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@genericposter.bsky.social
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Lawyer, dungeon master (the tabletop kind), lefty living in Texas. Just a generic poster. He/his.

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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same vibe:
A photo of the Johnny Cab robotic operator from Total Recall.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We've already had it and had it taken away before:
A photo of a ChocoTaco wrapper, a frozen treat where the ice cream cone is taco shaped.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Elon's post (and the whole of social media, really) reminds me of this decades old classic:
A fake magazine cover entitled "Internet Tough Guy" which features such articles as "Which Martial Art Should You Have Claimed to Master?"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey, it worked for this:
The cover of Donald E. Westlake's Parker novel "Slayground."
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I bid 3,000 People Chips on the newcomers!
A picture of the Gamesters of Triskelion from the original Star Trek - three glowing brains in a plastic dome.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My cat also twists impossibly:
A cat laying in a chair, with her spine seemingly twisted 180 degrees so her stomach is pointing upwards.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reminds me of this Kate Beaton comic:
Two-panel comic of a bird approaching a park bench saying "Aw yizz.  Mother fukcin bread crumbs."
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
One of these?
A photo of three groupers (the large fish) swimming together.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yeah, Stewart and Brolin were both Gurney Halleck. This is the Lynch Duncan Idaho:
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Still of John Turturo from Barton Fink saying "He's a man.  We wrestled."
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
(1) If he were "breaking clays," his shotgun would be directed upwards; (2) That is the worst fucking form I have ever seen:
A diagram showing the proper stance and form when shooting a shotgun.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
An image of Dr. Doom, glorious leader of Latveria, saying "Bah!"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
An image of Dr. Doom, glorious leader of Latveria, saying "Bah!"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A picture of the cover of the Roger Waters single "The Bravery of Being Out of Range."
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The classic Onion "sickos" guy peering through a window saying "Yes ... ha ha ha . . . yes"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
When you couldn't get into the frat, but now they HAVE to let you into the party:
Photo of FBI director Patel chugging a beer in the locker room with the U.S. Olympic hockey team.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Uncanny:
A drawing of the Leader, a comic book enemy of the Hulk with a giant forehead and mental powers.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well, I understand that the bus company has already replaced the crazy French driver with a new hire:
A photo of Toonces, the Driving Cat from Saturday Night Live.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My most controversial food take is that this is just as good for 90% of recipes:
Photo of a jar of minced garlic.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My copy of @kijjohnson.bsky.social 's Riverbank RPG arrived early! Excited!
Photo of the cover the Riverbank RPG
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Giving serious T'ana vibes there:
A picture of T'ana - the cat-like alien doctor on Star Trek:  Lower Decks.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The eyeliner always give me Evil Captain Kirk vibes:
A photo of the evil, transporter-accident created Captain Kirk.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying "I just think they're neat!"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This is Zuck describing AI. Apparently his highest aspiration is that we all be treated as children:
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I dunno. Seems pretty antisemitic to me:
Photo of Mamdani and Lander with their arms around each other.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
He reminds of evil Captain Kirk:
A picture of William Shatner as the "evil Kirk" created by a transporter accident in the original Star Trek.  He is distinguished from "good Kirk" by an enormous amount of (presumably evil) eyeliner.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Picture of Homer Simpson's enemy Frank Grimes, incredulous that Homer has been to space.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Photo of the evil kid from the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
JD Vance has the same eyeliner game as Evil Kirk:
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Still want to pet the cat tho
A cat in a brewery sleeping next to a sign that says "do not pet the cat"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
He has the same eyeliner game as evil Captain Kirk:
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
JD Vance has the same eyeliner game as the evil Captain Kirk.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
I also have a toad friend!
A toad in a drainpipe, looking very smug.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
Here is a picture of the toad who has moved into one of my drainpipes
Photo of a toad relaxing in the mouth of a drainpipe.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Blackthorne:  Tell him it makes no sense! Aliens being harmed by water is plausible. But it is impossible that aliens would possess FTL abilities, yet come to Earth with no protection.  Only a fraud and a charlatan would write such things.  Trust him not!   Mariko:  The Anjin dislikes twist endings.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Did I do this right:
Goose asking "who circulated the details online?" in panel 1, then chasing a person and asking "who circulated the details online motherfucker??"
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
A fat cat sitting up with splayed legs.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
They all sound like Captain Holt:
Photos of Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 praising breasts.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Are you sure it was John Kerry and not this dude? His skin also looks like it could be a mask. Or maybe ice:
Picture of the Cold Miser, from the 1960s era Rankin-Bass stop motion classic, "The Year Without a Santa Claus."
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
We can't have this anymore. Because of Woke.
Image from the Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder."
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Your cat looks very similar to my impossibly twisty cat. Not sure how her stomach can be facing the back of her head without her spine snapping.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I mean, I put on a clean shirt at least every other day, and often wear shoes. Surely that's good enough?
Cartoon of a woman praising a man for wearing a clean shirt every single day and always wearing shoes.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Just to be clear, lefties now get beer, ice cream, football, and pussy? P. sweet.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
How can my cat's spine possibly do this? Her stomach is facing the back of her head.
A cat stretching in a chair with an impossibly twisted spine.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
I didn't think they could come up with something dumber than "let's start a fight with Taylor Swift," but they did!
Quote from the Heritage Foundation advocating ending birth control and recreational sex.
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Generic Poster @genericposter.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
I think I speak for all players and DMs when I demand that the random harlot table be returned to the 2024 Dungeon Masters Guide:
A table featuring the various types of harlots a player might encounter, from Expensive Doxy to Wanton Wench
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