Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 14hHappy Taco Tuesday the 13th, to all who celebrate. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026RIP to Mike Ditka, the greatest coach who ever stalked a sideline. He was one magnificent, foul-mouthed son of a bitch. Da Bears. 021
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's true. A fast food franchise put out an emo EP and it's actually... kinda good. This is devastating news for anyone who still believes selling out is supposed to look dumber than this. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A lone guy showed up outside PlayStation headquarters this week to protest the slow disappearance of physical games, which is the kind of extremely specific cause Gen X can get behind. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Our kids weren't the first ones to be fascinated by stupid sh*t. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry didn’t make Gen X weird. He just gave us permission to stop apologizing for it. RIP to a legend. 061
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Gen X didn't survive lead paint just to be taken out by a blueberry. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Christopher Nolan spent $250 million making The Odyssey, and this is what I’m bringing to it. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’m “trusted an anthropomorphic cheese cowboy with my calcium intake” years old. 100
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The ’80s really did offer a perfectly balanced spectrum of parental disappointment 020
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Happy heavenly birthday to Adam "MCA" Yauch, who would've (should've) turned 62 today. He taught an entire generation that punk, hip-hop, Buddhism, skateboards, and standing up for what you believe in could all fit inside the same person. 020
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Nobody at the toy company noticed that Balzac sounds just like ballsack? Or did they all notice and simply choose greatness? 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Uber app of the ’80s was a pay phone and a kid yelling, “Pick me up outside Sears!” 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Last night in Chicago, the Smashing Pumpkins brought out Greg Brady to sing “It’s a Sunshine Day” while Flavor Flav head-banged from the audience. This may be the most Gen X thing ever assembled on one stage. 011
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Caddyshack came out 46 years ago today. And every year, I’m becoming more and more like Judge Elihu Smails. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 19/07/2026RIP Jennifer Finch, bassist for L7 and one of the architects of ’90s alternative rock. Fuck cancer. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Find someone who believes in you the way Jack Nicholson believed the Bulls deserved the finger. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026They should just rename it Colon Cleanse Cantina. Or maybe Baja Blast Radius. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The air quality in much of the Midwest today has officially entered “made-for-TV nuclear apocalypse” territory. 001
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Every Sunday night, Dave Kendall handed Gen X a map to bands nobody else was playing. Rest easy, Dave. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'd rather argue with the guy behind the counter about whether Guided by Voices belongs in indie or alternative than answer one more Teams notification. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Every celebrity death now comes with a complimentary existential age check. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A public service announcement from the 80s. The more you know… 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The most important lesson Gen-X learned as kids was how to get people to LEAVE US ALONE! 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It's true. Robert Shaw was 47 when Jaws came out. The Quint character today would've been born in 1979. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 29/06/2026A Gen-X analog summer just hit differently. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The hardest part of packing for a summer vacation is deciding which KOOL merch to bring. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 20/06/2026First day of summer, which means I will once again spend the next few months trying to recapture the thrill of being 10 years old, chlorine-blind, barefoot on hot concrete, and convinced that a Bomb Pop counted as lunch. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s grilling season! Be careful out there, fellas. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 16/06/2026World Cup players get hydration breaks now. In the 90s, electrolytes came in soft packs. 011
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This is what last night’s game felt like. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 13/06/2026When I say I love Pee-wee Herman, I mean the early Roxy Theatre Pee-wee, the one you had to watch on HBO with the volume low because your parents thought he was for children. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 12/06/2026McDonald’s is bringing back the original Fried Apple Pie to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary. I've waited 30 years for this moment, and I am emotionally prepared to destroy the roof of my mouth for my country. Who else is ready to taste freedom at 4,000 degrees? 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I like to rewatch Meatballs every summer, not for the camp nostalgia (although there's that) but for the reminder from Bill Murray that the world might burn, the system might fail, and we’re all probably doomed, but it just... doesn’t... matter. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 08/06/2026RIP Stacey King, who died at 59. He helped build the Bulls dynasty, then helped generations of fans remember why this team could still make your heart jump. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I want this more than I ever wanted a PlayStation. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You keep using the word “collectible.” I do not think it means what you think it means. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Happy almost-summer to the Ferris Buellers of the world, the kids who could've waited three days for summer vacation but chose crime instead. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Oscar the Grouch would never betray the boroughs like this. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I won't believe "rock music is back" till I see more guitar solos with the rest of the band doing badly choregegraphed wedding dancing. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Life moves pretty fast. One minute you’re faking sick, the next your doctor is asking about polyps. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The PSAs in the '80s really only had one job: To scare the ever-living sh*t out of us and make sure we all grew up traumatized and skittish. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Every Gen Xer just felt a deep, ancestral stirring in the part of the brain reserved for Top Ten lists, Velcro suits, and things being hurled off buildings. 020
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This is an important public service announcement. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Gen Z is bringing back our culture, which is nice, I guess. But maybe stick to malls and CDs, and not the stuff we did that was really, really stupid. These kids are restoring the ’90s with the reckless confidence of people who never had to smell the smoking section at a Denny’s. 000
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This Kids in the Hall sketch makes me wistful for a time when nobody knew anything and we all just argued in public like free-range idiots. It sounds horrible now, but honestly, it was kind of beautiful. A more innocent, blissfully stupid era before everyone carried a tiny computer in their pocket. 010
Generation Excellent @generationxcellent.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This is not a basketball photo. This is a Renaissance painting where everyone just found out God is a Knicks fan. 000
