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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Bishop Tablelands are one eruption. About six days of it. Roughly 765,000 years ago the magma chamber under what is now Long Valley emptied out and the roof fell in. Pyroclastic flows — ash and pumice moving as a hot ground-hugging current — swept over more than 2,200 square kilometres.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There is a place so flat that satellites use it to check themselves. Salar de Uyuni sits at about 3,700 m in the Bolivian Altiplano: the largest salt flat on Earth, 9,000 km² with less than one metre of vertical relief across the whole of it.…

Flat enough to check satellites (slide 1)

Flat enough to check satellites (slide 2)

Flat enough to check satellites (slide 3)

Flat enough to check satellites (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

In the Grand Canyon you can put a hand flat on a billion years of nothing. Layers stack in order, oldest at the bottom. But the record only exists where sediment was piling up.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Those sweeping diagonal lines in a sandstone wall are dunes. Actual dunes. Wind pushes sand up the gentle windward side of a dune and drops it over the crest. On the steep downwind face the sand piles up until it fails and slides — a small avalanche — and each slide leaves its own inclined layer.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Some rock looks wet when it's bone dry. That's serpentinite. It starts as mantle rock — peridotite, made mostly of olivine and pyroxene. Where hot water gets into it, those minerals are converted into serpentine minerals: lizardite, antigorite, chrysotile.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The colour of the wall usually isn't the rock. Those black streaks, brown patches and orange tapestries on a desert cliff are coatings — thin skins that sit on the surface and are compositionally different from the bedrock underneath.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The coldest nights aren't the ones that break your crag. Everyone knows the line: water freezes, expands by about 9 %, and levers the rock apart. It is real physics — but the conditions it needs are strict.…

The coldest night isn't the worst (slide 1)

The coldest night isn't the worst (slide 2)

The coldest night isn't the worst (slide 3)

The coldest night isn't the worst (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That wet streak on the wall isn't random. It's a horizon. Rain soaks into porous rock and keeps sinking, as long as there is pore space to sink through. Where it reaches a layer water can barely pass — mudstone, marl, shale — it stops going down and starts going sideways, piling up above that…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There is a rock that records the moment the planet started breathing. For most of Earth's early history there was no free oxygen. Iron from volcanoes and weathering stayed dissolved in seawater, because dissolved iron only rusts out when oxygen is around.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Somewhere in the rock there is a clay layer a few centimetres thick that ends an era. About 66 million years ago an asteroid hit what is now the Yucatán and left the Chicxulub crater.…

The clay layer that ends an era (slide 1)

The clay layer that ends an era (slide 2)

The clay layer that ends an era (slide 3)

The clay layer that ends an era (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Whether your local crag gives you ledges or big blank faces was decided before anyone climbed it. Sedimentary rock comes in beds, and each bed acts as its own mechanical layer.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Much of the Frankenjura isn't limestone. It's dolomite — and that is why the towers are standing. About 150 to 160 million years ago, sponges and microbes built reef mounds in the shallow sea that covered what is now Franconia. That reef rock started out as calcite, like any limestone.…

Frankenjura limestone is dolomite (slide 1)

Frankenjura limestone is dolomite (slide 2)

Frankenjura limestone is dolomite (slide 3)

Frankenjura limestone is dolomite (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Granite doesn't wear down. It falls apart. Sandstone is grains held together by cement, so weathering can attack the glue. Granite has no glue: quartz, feldspar and mica grew into one interlocking frame, and nothing holds it together but that fit. Weather only has to destroy two of the three.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Some boulders simply do not belong where they are standing. A glacial erratic is a block that a glacier picked up, carried, and dropped somewhere else. Blocks fall onto the ice from the walls above it, or get quarried off the bed underneath, and then travel with the flow — routinely tens of…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There is no new rock. Everything you have ever pulled on has been something else before. Magma cools and crystals grow into each other: igneous rock. Weather takes it apart into grains, rivers stack the grains in layers, and burial cements them: sedimentary rock.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

An ice core is the only climate archive that hands you the actual air. Snow falls and buries the snow before it. As the pile compacts, the pores between the grains stay connected to the atmosphere for a while — only about 50 to 100 metres down do they pinch shut into sealed bubbles.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Almost the whole Mid-Atlantic Ridge is two kilometres under water. In Iceland you can walk into it. A mid-ocean ridge is a spreading centre: two plates pulling apart, magma rising into the gap and freezing there as new crust.…

Iceland is a ridge you can walk into (slide 1)

Iceland is a ridge you can walk into (slide 2)

Iceland is a ridge you can walk into (slide 3)

