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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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SCARY millie pratt 💿 @hunterprattttt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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thisiguy / theo if he was spooky @thisiguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Colon @gdcolon.com · 28/09/2026
ive made some cool stuff but i think my best work is the 250+ random messages you get every time you load the gd textbox generator website. not a single miss
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Jayconian (Commissions Open) @jayconian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ Broodmother of Runes ] "A mother's love, stronger than any steel." Art i forgot to post oops. #jayconian's-art #dragons #fantasy #hellscube
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got inspired by something I pulled at prerelease. #hellscube #mtg #magicthegathering
Repurposed Welder {1}{R}
Creature - Goblin Artificer
Set Symbol: Planar Chaos Rare
Whenever this creature attacks, amass Ballista X, where X is the number of attacking creatures you control. (To amass Ballista X, put X +1/+1 counters on a Ballista token you control. If you don't control one, first make a token with characteristics defined by the token reminder [in the art].) (I'll put the defined token below)
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Ballista (colorless)
Token Artifact Creature - Construct
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
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Artist credit: Leon Tukker, Victor Adame Minguez, Vlad Petruchik
Art Description: A Repurposed Enforcer (faceless guard from Hexhaven) with its head replaced by Goblin Welder's (edited to have its mouth removed) descends a stony staircase from a circular opening from which warm, bright light shines in. The individual has their right hand held out at chest height and curled towards them, holding something glowing and blue. Their left hand has been edited to hold the original Goblin Welder's welding tool.
To the right of that are an upside-down staircase or walkway in the top right corner along with a Terror Ballista (its lower half covered up by the Ballista token reminder taking up the bottom right).
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
epitome of curiosity
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Jayconian (Commissions Open) @jayconian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ Tism ] "Yippee!" Speedpaint done for hellscube, of the autism creature dressed as Tim the Prodigal Sorcerer. #jayconian's-art #art #mtg #hellscube #magicthegathering
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aagaming @aagaming.me · 26/09/2026
thank you i love you all
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 22/09/2026
Discord's age estimation uses the games you play as part of how it determines if you're a "Teen" or "Adult". I think they should go a step further and make it so if you actively play Roblox while every other sign points to you being an adult your account gets suspended
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#1 Terminus Topdecker @33elk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah everyone has got a new alternate reality version. But we ask the real question: ARE THEY HOTTER? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aup0...
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Reality Fracture made Magic SO MUCH HOTTER? (With @Maldhound)
YouTube video by 3/3 Elk
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
chorus section is so goddamn catchy
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ralsei in the halloween outfit from that one temmie art :3 [ daily art streak: 560 || #deltarune ]
ralsei is wearing a pink and white birthday cake costume and holding a bucket with dark candy in it. they are very happy and waving
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sounds like peak genius
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Why don't you guys like playing with this [in 1v1]?" #hellscube #mtg #magicthegathering This card was designed for Hellscube 9, a custom card cube meant to emulate the powerlevel of LSV's Vintage Cube.
Fear of Initiative {1}{R}{W}
Enchantment Creature - Nightmare Saga
Set Symbol: Hellscube 9 Uncommon
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)
I: Search your library for a basic land, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
II: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
III: Each opponent loses 5 life.
IV: Draw a card.
Vigilance
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Art Credit: Cristi Balanescu, Joseph Weston, Maxime Minard, Piotr Dura, Yigit Koroglu
Art Description: Inside a fungal cave in the Underdark, Norin is frantically running away (and through the card frame) from an Undercity reminder card with bloodstains on the rooms corresponding to this card's saga chapters with the final room, Throne of the Dead Three, ripped off. The nightmare creature thing featured in Fear of Being Hunted is also chasing him, with the head of White Plume Adventurer taking the place of the ghostly faces on its back. The split on the skull "face" of the card now contains a spiked plate from Vicious Battlerager, and the stream of souls coming from its head (in the original art) has been simplified to only have the cojoined face wearing the helmet from Vicious Battlerager.
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
:3c
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I heard we were playing Pauper, so I made something out of the stuff I had around!" #hellscube #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgpauper (This card was made for a custom card cube with a powerlevel around LSV's Vintage Cube.)
Introduction to Pauper
Conspiracy
Set Symbol: HC9 Common (I had to.)
Each player starts the game with a Sneaky Snacker in the graveyard. (It's a {U}{B} 2/1 Faerie Rogue creature with flying and "When you draw your third card in a turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.")
Art credit: Brian Snoddy, Domenico Cava, Fajareka Setiawan, Greg Staples, Irina Nordsol, Kev Walkers, Matt Stewart, Rob Alexander, and Simon Dominic.

