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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

What do you put the rise in her approval ratings down to?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

And yet many pundits think it’s PMQs which has improved her personal ratings 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

But Ed Davey though??? He’s a weak communicator.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I get it, you don’t like Kemi. But she’s good at PMQs.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Here’s a take that won’t please many. For the first time in a long time we have two leaders who are pretty good at PMQ’s.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

BRAND NEW EPISODE 🚨 The brilliant @TheSimonEvansX joins me to discuss.. - Burnham’s tangle over Brexit - Bank of England’s ticks off treasury - Could executions go pay per view? Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 Following yesterday’s by-election I ask… - Did the Greens FA and FO? - Will Google petrol alerts save our economy? - Why were the Tories cock a hoop with 3rd place? Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Back on @TimesRadio from 7pm with by elections, firing squads and answering ‘what makes a proper bloke?’

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Still processing the fact Burnham's delaying the findings of the welfare report until after the budget because it will be a distraction. It will be a distraction because it's a massive deal. Like saying we don't want the giant meteor to overshadow parent's evening.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Too much clapping so far. Five minutes in and Kemi has completed about 8 sentences.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does anyone know the shadow Tory front bench?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Please, the supercilious tap dancing is way worse than the actual insult!!

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dear god. The most Bluesky way ever of calling me a cunt 🤣🤣

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does anyone know the shadow Tory front bench?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cunts now vaping in the gym. Cunts playing music out of their phone. Cunts charging £2.60 for a Mars bar. Cunts starting wars. I’m starting to think the arc of the universe actually bends towards cunts.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The very excellent @Kogie11 joins me to ask… - Is the Tory front bench anonymous? - Why do the police hate chasing villains? - Why do parents need training to potty train? Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There’s a difference between law abiding wealth leaving because the U.K. is uncompetitive and people breaking rules then having a strop because they got caught. Burnham rowing in so keenly behind the latter was a weird shout.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now I’m confused. You don’t think nation state football club owners who break rules should face consequences, no?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m BACK on @TimesRadio from 7pm We’ll be talking everything from Andy Burnham to Celebrity Traitors, football fanaticism and beyond. (this is my broadcaster face)

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Still one of the all time great posts on this app.

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bless him

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

BREAKING NEW EPISODE 💥 Wasn’t supposed to but Had to respond to.. - Andy Burnham giving the greatest speech since MLK & probably Moses - The PM then wading in to praise the Man City owners Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fair play to Burnham. He’s garnered a lot of praise for pledging to promise things in three years time.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well he definitely warmed up. First 30 minutes were almost sub Starmer. Relaxed a lot after the triple lock announcement. Maybe he’d been worrying someone would run on with glue or handcuffs.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone slip him an espresso, this speech is currently happening on x 0.7

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BRAND NEW EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @DominicFrisby returns to ask… - Will Burnham do anything *this* Parliament? - Is obesity really a ‘disease’? - Is Satan left wing? Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've redone my podcast image. Troll comments only please

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oddly, their choice of tea has always been impeccable.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥 After an eventful few days I discuss… - Tony ‘Only Meeeee’ Blair - BBC removing comedy sketches - Some epic woke nonsense - Why U2 are so great Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Imagine trying to explain to your Nineties self why this is a headline.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨 The evergreen @marcusbrig.bsky.social returns to discuss… - Big week for Burnham - Big week for people called Windsor or Spencer - Big week for autumn lovers Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m back on @listentotimesradio.bsky.social from 7pm News, reviews, comedy & interviews Just stick me in your ear and I’ll do the rest

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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Looking forward to popping up on @geoffnorcott.bsky.social’s Times Radio show later tonight. Sometime after 7:30pm - talking mortgages and Lifetime ISAs (because we know how to rock a Friday night)

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

**EXTRA DATES ADDED** WIP only on sale a week and already adding dates in.. CHESTER & SUDBURY (Some shows have sold out, others close - get involved 👇) www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨 Very straight forward subject matter for this one… - Mortgages, interest rates & boobs Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Doing a work in progress for my work in progress behind enemy lines 😬

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No jokes here Money is the one thing I’m serious about

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Early budget prediction They surely can’t hit business again or scare off more high earners They’ll need to signal something to lending markets by then It’s temporary so they might be able to sell it to backbenchers Also, being temporary, it might not stick electorally like permanent changes

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Doing a work in progress for my work in progress behind enemy lines 😬

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

….i may or may not be in the process of remortgaging…

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Whatever Labour's recent bounce, their inability / unwillingness to cut or even curb spending will soon cost a lot of people a lot of money. Everything they said about Liz Truss and mortgages is going to return and bite them on the arse.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

NEW EPISODE LIVE 💥 The excellent @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social joins me to discuss… - Reform’s big win on the scratch cards - Are Labour just jel? - The fallout from the Lindsay Clancy trial Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott... YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

**NEW LIVE DATES on-sale NOW** Early next year I’m doing a limited number of WIP shows at intimate venues www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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