Gene @genemorgan.info · 17/09/2026I do agree with RFK jr that you'll turn into a witch if you let a waxing moon illuminate your taint 020
Gene @genemorgan.info · 14/09/2026I keep boxes, I’ll get a nice box in the mail and I’ll say “yeah, that’s a real good box” and put it in the basement 020
Gene @genemorgan.info · 20/05/2026Like Colombo, I’m pretending to be a dumbshit to solve life’s mysteries 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 17/04/2026Click the link below to learn more about Coin Purse Imprintingreddit.comFrom the bravo community on Reddit: West sat on Amanda and she could feel his coin purse. My ex got me this way. Story in captionExplore this post and more from the bravo community 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 21/03/2026Don't like spiders but can respect spiders and let them spider, don't like ants but wish death upon any ant that enters my home and will go to any length if it means their destruction 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 24/02/2026Is it good or bad luck when a spider falls on your sandwich as you’re eating it? 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 14/02/2026Not much has been said about Epstein and dorks. Like zero cool people in the files, only huge fucking dorks that nobody wants to hang around ever. 020
Gene @genemorgan.info · 06/02/2026Watched Jelly Roll shout-out my hometown the other day and do a popular dance from a popular song from said hometown and it made me want to kill myself 100
Gene @genemorgan.info · 05/02/2026Dream that I had a bunch of billionaires over to my house and they all shit on the rug on my bathroom, tried to clean it up, remarking that one was definitely a vegan, but ultimately threw away the rug 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 16/01/2026When I heat up a Trader Joe’s lasagna and my kids thank me for making dinner 021
Gene @genemorgan.info · 15/01/2026Picked the wrong year to quit weed and video games and engage with reality 100
Gene @genemorgan.info · 31/10/2025It also works if you sing the lyrics “She’s got Jimmy Davis eyes” 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 28/10/2025Dream where Trump’s personal White House chef sells a special truffle-flavored Marlboro that I buy, but the only way to light the cigarette is to steal flint from the Nazis (including Hitler), which I do, but end up accidentally burning everything in the world down, and then my dad gets mad at me 011
Gene @genemorgan.info · 18/08/2025Way more interested in taking Ozempic since I heard it takes your soul 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 10/06/2025Unironically relieved to be back home in LA after a long weekend in small town Texas 030
Gene @genemorgan.info · 16/05/2025Guess I have to think about Diddy's penis every Halloween until I die 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 30/04/2025It’s really easy to tear things down and talk shit but also it’s really important to tear things down and talk shit 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 26/04/2025I like it in rap videos when the rapper points a gun at the camera and suggests they want to kill me 031
Gene @genemorgan.info · 20/03/2025Remember listening to The Doors when I was a teenager and my parents rolling their eyes and I was in shock because The Doors are good, mom and dad!!! And now every time a kid mentions Nirvana, a band that I also loved as a teenager, my eyes roll so far back in my head that I can see my own ass. 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 12/03/2025My wife calls as I’m leaving the grocery store with eggs and I give a Tesla driver the bird 020
Gene @genemorgan.info · 11/03/2025Pretty sad when you get new underwear and your previous “good” underwear becomes your new “bad” underwear 021
Gene @genemorgan.info · 05/03/2025One thing about eggs is that they never go bad and you can eat them forever 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 16/02/2025Spiders think I’m too big to see them but I do see them and I’m scared of them 031
Gene @genemorgan.info · 11/02/2025It is through my children that I learn about the world’s first goonicide 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 10/02/2025Accidentally clicked on a pen ad and fucked-up my hat-ads-only algorithm 000
Gene @genemorgan.info · 20/01/2025The price of eggs has gone up so much in the past two hours that my life has been ruined 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 17/01/2025Quit drugs and had extra money and developed an expensive grocery habit 010
Gene @genemorgan.info · 09/01/2025I’ve learned that you gotta have shit to do during the apocalypse 000
