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Geoff King

@geoffo.bsky.social
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Omniscribe, wood carver, tree whisperer, quiet revolutionary. Scottish Highlands. Seeking lit agent for crossover fantasy and literary novella www.geoffkingwriter.co.uk www.patreon.com/GeoffKingWriter www.buymeacoffee.com/geoffkingwriter

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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I planted one in the north of Scotland 25 years ago and it's looking good
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would believe it - there are many weirder names in fiction and reality
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want manually operated windows and nothing that beeps.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm seeing it as conscious, like those on Robin Hobb's Liveships ⚓
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am often baffled by the mysterious reappearance of cosmetics in unlikely circumstances. My wife doesn't wear makeup, so it's something I notice.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My brother was 15 when he brought home a copy of The Exorcist. Our mother confiscated it and put it in the bin. This inspired him to secretly buy another.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If my cat gets to me after I sit at the desk, he squeezes in between me and the top, forcing me out a little further. I can still write, but with slighty more extended arms. 🐈
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And waterproofs! Scotland welcomes all 🌍
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And here's the link to buy the book... geni.us/CRnB57
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Sleepers in the Snow
Pre-order now:
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just one week to go until SLEEPERS! And here's the link to buy tickets to these upcoming events...
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always "write what you love" 😍
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not been so warm in the north of Scotland. There are many of us hobbits here.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My house, my loft, my workshop, my brain...
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is my favourite quote of the month: “Corporate wankwaffle written by an intern using CrapGPT”
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do this to people too
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Much as we love bookshops, they need more than love to keep going. A bookshop can be the centre of a whole community. Bookshops support authors; organize events. A thriving bookshop teaches the next generation that literacy matters. So don't just love your bookshop: actually buy books there.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 24: Don't worry whether it will be any good. Whatever it is, write it first. You can always fix it later.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today I'm writing the monthly newsletter which will appear here on 20th: www.patreon.com/GeoffKingWri... But I am one of those people who sends a newsletter (and an infrequent blog: geoffkingwriter.co.uk/news/ ), but I rarely read anyone else's, even those I've subscribed to. Not enough time!
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Homer Simpson's Intriguing Ideas Newsletter
ALT: Homer Simpson's Intriguing Ideas Newsletter
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That will be a lot of ghosts. A Tardis prison-shed? I would welcome Tom Baker 😀
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Tom Baker Returns as Doctor Who: I'm Back!
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second day of recording SLEEPERS: 150 pages down, 130 to go…
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Live north
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can't go wrong with the ever dependable @joannechocolat.bsky.social
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I would love to join the shed in that tree 😍🌳
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stoney's a nice wee town 🙂 Have a blast!
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type in your name?
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Sure Jan Girl
Alt: Young woman with long blonde hair, smiling and saying, "Sure Geoff"
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get another suitcase - charity shops often have them. 😻
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm still #writing of course, but also making things www.woodlandtreasures.co.uk/product/bog-...
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Large Bog Oak and Holly, Amber Triplet Pendant - Woodland Treasures
Large amber pendant lovingly hand carved from 4000 year old Somerset bog oak and holly, set with three pieces of raw Baltic amber.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We refuse to pay our electricity by direct debit (Good Energy). We send them a reading once a month, they send the bill, we pay it.
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Lorraine Wilson @rainewilson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh hi upcoming paperback release in @thebookseller.com 🙌🏽 @solarisbooks.bsky.social
Photo of a wee listing for The Salt Oracle's paperback release on 5th Nov. With this text: 

In a world where the internet crashed a generation ago, Auli's life on a floating college is threatened by mutating ghosts. Set in the same world as Wilson's debut We Are All Ghosts in the Forest. Shortlisted for the Arthur C Clarke Award 2026.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have 4 backups of my WIP - none of them trusted to any cloud-like internet prison.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
99 pages into the first draft of the sci-fi novel. Not really a landmark, nor particularly significant, but it feels like I'm making good progress #sci-fi #novel #writing
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Gimmethecash 5th Element Dance
Alt: Gimmethecash 5th Element Dance
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And the comb and mirror symbols are interpreted as representing women - as if Pictish men didn't groom and weren't vain about their appearance.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Archaeologists (even some female ones) are always making these assumptions. I am writing a story about a female Pictish stone carver - the pre-Christian Picts had no written language, so the consensus seems to be that the stones were carved by craftsMEN...
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In 1231, Frederick II, Roman Emperor and King of Germany, "aimed at the transformation of the people into a multitude destitute of will and of the means of resistance, but profitable in the utmost degree to the exchequer" (Jacob Burckhardt). Sound familiar?
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Won'T Somebody Please Think Of The Children
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A note from the north: actually, less than half the UK is in drought www.drought.uk
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just writing this month's Patreon newsletter. Sign up for free here: www.patreon.com/GeoffKingWri... #writerslife #writing #books
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy healthiversary 🙂
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The shed is a hobbit-sized tent on a campsite 100 feet from the beach...?
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've just made a couple of new pairs of small of earrings and added them to the website www.woodlandtreasures.co.uk/shop/earrings/
Small tree earrings hand carved from English walnut
18 mm x 20 mm, on sterling silver posts with scrollsSmall Celtic triquetra earrings hand carved from English box wood
20 mm x 15 mm, on sterling silver posts with scrolls
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
UK politics and economic situation is enough to get people stressed out and anxious. More on top of that and you are suffering. Try St John's Wort?
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A must read
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My tiny treasures are scattered about the house. I can't bring myself to herd them together and imprison them in a box, and I am sure they would resist such an attempt.
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Look up!
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Farmers are now spreading ball points on their land; it's good for birodiversity... 😁
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cat torture?
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I love my fountain pen. The ink is flowing well today as I write some new scenes in the #scifi novel. Perhaps its incongruous to use such a primitive implement for a futuristic space saga, but it's just how I work best #writing
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Prateek's Amazing Pen Reaction
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Great Falling of Stuff
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We need more veil trampling 🥾
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Geoff King @geoffo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mine was Evercreech Live Aid 1987, a Somerset village fund-raising effort. I managed to make it last 35 years, but I wore it a fair few times...
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Alan Cleaver @postalpathsguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Record of deaths in the village of Lamplugh, Cumbria between 1656 and 1663 shows: * 4 Frightened to death by fairies * 7 Bewitched * 1 led into pond by a Will-O'-The-Wisp * 2 Died of cold in the church You see, archives can be fun! share.google/CJLUig2CUimW...
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