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Generic Waffle

@genericwaffle.bsky.social
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30, she/her, musician, mathematician, gamer. Yaptain of Yapitalism. At some point, things became too funny for even the clown to stomach. Too bad that clown ain’t me. I am cring but ur mean an thats worse.

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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol. Absolute bangers down the line.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My review of #ResidentEvil (2026): I love katamari.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@pnemiroff.bsky.social I have a question: would you ever consider getting “NEMIROFF” as knuckle tattoos?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just finished watching “I saw the TV glow” for the first time. It’s ROUGH.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hell yeah.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy September Fools day.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Could you imagine of Leftists posted in Donald Trump’s tone: “AMERICA 🇺🇸 lost 2 LEGENDS -DOLLY PARTON (9 TO 5!) and TIM CURRY (TIME WARP!)- meanwhile DIDDLING DONALD still FAILS to make AMERICA 🇺🇸 GREAT as the POTUS (PEDOPHILE OF THE UNITED STATES 🇺🇸 )! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! 🇺🇸🦅”
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just Finished #ProjectHailMary the movie. Conclusions: Genre: Romcom I liked it a lot. Very fun. I did not give it security clearance to give me these emotions tho.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes i forget that i started a wave of people impersonating me on youtube. So that’s fun.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What do y’all think tomorrow’s horsle is gonna be? www.horsle.org
horsle.org
Horsle
Play Horsle, the horse Wordle-style game where the answer is already HORSE. Build a convincing route, copy your grid, and share the joke.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The millennial falcon beat the kessel run in 6-7 parsecs.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Spaghetti” is plural “Spaghettus”. No i will not elaborate.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Under no other president than DONALD CHUMP have i gotten fewer cherries in my shiley temples. This is WRONG-ALD CHUMP’S America! 🇺🇸
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy july fools day.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Listen here JKRowlet or whatever your name is. I have mold in MY place of residence and am not transphobic. It’s really not that hard, buddy.
Close up of black smudge on wall. Probably mold
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What do you mean “no; I don’t think Henrik Ibsen had ‘PEER GYNT’ knuckle tattoos”?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Sweenus Teenus: the demon barbara of yeet street. - tj
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
my daily #EpsteinPost. Alan Dershowitz, Epstein lawyer, #EpsteinClass.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ai is stupid dumb.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy may fools day
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
When your feet get sore, usually from wearing heals and/or walking great distances, they should call that “Footigue”.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy birthday marijuana!!!! 🎂🎂🍰🍰🎉🥳🎊🎁🥳🎊🎉🎈🍾
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Happy bicycle day
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Anyway, how bout those ice protests, huh? open.spotify.com/album/32KI6B...
open.spotify.com
If You Work For I.C.E.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If al gore gets dental work done, would it be on An Inconvenient Tooth? 😂
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy april fools day heres a new song molliemaxwell.bandcamp.com/track/if-you...
molliemaxwell.bandcamp.com
If You Work For I.C.E., by Mollie Maxwell
track by Mollie Maxwell
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Whenever I eat glass, my mouth fills with blood. Therefore, glass bleeds.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So lemme get this straight: the main quest line of @elderscrolls.bethesdastudios.com 4: Oblivion has you track down the possible descendant of the Emperor and you find out that the descendant is living as a monk? @bethesda.net was the “heir friar” joke intentional, or…?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I love women.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy March Fools Day!
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Who up twiddlin’ they squelch?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Why does Savannah, Georgia smell like this?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I pray thanks to Kohne, the god of parking.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Chat be so fr rn. Why does gasoline smell so good?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@markiplier how much money would it take to get you “IRON LUNG” knuckle tattoos?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I’m shotgunning counter-factual timelines in this chili’s, tonight. Hallelujah, amen, and Shabbat Shalom.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
George Orwellbutrin Is this anything?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just got out of iron lung. The part with the blood was p cool.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The main guy in iron lung kinda looks a little bit like markiplier.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Bro that 20 minute markipliee x golden freddie scene in iron lung was really good. My question is whyd they get richard horvits to voice golden freddy?
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So i just finished watching tank girl 1995. Really good movie. 69/69
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Please enjoy this absolute monstrosity of a video i made a few months ago. #67 #42
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Tinnitus is what visual snow sounds like. No i will not elaborate.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I AM ALLERGIC TO THE STRAWBERRY IN STARBURSTS. BRUH.
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Happy birthday trees, happy birthday please clap, happy birthday elmo
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Generic Waffle @genericwaffle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Happy February fools day
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 05/12/2025
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡
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