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geoffsimm.bsky.social

@geoffsimm.bsky.social
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Twenty year high school History teacher, mostly APUSH and Civics. Grew up on east coast, now living in PNW. Member of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Writing a book for the first time. No idea what I'm doing. Go #RedSox

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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry. Ron Darling sound like James Woods to me. Can't stand to listen to him
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Odyssey of the Mind. We made it to state. Yessir
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Felt like more tbh
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Loved that so much for Jose Ramirez
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay fine. I will win the NFC East.
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Appearing* to do donuts? Come on NBC
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
John Smoltz knows nothing about hitting
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With Daniel Espino out of the game, there goes my last chance to think "Did he just say a speedo?" every time the announcers said his name
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember when Kyle Teel was the future of the Red Sox
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dang. I really liked Deep Impact. And did not really enjoy Armageddon
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First time you went to a new friend's house, "Ok, so take this road. It's gonna curve and you take the left by the pink house. Then go up the hill, as you come down the other side, take a right by the really big weeping willow..."
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hear him do that weekly
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no! What happened to all the black jobs??? 🙄
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really did not understand the kid playing the guitar
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why doesn't Northwestern's hype video have their football players in a library?
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have never wanted to watch an NFL game less than Aaron Rodgers and Deshaun Watson. Thank goodness for baseball
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey MLB, your playoff format sucks
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dang you brought a lot of stuff with you
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do the Red Sox and Astros feel like their hoodies that say "No time like October" jinxed them?
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought the same thing. No idea what Tracy was thinking tonight
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I seriously have not understood a single thing Tracy has done tonight
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chad Tracy with just an absolutely terrible call to the bullpen
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astros fans apparently, do not
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They can't even English properly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't want to throw out my arm on my eephus pitches
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A win in extra innings in the playoffs on an ABS challenge!!! Baseball!
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely rooting for the Phillies today 1. Because I want a game three and 2. Because I don't want to hear that stupid tomahawk chant anymore. Please let the Braves be eliminated tomorrow
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*whispers into the nethersphere* Jinxing the no hitter. Excellent strategy
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can we now please stop pretending the Red Sox deserved to be in the playoffs?
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to see Bluesky finally working today during the first day of the MLB playoffs
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Then perhaps he should stop attacking the holdout juror
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫡
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was so well written, and still, some of the comments are so disturbing. What is wrong with people?
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listening to John Smoltz explain how wind works when a ball is hit in the air
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure Nola should be pitching on two days rest. 3-0 Rays already. Maybe it was a bad idea?
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So many have said it, but how can you not be romantic about baseball
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have seen exactly two of these shows. I am no longer the target audience for television. Haven't even heard of some of them
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That was fantastic (pun intended). Thank you!
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not anyone who follows you 😂
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I had a student once who was a sophomore in high school. I asked her how to pronounce her name and when she said it, all her friends were like, "That's how you pronounce your name?" She said she was fine with how everyone had been doing it. I said, "No, we're going to pronounce your name correctly."
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you for all you do. And for not saying you're babysitting...
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't even....so sorry...
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doubtful (complimentary)
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Huh. Thought that would've lowered gas prices
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"No, not that Texas..." 🙄😂
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't believe there are people who still talk that way. "Learn your place".... 😡
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geoffsimm.bsky.social @geoffsimm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think the Milwaukee Brewers have clinched a playoff spot. Unless they blow their 17 run lead I guess...
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