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GermanNerd

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I'm more depressed and more sarcastic than you.

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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 10h
excuse me, that's unelected nepo Senator Darline Graham for you.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 12h
bad idea that's not gonna do anything in the big picture.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 13h
how does the boot taste, TP (Toilet Paper) USA?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 13h
fact check: he (Talarico) is not a vegan.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 13h
"I really don't care - do you?" applies to both whatever Trump and Natalie have going on and the American people. she don't care.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 14h
much less important, but didn't Trump tell us REPEATEDLY that affordability was a hoax?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 17h
if Trump doesn't die in prison, America is f*cked forever. stop him now or ever Republican President will be just as fascist and corrupt as Donny.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 17h
and if he retires in November, the current Republican majority will confirm his replacement during the lame duck. not ruling anything out with this motherf*cker.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 18h
her family: no thank you. go back to TV.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 20h
not only are there no "benevolent" dictators, but dictatorships are generally not very well run. in short: that's both stupid & evil, as to be expected from a crypto bro.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 21h
oh, the Israel stooge who complained in the past that the BBC was too left? yeah, I guess he's gonna be fine in the Ellison media empire. America will not.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hatch Act anyone? sure "Special Presidential Envoy for Special Missions" is a fake (and extra special) position, but he is still a government employee. am I missing something here?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Israeli zionist project started with the Nakba and lead to a genocidal apartheid state today that denies the Palestinian history in the area. "a land without a people for a people without a land" is only true if Palestinians aren't people for you. nuff said.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for anyone still doubting that zionism is racism: have you ever listened to any number of high-ranking Israeli government officials or random settlers talk about Palestinians? it's the most racist sh*t you will ever hear.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"hey, look at me, President of the United States & self-appointed Chairman of the Kennedy Center, look at the terrible job I and I alone am doing in maintaining this cultural landmark. vote for me."
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... and now everyone liking this tweet is also a "terrorist".
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"what was done" = what Israel did. I think we should appreciate posts like this, but doing so without naming Israel, Netanyahu or the IDF once sure is something ...
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Q: "hey, your boss said number go down, but number go up. why?" A: *word salad that completely fails to answer the question*
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey, Guinness Book of World Records, I found the longest tweet about daylight saving times ever. there is absolutely no way Trump actually care about this topic that much. where's the corruption? big clock lobby?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"national security" is a tired & easily debunkable argument. Trump told us what the real reason was: he got his wee feelings hurt by mean old CNN. one day he will be dead, one day he will be dead, one day he will be dead.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... and Alito is definitely gonna resign in the lame duck session if Republicans lose the Senate.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump has yet to find a crook, conman, dictator, war criminal, rapist or pedophile he didn't immediately fall in love with.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well, of course. nothing more on brand for the Trumps than shameless corruption and taking money from the most pathetic losers in America.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
must be nice to always have someone else to save your ass from the problem you yourself created ... America under Trump = welfare queen.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a Memorandum of Understanding, you say? those have a great track record in the Trump regime ...
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as it is with literally any project/investment he has ever taken credit for. Biden = manufacturing boom. Trump = absolutely f*cking nothing.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*win 25% of the vote.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biden tried that and it didn't work. but at least he actually did a decent job.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imagine being less popular than Hannity & Gutfeld ...
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we've known that for about a decade when he kept live-tweeting Fox & Friends or Morning Joe.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if American Natives can be "Indian", India can be "America First".
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Schmitt, famous idiot: gotcha!
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't worry, it's an utterly meaningless document anyway.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... for my AI investments.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all of them will rot in hell with Charlie, but not soon enough. disgusting.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
even the justification is such BS. is it the education departments job to "give parents comfort"? how does that help students or their education?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amateur corruption, not like the big (orange) guy - he only steals by the billion.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WORST. NEGOTIATOR. IN. THE. WORLD.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pictured: Donald Trump with one of his many dictator friends, proudly remembering the day one of his supporters died because of him.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just a reminder that Tucker Carlson is a horrible racist and both he and Blumenthal are evil Russia stooges. just because they might be right on a single thing doesn't mean we should ever, ever listen to them.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah, what kind of a-hole president would ever name a theater after himself? not this guy.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
let's call it what it is, a scam mail. from the scam president.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
shouldn't it be illegal for active-duty military to participate in what is 100% a campaign photoshoot?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump REALLY wants to be associated with assassinated presidents, doesn't he? should we check if he's suicidal?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Melania is soooo busy, that's why Donald is #TravelingWithNatalie
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
religion aside, why would you be against food pantries? is he getting paid by the big starve lobby?
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no one is "transing" your kids, but Matt sure wants to f*ck them.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
beat me to it. it's tough to really feel sorry for the people who forced all of this on us.
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honoring Theil for what? being just the biggest of freaks? former "honorees": Musk, Bezos, Altman & Zuckerberg (and also some decent people actually)
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GermanNerd @germannerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when MAGA was very concerned about politicians getting rich during their time in office? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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