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Geordie Canuck

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Love the Toon. #nufc Love the Nucks. #Canucks

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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No point for Paul Cotter last night? I think he might be a bust guys… #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Petey, Hronek & Rossi on pace for 168 points each, Cotter on pace for 126 goals. We’re winning. The fucking. Lot. (Landon DuPont pls) #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh great, we’re winning the fucking lot. #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No matter the fact that hockey is a sport where sometimes the optimal hope for your team is to lose every game in a season, I’ll never not be excited for the start of a new Canucks season! Howay the Nucks!!
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Personally believe that if MJ is going to stick with this system then this is our best team when all are fit. For me that’s a perfectly serviceable Premier league side, who will cause a lot of problems for a lot of teams this season, particularly on the counter. #NUFC
Newcastle United 4-2-3-1 lineup:
Horny, Tino, Thiaw, Burn, Hall, Nico, Ramsey, Elanga, Wissa, MFP, Osula
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Botman and Murphy playing their own mini game surely? Must have a bet on to see who can get the first 1/10 rating this season. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This scoreline does seem long overdue. Leeds’ game plan was the exact same as Bmouth’s to start the last game. Only difference this time is Barnes doesn’t convert his chance at 2-1 down. Absolutely baffled that our wingers insist on being so wide and not involved, instead of coming inside. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s a strange thing to say, but we are crying out for some youth in midfield! Steur and Miley with a bit of time on the ball would be great. Touré and Pardo should really make a difference too. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If the Hall rumours are true that’s topped off a near perfect transfer window, all things considered. A back up left back, faster LCB and upgrades to Willock and Murphy are all next on the agenda, but will probably have to wait til next summer. A new contract for Tino next on the agenda 🙏 #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, as many have said… Dedić is fucking mint isn’t he.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Despite an obviously lacklustre 1st half performance, thought we were worthy of the point today. Wasn’t at all impressed by many of our players 💩ing themselves whenever a Bournemouth player pressed them though. Do have real concerns about Botman/Thiaw too, but 1 game a week should be ok. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Absolutely baffled by some of the Alex Scott hype I’ve read recently. Spent the entire game flopping to the floor and trying to con the ref. Looks for a foul every time instead of trying to actually progress the ball. One of the most weirdly protected players I’ve seen in quite a while.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love that deal for Zeev! #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Haven’t seen much of him but I really bloody hope we’ve put a minimum £200m release clause into Sean Steur’s contract. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gutted. Absolutely gutted. And who the fuck is Matthias Jaissle!? Hope all you twats who wanted him gone are happy.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
BEDARD CELEBRINI 2031 CANUCKS STANLEY CUP CHARGE 🚨🚨🚨
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Quite funny that the Sandro Tonali spaghetti, Moretti chant was literally to the tune of La Bamba…
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This game truly is good vs evil isn’t it
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bottled it, again. #England
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
All I’m saying is Erling Haaland has never scored a goal in his EIGHT games against Dan Burn.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FUCKING HEROIC EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM!! #ENGLAND
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy to say I’m now an expert in Bazoumana Touré and Johan Manzambi and can confirm we’re winning the fucking lot. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A 1st round pick (no matter the year or conditions) is an outstanding return for Marcus Pettersson! Loving the free agent signings today too. Cracking work from RJ! #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Alright day 2, give me Preston! #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tough to miss out on Lin & Liam Ruck, but happy with Novotny! Huge shout out to Spencer too! #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy with the pick! I’ll always have an absolute extra soft spot for boyhood Nucks fans getting to pull on the jersey for real. I have full faith in management not to rush his development either, so feeling very good about his chances of reaching full potential. Our future Captain! #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I know it’s really not right to judge somebody based on their alleged political allegiances, but I just really don’t want us to draft Reid. Also doesn’t help that I don’t think he’s the BPA either, but the margins are probably fine enough that he’ll do well no matter what. #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Poor Kone, fucking brutal 😔🇨🇦
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Anybody fancy giving me a reason to overreact to this?
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Eustaquio genuinely the best actual footballer on the pitch. Feel like Canada won’t (and shouldn’t) change much about their approach to building attacks up, but feel like they have good enough players to dictate this game.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Big fan of Mudau already. Just proper shithouse energy! God I bloody love the World Cup.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Really have to feel for Gabriel. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is all getting a bit silly really. Though i would say his attitude is perfect for Barca, the words ‘toys’, ‘out’ and ‘pram’ come to mind, when things aren’t going his way. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just can’t shake this feeling that Viggo Björck is going to be the best player from this draft class. I’d honestly be happy taking him at 3rd, but we should be doing everything to trade back a few spots. He’s got literally EVERYTHING you’d want in an elite player, except height. #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fair play to Eddie sticking by his guns with Gordon too. It doesn’t matter how much you’ve done for the club in the past, if you’ve acted up and thrown your toys out of the pram, you don’t get to be a part of the team. Hoping we replace him with some largely unknown wonder kid! #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Literally never in doubt. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fuck Israel for ruining Eurovision (amongst many many many many other things). Used to be one of the main highlights of the year.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
God I hope I don’t come to regret this but I’ve got a really good feeling about this…
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Absolutely no doubt in my mind that we win on Sunday btw. Literally everyone in the country wants us to lose (including some Toon fans) and we have nothing to play for. This is the Yanited way. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Really liking the sounds of this. #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOON
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fair play Anderson I still love you! #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
In other news, just bought a couple packs of the Panini World Cup stickers and just seen they’re £1.25!?!?!!!!! Must be talking £2k to complete an album these days. Staggering.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
REALLY hoping that the Pierre Dorion leak is him trying to push his name out there, regardless of whether he was interviewed in person or not. Would be a categorical, unmitigated, DISASTER. I can’t take another Benning. I just CAN’T! #Canucks
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ahh man this is awful news 😢
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I was about to make a joke about how we should play our u15s against West Ham in a few weeks to see Spurs down, but honestly I think they’d do a better job than our first team. #NUFC
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’ll honestly never get tired of watching that clip of Maradona juggling to Live is Life, at Napoli. Reminds you of the fun in football, in an ever commercialised world that’s consistently trying to suck the entertainment out of the beautiful game, in exchange for efficiency.
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Arda Güler is some fucking player 😍
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In a world full of horrific daily dictatorial news, this is a small beacon of hope 🥹
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Geordie Canuck @geordiecanuck.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fair play, you cant knock a loss at a tough place to go like Selhurst, where Palace are formidable. They must win there every week surely?
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