Iceland is a ridge you can walk into (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The rock on top of the Matterhorn did not grow in Europe. The Matterhorn is a stack of thrust sheets — nappes. Its summit belongs to the Dent Blanche nappe: gneisses that came from the Adriatic plate, a block that had rifted away from Africa.…

The summit came from another plate (slide 1)

The summit came from another plate (slide 2)

The summit came from another plate (slide 3)

The summit came from another plate (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Lichen on a hold isn't just dirt. It's a slow attack on the rock — and sometimes its protection. A lichen is a fungus farming algae. The fungal threads work their way down between mineral grains and prise them apart, and the whole body swells and shrinks with every wetting and drying, loosening…

Lichen eats rock — and shields it (slide 1)

Lichen eats rock — and shields it (slide 2)

Lichen eats rock — and shields it (slide 3)

Lichen eats rock — and shields it (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Those glassy glacier-polished slabs weren't just worn smooth. Something was added. Glacial polish used to be explained as pure abrasion — grit at the base of a glacier sanding bedrock down. That part is real; the striations are scratch marks.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Slate doesn't split along its layers. It splits along its memory of being squeezed. Slate starts as mud, settling in flat layers on a sea floor. Then a mountain-building event squeezes it from the sides.…

Slate splits the way it was squeezed (slide 1)

Slate splits the way it was squeezed (slide 2)

Slate splits the way it was squeezed (slide 3)

Slate splits the way it was squeezed (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That pale stripe across the wall is a healed crack — and often the best hold on the pitch. Quartz veins start as fractures. Hot water moving through the crust carries dissolved silica; when it cools or the pressure drops, the silica comes out of solution and crystallises on the fracture walls,…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

There was a time when every crag on Earth was in the same place. From roughly 335 to 200 million years ago almost every continent was assembled into a single landmass — Pangaea — ringed by one vast ocean, Panthalassa.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

There is a whole food web down there that has never seen the sun. Along mid-ocean ridges, cold seawater seeps into cracks in young, hot ocean crust. Close to the magma it is heated to roughly 400 °C and strips metals and sulphide out of the rock on the way.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Desert rock doesn't get carved into pockets. It gets hollowed out from the inside. Honeycombs — tafoni, alveoli, the huecos you jam a fist into — are largely salt at work.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Devils Tower is a crack pattern you can climb. Those columns are contraction cracks. About 50 million years ago a body of phonolite magma came to rest near the top of the crust and cooled slowly.…

Devils Tower is a cracked cooling body (slide 1)

Devils Tower is a cracked cooling body (slide 2)

Devils Tower is a cracked cooling body (slide 3)

Devils Tower is a cracked cooling body (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Conglomerate is a climbing gym that built itself. It is old river gravel, glued back together. Rivers and debris flows round the stones and dump them in fans and deltas; later, groundwater precipitates calcite, iron oxide or silica in the gaps and turns the loose pile into rock.…

Why conglomerate climbs like plastic (slide 1)

Why conglomerate climbs like plastic (slide 2)

Why conglomerate climbs like plastic (slide 3)

Why conglomerate climbs like plastic (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The boulders at Chironico are the wreckage of one very bad day. Chironico, in Ticino's Valle Leventina, sits on a landslide deposit. About 13,400 years ago — roughly three thousand years after the glaciers had pulled out of the valley — around 530 million cubic metres of granite gneiss let go of…

The landslide that became a crag (slide 1)

The landslide that became a crag (slide 2)

The landslide that became a crag (slide 3)

The landslide that became a crag (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Those stripes in the rock are the reason your feet stay on. Gneiss is a metamorphic rock whose minerals have been sorted into layers: pale bands of quartz and feldspar, darker bands rich in mica.…

Why gneiss bands hold your feet (slide 1)

Why gneiss bands hold your feet (slide 2)

Why gneiss bands hold your feet (slide 3)

Why gneiss bands hold your feet (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Ice ages keep a beat — and it's written in Earth's orbit. Three slow wobbles change how sunlight reaches the planet: the shape of Earth's orbit (eccentricity, ~100,000 years), the tilt of its axis (obliquity, ~41,000 years) and its slow spin-wobble (precession, ~23,000 years).…

The 100,000-year heartbeat of ice ages (slide 1)

The 100,000-year heartbeat of ice ages (slide 2)

The 100,000-year heartbeat of ice ages (slide 3)

The 100,000-year heartbeat of ice ages (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Drop Mount Everest into the deepest ocean and it still drowns. Everest rises 8,849 metres above sea level — the highest point on land, still being pushed up where India collides with Asia.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

About 22,000 years ago, you could have walked from Britain to mainland Europe. At the peak of the last ice age, so much water was locked into ice sheets that global sea level sat roughly 120–130 metres below today's.…

