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Geoff Balls

@geoffballs.bsky.social
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Reader, listener, wine drinker. Pro-EU, pro-Ukraine, pro-Palestine, anti-fascist. Woke twat. Senders of stupid DMs (including invitations to join the Illuminati) will be blocked. I’m also muting accounts that post AI-generated slop.

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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Like most listed companies, run for the benefit of its senior management first, shareholders second and everyone else not at all.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wasn’t “New Elizabethans” coined by Nigel Molesworth / Geoffrey Willans?
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It is THE owl.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Creeper Ninja Assassin. May as well be invisible.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
He was soo good. One who could make you start to giggle just with a little change of expression on his face. Now I want double egg and chips. But we’re having polenta.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I’ve looked into the legal and constitutional precedents. The answer is that he can send him to the Tower, there to have his head cut off.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I’ve never quite recovered from learning that his nickname at school was ‘Foetus’.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It makes me prowd to be Britianish.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The BBC? LOL
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Given Trump’s grasp of geography, it’ll be another reason to start a war with Denmark.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
In all seriousness, do you think the Millers of the US regime have any intention of allowing themselves to be voted out?
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 01/10/2025
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Promotional graphic with a purple and blue fantasy-themed background and crystal-like formations. The image features two logos: the Wizards of the Coast logo in rainbow gradient colors on the left, and the Trans Lifeline logo in white on the right. Large bold text in the center reads: “Support Trans Lifeline.” Below, smaller text says “Tune in Oct 4” next to the Twitch logo.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Stop lying. Your state cops attacked protesters alongside ICE yesterday. I was there. I and others were violently attacked by ICE agents. Your state cops acted in concert with them during the attack.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The sooner she and all her ilk fuck off, the better. The only reason a society should tolerate the existence of the absurdly wealthy is if they contribute proportionally via the tax system. If they are unwilling to do so, they should be summarily expelled.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I’d like to think he was critically ill, but he’s probably just too lazy to do anything.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Goodness how I am enjoying people accusing me of lying about this. What a treat that is.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It’s not just the stupidity of it, it’s the greed. A firm like that charges eye-watering fees. Then they cheap out by getting AI to do the work for them, and don’t even have a paralegal check it? They really deserve to be out of business.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
They thought they could make more money by pretending to care about this stuff, now they can make more money by doing what the Nazis tell them.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Let’s not forget “institute a white-supremacist Christo-fascist dictatorship”. Because there is also that.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Space: 1999 was so obviously intended to be the British Star Trek. Hindered only by the fact that almost everything about it was stupid.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This marketing term is causing untold harm, of course, mostly to the naive and gullible. But it’s surprising how many educated and apparently intelligent people are placing an unwarranted degree of trust in these programmes.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The trouble is they’re all appalling.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
So far they have implemented his illegal orders without any hint of there being a problem. I hope I’m wrong, but suspect those who would stand up and be counted rather than pledge allegiance to the new king will form a small minority.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The infuriating thing is that the Western world is full of well-off people who would holiday there without giving it a first, let alone second, thought. The same people who have no problem holidaying in slave-built Dubai.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The true enemies of the US would not want to do anything to interrupt the progress of the Trump regime in destroying the nation from within.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is probably the first time they had to field a bunch of calls from four star generals.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
August 20, 1934
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Being credible is passé in Trumpland. There will be no shortage of legally qualified MAGA shitheads who’d bend themselves into a pretzel to justify this. DOJ is well stocked with them, from top down. Then we have the Supreme Court. Also, the NYT is a rag.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“Cannot be bothered to keep children alive abroad” too flattering of this regime. It may be more accurate to say that, since these children are not the offspring of wealthy white Americans, they will take great satisfaction in having caused their deaths.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The only surprising thing is that he was suspended in the first place. They are hired to be thugs and bullies, their job is to intimidate the citizenry.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is the manly life they dreamed of reading Soldier of Fortune in mom’s basement. Ten fat morons with guns chasing a delivery guy for the crime of not being white, and being made a fool of by him.
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Kaja Kallas @kajakallas.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Moldova’s vote is a clear yes to a European future. Despite Russia’s massive efforts to spread disinformation and buy votes, no force can stop a people committed to freedom. We stand with Moldova on their path to the EU.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is a fairly extraordinary read on Nathan Gill.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Apart from the cess pit aspect, every time you use it, you’re giving data about yourself to Nazis.
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Dale Vince @dalevince.com · 28/09/2025
The GigaPoll just landed and is having impact and it should because it shows the gaslighting of the right wing - media and politicians - we don’t live in the Britain they say we do. buff.ly/iIm3Gvu
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Oh. Turns out the Nazi bakery closed down because the cakes tasted like shit and everyone hated the owners.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Visiting my local Nazi-owned bakery to order a Martin Luther King cake.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I mean, the evil seems a bigger problem than the mediocrity.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I hate this guy almost as much for what a clueless fucking dork he is, as I do for him being an amoral piece of shit who is only concerned with his own wealth and power. That’s a failing on my part.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I don’t understand it. Employers are already required to check that employees are eligible to work in the UK. The ones that ignore that will carry on ignoring the law when ID cards come in. Starmer, in his attempt to win Reform voters, is implementing a policy they will hate, to no real purpose.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
My preferred source of healthcare advice is a senile, sociopathic moron with no medical qualifications who can’t remember what he ate for breakfast. So I will be following this advice, unless it conflicts with advice from RFK Jr., in which case I will have a hard time knowing who to believe.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Government of the wankers, by the wankers, for the wankers.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Not to mention the fact that, in power, Reform could well decide to strip the wrong kind of citizens of their citizenship. If they can retroactively strip people of their indefinite leave to remain, it’s just another logical step from there down the blood and soil path.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’m actually OK with worshipping dinosaurs.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It happened, but only three people qualified.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Nazis don’t tell what they’re doing, when what they’re doing is crimes against humanity. If that’s wasn’t what they’re doing, we would know what happened to these innocent people.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
At this point I’m not sure if they would view the serial killers as competition for bounty and round them up, or just deputise them.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Whoever it was should have done it more.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I took my daughter (8) and son (5) to see it. Daughter is very into Minecraft and was excited to go. We left after about 45 minutes, whole family having a rare moment of agreement that it was boring and stupid.
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Geoff Balls @geoffballs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Every week is stupid people week.
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