Card art description: The card depicts a whimsical cartoon person wearing a propeller cap and holding a hand of Magic cards. A blue Faerie (the titular Sneaky Snacker) is looking at the person's hand while snacking on a candy cane. To the left of the person lies a pile of bulk with a red arrow pointing from it to the person's hand and a Novice Inspector sitting in the bulk, edited to look like they're looking at the M21 printing of Colossal Dreadmaw. Behind the bulk is a Thraben Inspector and behind that is a Myr Enforcer (the original Mirrodin art). To the right and in front of the Myr Enforcer is a Troll of Khazad-dûm with a "Banned - Legacy" taken from Scryfall posted on top. To the direct right of the whimsical individual is a Writhing Chrysalis, and behind it is the thing being revived in Dread Return with a "Banned - Modern" thing pasted on top.
Finally, the background behind all of this is a Vault of Whispers (original art) with an enlarged "Banned - Modern" sticker and the machine from Urza's Power Plant placed inside of the central opening.
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
happy 11th anniversary, UNDERTALE! ralsei in castle town <3 [ daily art streak: 556 || #deltarune ]
Ralsei's back is turned to the viewer, but their side profile is visible. Their billowing scarf is in the foreground. Ralsei is looking at Castle Town. They look content.
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Jayconian (Commissions Open) @jayconian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[Young Copper Dragon ] "Every hoard starts with a pile" Did this based on the art of the ancient copper dragon from magic the gathering. Despite my name I don't actually draw full on dragons often... I should fix that. #jayconian's-art #dnd #dragon #art
A small copper dragon sits on a small pile of gold in a cave, looking rather pleased with itself.
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
correction: The alt text is incorrect. This artifact has base power and toughness 2/2. (The original card had base power and toughness 2/1, but a large enough group on the balancing team wanted me to buff it, and 3/1 seemed too good for this card.)
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sensei's Divining Top also ended up modified in the modernization of Kamigawa. #hellscube #magicthegathering #mtg Note: This card was made for a cube with a powerlevel around vintage cube's. Note 2: Thanks to Gametrodon and JuanDM (on the Hellscube Discord server) for making the art edit for me.
Image Description
Sensei's Awesome Fucking Beyblade {3}
Artifact (not a creature... yet)
The card art depcts Sensei's Divining top, except that its body appears larger, more conical, and absent of the engravings the original one had. There are Beyblade components attached to the top (apparently it's Impact Drake?) with the second, larger copy sticking out of the frame.
Set Symbol: Hellscube 9 Rare
First strike
{T}{T}{Q}{T}{T} (the taps are rotated in a way that you may treat this as though it costs {T}): Sensei's Awesome Fucking Beyblade becomes an attacking creature. If it's your declare attackers step, draw a card. Activate only during combat. (It doesn't stop being a creature after no longer attacking.)
*Spin Out* – {1}: Sensei's Awesome Fucking Beyblade stops being a creature. (This effect undoes the above effect of becoming a creature.)
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Artist credit: Michael Sutfin
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One possible reading of this platform would be to say that it's basically left-wing Facebook, and frankly if I didn't get exposed to a follower pool that I probably wouldn't have found myself here, I think I would've dipped because I genuinely couldn't find stuff for a lot of my interests.
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@beatblock.bsky.social
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Colon @gdcolon.com · 06/09/2026
i exist to create shit if i can't create shit i shouldn't exist
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aagaming @aagaming.me · 07/09/2026
Oops wrong game
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Zeo @thatzeogal.itch.io · 30/08/2026
yes rhythm heaven is possibly the purest distillation of a "rhythm game" no that doesnt mean beatblock sucks and is overwhelming because the one clip you saw was of a custom level
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itmg @itmg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#magicthegathering #mtg #hellscube (This is a card I designed for Hellscube 9. If you're wondering what Hellscube is, check the pinned post on my profile.)
It Bears Repeating {1}{G}
Enchantment Creature - Bear
Set Symbol: HC9 Uncommon
You may cast copies of this card bestowing this creature as long as it isn't a token. (Bestowed copies are token Auras [with Enchant creature] enchanting this creature. They become creatures once they're no longer attached.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
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Artist credit: D. J. Cleland-Hura
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Jayconian (Commissions Open) @jayconian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This card i designed is kinda exploding elsewhere on the internet, so might as well post it here as well. #mtg #magicthegathering
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
type shit that's so gas it gets in despite fifteen people downvoting because they don't like wojaks anyways congrats on the containment breach!
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
holy shit Hellscube mentioned jayconian the goat
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#hellscube #magicthegathering #magictcg btw you can view all Hellscube cards on Hellfall (hellfall.skeleton.club) and join their Discord (linked in Hellfall and the subreddit r/HellsCube) to engage with the community and submissions process.
hellfall.skeleton.club
Hellfall
Hellfall, the Hellscube search engine
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
edit: oops, meant Hellscube 9.1 (the second half), not Hellscube 9 in general
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(context 3/3) Purple is a sixth color between blue and black that was introduced in the first Hellscube and used in every odd one thereafter. Purple is... weird. This often manifests in interacting with the sideboard (it's a zone in Hellscube) and a bunch of other ways (such as this).