When the sea was 120 metres lower (slide 1)

When the sea was 120 metres lower (slide 2)

When the sea was 120 metres lower (slide 3)

When the sea was 120 metres lower (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Stand on the Zugspitze and you're standing on a coral reef. Germany's highest peak is Wetterstein limestone — a thick, very pure carbonate that grew as a reef and lagoon in the warm Triassic Tethys sea, about 235–240 million years ago.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Those ripples on a limestone slab? Rain carved them — and now you climb them. When rain hits bare limestone, the first thin film of water is the most aggressive: before it saturates, it dissolves the rock fastest.…

The ripples you crimp are dissolved rock (slide 1)

The ripples you crimp are dissolved rock (slide 2)

The ripples you crimp are dissolved rock (slide 3)

The ripples you crimp are dissolved rock (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The towers of the Elbe Sandstone weren't built up. They're what's left behind. Thick beds of Cretaceous sandstone were laid down almost perfectly flat. Later uplift and the Lausitz Thrust cracked the plate along vertical joints — a grid of fractures through horizontal rock.…

Why Elbsandstein has table mountains (slide 1)

Why Elbsandstein has table mountains (slide 2)

Why Elbsandstein has table mountains (slide 3)

Why Elbsandstein has table mountains (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Fontainebleau's golden slopers have one rule: never climb them wet. Font sandstone wears a thin, rock-hard silica crust over much softer sand. Dry, that crust is glassy and strong.…

Why Font slopers are off-limits after rain (slide 1)

Why Font slopers are off-limits after rain (slide 2)

Why Font slopers are off-limits after rain (slide 3)

Why Font slopers are off-limits after rain (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Red rock is mostly not red. It's painted. The quartz grains in red sandstone are usually pale grey. What makes whole canyons glow is a coating of hematite — iron oxide — wrapped around each grain, often thinner than a human hair.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Six million years ago, the Mediterranean nearly vanished. Around 5.97 million years ago, tectonics squeezed the gateway to the Atlantic shut. Evaporation beat the rivers, and the sea shrank into hypersaline basins — leaving behind roughly a million cubic kilometres of salt, still buried under the…

The Mediterranean was a desert (slide 1)

The Mediterranean was a desert (slide 2)

The Mediterranean was a desert (slide 3)

The Mediterranean was a desert (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Most rock erodes away. Kalymnos grew. Tufa forms when water oversaturated with dissolved calcium carbonate loses CO₂ — the calcite has to come out, and it precipitates layer by layer on walls and overhangs.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Perfect splitters aren't luck. They're physics. Granite crystallizes kilometres underground, squeezed by the weight of everything above it. When erosion strips that load away, the rock expands — and cracks.…

Why granite splits into perfect cracks (slide 1)

Why granite splits into perfect cracks (slide 2)

Why granite splits into perfect cracks (slide 3)

Why granite splits into perfect cracks (slide 4)

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The highest rock on Earth is seafloor. The summit of Mount Everest is made of the Qomolangma Formation: marine limestone deposited in a warm, shallow sea about 450 million years ago, in the Ordovician.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Chalk is the one piece of gear almost nobody questions. Science does. Magnesium carbonate counters the moisture on your skin, and most lab studies measure higher finger–hold friction with a light layer of chalk.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Two-finger pockets, monos, huecos — nobody carved them. They dissolved. Rain picks up CO₂ from the air and the soil and turns into a weak acid. Trickling over limestone for thousands of years, it slowly dissolves the rock — and it attacks the weakest spots first: fossils, burrows, fine fractures.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

8,000 years ago, you could have paddled across the Sahara. Between roughly 11,000 and 5,000 years ago — the African Humid Period — a wobble in Earth's orbit (precession, a ~20,000-year cycle) pushed the West African monsoon far north.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The best hold-shaper in the mountains? Winter. Water seeps into every crack and pore. When it freezes, it expands by roughly 9 % — and confined in rock, that expansion builds pressures far beyond what stone can resist.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You're not crimping rock. You're crimping single crystals. Granite solidifies kilometres below the surface, insulated by the rock above. Cooling takes so long that quartz, feldspar and mica have time to grow into an interlocking mosaic you can see — and grip.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Same rock type. Opposite skin. Fontainebleau and Sněžník are both sandstone — but they feel like different planets. Font's quartz sand settled in a calm coastal lagoon: grains of almost equal size, packed smooth.…

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GeoCrimps @geocrimps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Rain turns sandstone back into a sandcastle. Sandstone is quartz grains glued together by natural cement — silica, carbonate or clay. When water soaks in, clay-bearing cement softens and the rock loses strength: lab studies have measured losses of half or more in some sandstones.…

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