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Geoffrey O'Leary

@geoffreyoleary.bsky.social
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Artist, gamer, house husband. Emotionally intelligent and Socially clueless. BLM, LGBTQIA, antifa. Politically Undone!

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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Instagram just recommended I friend my psychiatrist. This timeline is really confusing.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Opened a new Facebook account under Geoffrey O'Leary (Instagram/threads@NukaSmurf). SO many high-school friends have found me there. Even though I'm not using my legal name.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Song stuck in my head. A song reminding me to breathe with my diaphragm. A song reminding me what to take from this life. We've been in this timeline before. 🎶Will we ever learn, we've been here before🎵 youtu.be/We4QQCMwyrg?...
youtu.be
Harry Styles - Sign of the Times (Lyrics)
YouTube video by 7clouds
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy Indigenous People Day
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone grow up with mashed potatoes and beef gravy for dinner?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's times like these we learn to live again. It's times like these we learn to love again. It's times like these <song skips> It's times like these It's times like these It's times like these It's times like these we revolt again!
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Years Skäal has ignored this cat tent. She's only hanging out in the top because it's close to the front door and easy access to outside. Or Skäal was waiting for me to come back. She likes outside so long as my partner or I are outside too. FYI when she gets out unsupervised she yells at the door.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Opened a Facebook account again. It isn't different over there.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I put my weighted blanket in the wash. It's a top load washer. Their makers agree, this is a bad idea. Highly NOT recommended. I feel I'm rebellious, I think I'm raging against the machine.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you have #signal do NOT (or do, it's a free world) search for a "hotdog fingers" gif. You've been #warned.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was so dumb. Preparing to be blocked.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what pbbt!!
static.klipy.com
Bill The Cat's Tater Tot Brain
ALT: Bill The Cat's Tater Tot Brain
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello... Hello Is there anyone in here? Can anyone hear me? Just face the facts no one hears you when you relax.. Come now is anyone ready? Can we start it again? Is it time for this blend?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taxes fuck us, but medical records fuck us more. Maximum back years IRS audit for the average business/citizen of the US is seven years. Maximum years a medical provider is required to hold your diagnosis/records is five. When records were a physical form it made sense to keep so few years.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The mean of REM sleep is 2hrs. In a recent 3 day sleep study, mine was 32mins of REM sleep. The auditory hallucinations are gone. I have Asthma. Have you ever been awake and aware you've stopped breathing? There were signs. Get a sleep study/test #CPAP #savedmylife
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you find it interesting that the song Hurdy Gurdy Man does NOT feature a hurdy gurdy?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never sell your thoughts for a penny. No one has pennies to pay with anymore it's a scam.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The lunatic is the bath The lunatic is in my bath The soap holds their bubble faces with the air And every hour, the bubble blower blows more.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Headlights are so bright these days I can't hear anything when I'm driving.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If a CyberTruck rear ends another CyberTruck is it a Cyberpede?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feet what smelly thing to measure in.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very nearly all asteroid collisions happen in space. Have you talked with your children about space lately?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotta customize that PC, mhmm!
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sweet jeans are made of fleas Who am I to dis a pea I warbled a gourd after the seventh sneeze. Everybody is digging for something.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Next time I lose my health insurance, I should be like: " my subscription for mental health expired. "
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taking prescriptions is like having a subscription program for mental health.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everytime a random Joe Stranger talks to at the store, I have to remind myself we live in a society where people have to be told not to take drugs they're allergic too.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you understand Nature built humans to help it grow and thrive. You will understand why AI will destroy mankind.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've started craving fruit. Is this what 50 looks like?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Roach the dry well
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I liked the clear window on Doritos and other chip bags in the 1980's because you could see how many chips were broken. Nowadays, you just have to shake the bag and guess.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Bert eyebrows are excellent. 100+ events an hour are about to be defeated. Survey says i haven't had "Average" sleep in 38 years. I'm about to change timeliness
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And bring back "Keebler tato skins" like the insides are "potato crisps" wink wink, nudge nudge <Insert name brand [idk,Pringles] here> Every future generation should die yearning for mediocre unhealthy snacks.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And to whoever makes "Combos" pizza, etc. snacks!! My favorite are the pepperoni cracker crust. BUT YA'LL NEED BETTER QUALITY CONTROL! The filling should be inside, not holding several pieces TOGETHER!!
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Limousine Brie?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wagyu Cheddar?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On the serious note. I apparently haven't slept correctly for decades. 100+ events an hour club. Starting therapy in hours.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#GenX needs #PizzaHut to bring back the meaty #Priazzo
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My brain went on a side quest. There is a wide variety of Bovine we raise for milk (partly responsible for the variety of cheese), and a separate but equally varied variety of Bovine we raise for meat. It occurs to me that no one is making an "Angus Swiss" for example.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just wanted you to know the casserole you brought over last is now making song requests of the green vegetable band I'm calling Elvis Parsley.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sleep apnea 100+ events an hour. What's your score? Friends tell me my whole life about to change. All because I'm going to sleep, like I never have before.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not really asleep, not really awake!
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🎶On my 2nd year of homeowning, my first home gave to me, one backed up drain pipe. While I was doing laundry. 🎵
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If Prince had discovered Imperial rice, would he have named it Purple Grain?
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The sign says no salesman.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me: Can we just stop the simulation and rest in our celestial bodies for awhile? My Partner: it's difficult to return and I think we signed a waiver.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jam the keys and send it.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Punk music that will freeze your aura.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2027 apocalyptic sounds to sleep by, five obliterating mhz that will supernova your Chakras and poke out your third eye.
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Geoffrey O'Leary @geoffreyoleary.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When we loose all tech and have a "dark ages" I propose we use messenger cats. They'll die fighting before giving up secrets.
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