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(context 2/3) One way in which this is achieved is through slots, which give bounds to how many spells and lands of each color/mana value/type can be in the cube. (They can also have further specifications.) The current Hellscube is Hellscube 9, which is meant to be vintage cube powerlevel.
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(context 1/3) Hellscube is a group dedicated to custom-MtG card cubes that are "hellsy" (no given definition, but they usually intend to be funny, mechanically unusual, and aren't restricted by the Comprehensive Rules). Regardless, Hellscubes are still meant to be draftable and relatively balanced.
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My first serious Hellscube 9 submission. I swear I came up with the mechanical concept of the effect before using the comic as the main focus of the card. (more info on what Hellscube & purple are in replies) #magicthegathering #mtg #hellscube
Pip Reduction Surgery {P}
Sorcery
Set Symbol: Hellscube 9 Rare
Look at target opponent's hand. Choose [Reveal] a card in your hand and a nonland card in theirs. Note the colored pips in your card's mana cost. Your card becomes generic. (You may spend mana to cast this spell as though it were mana of any color.)
Add the noted mana to the cost of your opponent's card.
Art Credit: @silkentine

Comic (edited, will only note changes from the original comic):
(there is a yellow arrow pointing from "card in your hand" in the rules text to the woman in the yellow-and-red shirt in the first panel and an orange arrow pointing from "nonland card in theirs" to Garfield in the first panel.)
Panel 1: There is are mana pips ({1}{G}) over Garfield. There are two white pips ({W}{W}) over the woman's breasts.
Panel 2: Dialogue edited to "Your pip reduction was a success!". There is a stretched {2} in place of the previous double white pips.
Panel 3: Dialogue edited to "Where is the other card?" / "Who do you think took your pips?"
Panel 4: The big "NOOOOOO" was edited out to fit in the rules text. Garfield now has both the {1}{G} cost and the {W}{W} pips.
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 26/08/2026
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daily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
projecting my gay thoughts onto ralsei [ daily art streak: 536 || #deltarune ]
ralsei is leaning into their paw, propped up by an elbow on a table. they have a loving, longing look on their face and hearts around their head
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
nitter got C&D'd are you fucking kidding me
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Jayconian (Commissions Open) @jayconian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[Everything Maws Go] "It's like describing a 4GG 6/6 Creature - Dinosaur with trample to someone who's never seen one, and asking them to draw it." Speedpaint of the day, for hellscube. #jayconian's-art #mtg #backrooms #hellscube #fanart #dinosaurs
A painting depicting a gigantic dinosaur prowling in a large open area of the backrooms. It's face is distorted and doubling over itself,and a repeating boat is embedded in its neck.
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PEAR哥 @peargor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Heavily requested Birdbrain and my gamedev partner keeps putting on Jamie Paige albums during sessions which I really liked
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♱ ArtifexDemon ♱ 🦇🥃 @artifexdemon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Commission of Luin from Wacca for @ugyuu.bsky.social !! And closeup cause it's loooooong Thank you!!! 💜🖤💜 #vgencomm #vgen #wacca #fanart #illustration #gaming vgen.co/Artifexdemon
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針 @viilienn.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
#wacca #wacca_art
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BourBunBun @bourbunbun.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Repost if you're a real Mewer 🌸
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SOL ☀ @1tb.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
shinyduo nation 4 lyfe #art #hermitcraft #lifeseries #geminitay #geminitayfanart #pearlescentmoon #pearlescentmoonfanart #shinyduo #shinyduoart
art of two humanoid characters sitting on a cliffside together. one on the right has long, brown hair, moth antennae and a fluffy moth-like tail, and red and brown clothing. the one on the left is a ginger fawn satyr with white antlers, blue overalls and a pastel green shirt. they are both illuminated by moonlight.same as the first image, but the two humanoid characters are cut out of the background and separated on a transparent background.
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#magictcg #magicthegathering #hellscube
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genericplayer @genericplayer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I was wondering what kept WoTC from printing a card that had a tower defense-like upgrade tree on a card, seeing as stuff like levels and Class enchantments exist. After making this card (and from how many revisions this card went through to the final ver.), I think I know why.
Sand Soldier TD {R/W}
Creature - Sand Soldier
Set Symbol: Sands of Hell Mythic
You may upgrade as a sorcery or permanently after drafting. (This creature has the characteristics of its furthest upgrade and costs {1} more if it was upgraded.)
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(Upgrades are listed with their cost next to them. This is different from the creature's mana cost.)

Tier 1: (you have to get this upgrade before getting any Tier 2 upgrade)
Disciplined {1}
First strike
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Tier 2:
Frontliner {2}{R}
First strike, haste, menace
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Steadfast {2}{W}
First strike, reach, vigilance
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Card Credits: Jayconian, Kudos Productions, Ninja Kiwi
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