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Boring Geoff

@geoffellison.bsky.social
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Professional but don't look it. North West UK based music and cat fan. Kind person. Boring.

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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 12h
It's nice to see that the BBC have actually reported it properly and not just worded it to give the impression she's guilty of anything. More of this please Beeb.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 17h
This is what you come out with when you go down the middle of Lidl ...
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 20h
I will cheerfully hug Tal Wilkenfeld.... Anytime.. 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No venue can hold 70 million people, and that's how many you're up against. Nobody should be fooled by a few empty seats. Those people haven't changed their minds. You just have to hope they haven't corrupted too many others along the way.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Natalie already sticking pins in a little doll of her... 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He won't need to watch the stream. He'll undoubtedly have a front row seat in the audience.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It will come as a relief to all the ceramic tilers out there that AI will not be replacing them anytime soon....
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Covid is the least of her problems... 😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice of Nick Pope to send you an advanced copy of his script...😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's a disappointing colour isn't he, Nigel? 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Calm down, Andrew Tate.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These are the guys who people are praying will go against Trump's orders when he tells them to fire on their own people.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do they do them in orange?
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sing up Jim; 🎵 "Don't Stop, Bree-eethin" 🎵 😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it to make sure the electric chair kills 'em on the first attempt?
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or each others.. 😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's very fortunate that we can believe them in this instance 😂😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He hasn't started bombing US cities though, has he? We all know how bad he is but I've no idea how making up scenarios like this will help? He's lost a lot of court cases and will continue to do so. Don't confuse the shit he says, with the shit he does. He's a chaos agent.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another barbaric backwards move for the USA. No doubt it'll be pay per view as well...
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's only a world leader because he's allowed to be.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe via the back channel Trump tried to throw his weight around and was told to get his shit off our land? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part? 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this not just a scare tactic? No better way to get the propaganda going that you've got a killer ready to release, without actually saying it.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shortly before they went through the window...
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who's playing you in the film?
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Trump wanted to create a distraction, this would be a great way to do it. While we're all talking about her, we're not watching him.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't realise he was still around. Here in the UK in the 80s he was always portrayed in the news as a hero for making the trains safer. From the posts above I gather he did something wrong along the way?
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fabulous idea! shop.rnli.org/pages/christ...
If we were all to send Danny Tommo an
@RNLI Christmas card simply
containing "LOL", it would make a lot of money for a brilliant charity and be hilarious at the same time.
Cards can be purchased here shop.rnli.org/collections/ch...
Please spread the word.
Tommy Robinson Ek
The British state has openly shown their two-tier policing and judiciary yet again with our brother Danny Tommo, and RAF Fairford.
Show Danny your support:
Daniel Thomas
A7594DQ
HMP Winchester
Romsey Rd, Winchester SO22 5DF
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shouldn't DUN have a B on the end? I mean, it's understandable you missed it. Apparantly not many people know about it. 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought they wanted everyone to call it Turkiye now?
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Distraction...
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get your point but, if you got a job at B&Q with much better pay than you could get elsewhere, would you expect to accept some blame if the directors of the company get caught fiddling the books?
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe that's all they had and said their goodbyes? Everybody has their different ways. I doubt I'd do it, but we're not all the same. Spoons has pints on the go at 8:am. A lot of people call in after a night shift. They aren't all alcoholics.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can you prove he isn't? 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair, it's late afternoon, not 8 o'clock in the morning. Could be someone's leaving do or similar. I'm sure they could have chosen something cheaper if they wanted to.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vodka on top of vodka. Whiskey on top of whiskey...
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looked at her with those puppy dog eyes, and she immediately knew what to do...😂😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe Schmitt got exactly what he wanted. A short clip to play to the cult on Fox. He's not worried about the other channels because he knows maga don't see them. Thankfully it's there for everyone else to see.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
t's not just 740 jobs though is it? Those factories need electricians, plumbers, painters, floor layers, roofers, office suppliers etc, who in turn all have their own suppliers who will take a hit.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does Large Marge actually have a platform for this stuff? Surely Fox News would've been here go to outlet, but i doubt they'll touch it.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So these poor guys got a mouthful of F-16 fuel they sucked through a hosepipe, only to find they can't run their Transit vans on it? 😂😂😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, if I'm reading this correctly, the majority are fine with it?
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dunce Fever Outbreak more like..😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike Tyson there to teach everyone how to bite someone's ear off in the event of a food shortage...😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not sure. Were his lips moving? 🤣
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the past is anything to go by, approximately one third of Americans will believe it.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well you never know what's round the corner... See? More cheery thoughts. I should be working for the Samaritans 😂
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You'll definitely leave one day mate...😂😂 Hopefully that's cheered you up a bit... lol
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
5 blokes buzzing around three vans with faces covered, in the dark, probably would look like more.
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Boring Geoff @geoffellison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not for them it wouldn't.. 😂
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