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Geoff Lloyd

@geofflloyd.bsky.social
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⭐️4.94 ~ Über ‘Geoff was clean and tidy’ ~ AirBnB review ‘One of the UK’s best radio hosts’ ~ The Guardian ‘Your payment for £1.60 was declined’ ~ Barclays

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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any update on when all the Elizabeth Line stations will stop smelling like a load of washing you forgot to take out of the machine?
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know exactly where you mean! Who was the tailor? My friend used to have his studio there, but I think he’s retired now
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I only found out last night!
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
On reflection, the highway is also fine
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
So disappointing that the new Wicked 2 trailer didn’t end with ‘And introducing… Liza Minelli as DOROTHY’
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Oooh!
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hard data!
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I think it’s a FALSE WOLF
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
QUESTION: This is just a regular giant house spider, right? I just got into bed, and noticed it on the wall. I *really* don’t want to go through the rigmarole of getting back up and putting it outside - it’s not going to eat me in my sleep, is it?
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Ha! I’d forgotten that little detail
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
At the very least, you and Roy Wood are a pair of sad bastards.
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
You need to understand that your vagus nerve was inside of you all along
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The problem isn’t your vagus nerve
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I need to open this app more often
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Noted! I shall proceed in a similar style
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Tess!! Thank you
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thank you! No dead pigeons, please
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Do you think it’ll propel us into the big league?
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Started in my lab, Mal
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Girl Scout
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thank you, every little helps
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thank you, that’s so kind. We’re doing an episode-by-episode seasons one and two rewatch, if you ever fancy diving back in
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Thank you! I’m hoping for a full recovery *and* to become a medical curiosity
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When I tell you I have the lurgy, don’t tell me it’s going around - I want to be special.
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thanks, Anna. You should see my eBay feedback
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
What else?
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Oh no!
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Geoff Lloyd @geofflloyd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi! I brought snacks
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