like, nah fascism is good actually
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think what sucks about 'tech' being involved in space exploration is that they're doing the 20th-century space race in reverse. Trying to make money off it before it's actually done anything.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Meh, I was always more of a fan of Keith Rural
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Fucking try to tell any of these people what to do, or to moderate their behavior in any way. See what happens.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
*me making the jerk-off motion so hard my hand catches on fire
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I've always heard about Daniel Day-Lewis making shoes. Never seen them, but I'm certain they look like this:
A like drawing of a whimsical boot.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
Robert Redford looking cool as hell in a cowboy hat.
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Generational L
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If you're a 'promt engineer', that just means you're the robots shift manager 👎🏻
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
'Do you like me, yes or no' note
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
At the time I thought the premise of the Watchmen series was goofy. Shows what I know
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Brody from the movie Mall Rats offering his enemy chocolate covered pretzels that he's touched with his bum hands
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Yeah, why not. Just hook everything up to the lying machine. Go nuts
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The first guy to casually grip the neck of his flack jacket with both hands must've really known they were cooking
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I'm not listening to that shit. But, if Joe Rogan had the director of the FBI on his show and didn't ask him about aliens, UFOs, or MIBs, he's clearly sold out his core values. Hate to see it
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Going off past performance, I really thought @boontavista.com ep 397 Singles For the Hot Dog Man was going to be about a handsome cryptid trying to date
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Lol, told ya
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I think The Last Jedi was good. And Luke being a grumpy old fucker was one of my favorite parts
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My favorite part of Andor season 2 was when Forest Whitaker's character shared his love for huffing fuel funes with the young rebel
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Danny McBride is American Matt Berry and vice versa
Danny McBride Matt Berry
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It's important to remember that the goal of this "company" was to fuck up any plans and divert money for non car public transport by literally selling pipe dreams
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Uncut Germs 🦨 @germsdean.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oh, nice. Say hello to me, the pilot/sea-captain/bus-driver
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